Too cute! Found at the Firefly board at the IMDB
POSTED BY: ayrad
UPDATED: Friday, February 18, 2011 06:55
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Well done, DMI!
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To get there before Lady Gaga
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Here's a few:
Badger: Well, this is embarrassing. Some of you seem to have mistaken my meaning by listening to you ask me your question about the chicken.
Claw: No matter where that chicken goes, I will hunt her down. And the last thing she sees will be my blade.
Womack: Now before I pour this gasoline on you and set you on fire to find out WHY the chicken crossed the road, why don't you save me all that paperwork and just tell me?
Durran: I appreciate you asking me this question about the chicken... well, you know, not a lot...
Nandi: I understand the chicken. It's not her fight. She can go 'cross that road if she wants. We'll just hold up here best we can. No harm, no fowl.
Just a few that came to me.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Cuda77:
Mal: Y'all were watching I take it?
Kaylee: Yes...
Mal: Did you see it cross?
Kaylee: No.
Mal: TRAP!
And one lightbulb one:
-How many Kaylee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-Two, one to replace the broken one, one because now the first can't get back down.
These were pretty funny! :) Kudos on Cuda!
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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This is getting progressively harder. :)
CHICKEN: Cross the road!? Are you crazy? That's just not something chickens do. I mean, on some planets, but only pretty bad ones.
CAR: Ha ha Ha! Mine is an evil laugh... Now die!
INARA: How did the chicken manage to cross the road?
MAL: By being fast like a freak?
ZOE: Because it was sanguine about the kind of reception it was apt to receive on the other side.
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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