CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #30

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FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, March 15, 2011 4:29 PM

The bright angel on JAYNE'S right shoulder advised him to splash his new-found Alliance money on a nutritious breakfast for two; the surreptitious devil on his left campaigned hard for a Sterno binge.

bun

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, March 16, 2011 6:00 AM

JAYNE: This here is all the green I need for Saint Jayne's Day.
MAL: There is NO St. Jayne Day.
JAYNE: Is so now! Shepherd blessed me a Saint a few caption games back...

BWAH!
TCM (who is apparently in some sort of caption recursion mode this week)

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FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, March 17, 2011 9:16 PM

RETRY...

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TCM (who is apparently in some sort of caption recursion mode this week)
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Curse or re-curse, TCM, ya prolly gonna get bleeped and hiated at the least, if not outright relieved of duty, as we have seen recently to our somewhat mixed sorrow.

With that off my florally tatted chest I offer the following (provided it in't re-eated by Haken the Hungry) as a bumper-upper:

JAYNE: Guaran-darn-teed authentic ancient Koo-Ban, surreptitiously liberated from an official Ariel U. dig and carbon-dated by same, certificate available right here in my other hand. Plumped gently in the custom humidor right here in my other hand and available for a nominal fee, this treasure will eventually reward your patience in the setting of your choice.

bun
yes, you set fire to it.
Well, durnit, there's SPIT in those things.

RYCE

Thursday, March 17, 2011 11:55 PM

Mal: What did I tell you last time? She's still not to be bought. Nor bartered, not borrowed or lent.

OR

Mal: Well, my days of not taking you seriously are still at the middle.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, March 18, 2011 5:27 PM

JAYNE: Hey, I'll pitch in for gas if we can swing back past the Heart o' Gold ranch!

OR

MAL: Seriously, Jayne, we didn't order a dead guy, and no you can't rent him...I don't even want to think about the whys here...just...no.

BWAH!
TCM

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FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, March 19, 2011 4:41 PM

What it really is?
It's the answer to this week's Car Talk puzzle.
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JAYNE: While you and Badger were stuffing your faces and making double entendres I was swiping the little dee-vice that holds Badger's apple-peeler down. How much for it?
MAL: Heck with that, I'm taking you right back to the ship and having you say that to Wash, but not until I've placed a modest wager. Or seven.

bun

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, March 19, 2011 5:05 PM

ADAM: So, can I go in on this "Buy Firefly" deal?

BWAH!
TCM

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FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, March 19, 2011 11:02 PM

Cruel, TCM. Simply just cruel.
STOP SCARING NATHAN!!
I will make you sorry.
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JAYNE: No kidding, you plaster this across your nose and leave it on all night. No more snoring to p/o your bed-buddy, and in the morning when you peel it off there're all these little hard things stuck to it -- flick 'em in people's scrambled eggs 'n' whatnot. Liven up breakfast on a gloomy day out in the Black, ya know?

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, March 20, 2011 10:24 PM

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bun
heh

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, March 22, 2011 4:45 AM

"Captionation" okay, maybe probably.
"Caponification" not, where Our Bunky Boy is involved.
Must.
Read.
Carefully.

bun
resisting "edification" for reasons you'll surely come to understand after a period of contemplation.
You do know, surely, that there was no rumination at the inn.

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