Too cute! Found at the Firefly board at the IMDB
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UPDATED: Friday, February 18, 2011 06:55
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LMAO.....................I nearly fell out my chair after reading this one:
Niska: So by facing the emotional and physical pain of dodging traffic...we would finally meet the real chicken.
Thanks GrimJack, aside from the River and Operative ones yours is truly awesome.
SGG
Tawabawho?
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A modest contribution:
River strokes chicken.
River: "Sure, I got a ARK!-WARK.. More than one. Don't seem like that I BWARK!'em to you now, do it? Anyone off Titan chicken farm knows better than to BWARK-BWARK to strangers. You're BWARKin' loud enough for the both of us, though, ain't ya? I've met a dozen like you. Left the coop early. Minor road crossin' jobs here and there. Spent some time in the fryer, but less than you claim. And you're, what, a petty pullet with delusions standing? Sad little rooster on a sad little hill."
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Originally posted by NewOldBrownCoat:
A modest contribution:
River strokes chicken.
River: "Sure, I got a ARK!-WARK.. More than one. Don't seem like that I BWARK!'em to you now, do it? Anyone off Titan chicken farm knows better than to BWARK-BWARK to strangers. You're BWARKin' loud enough for the both of us, though, ain't ya? I've met a dozen like you. Left the coop early. Minor road crossin' jobs 'ere and there. Spent some time in the fryer, but less than you claim. And you're, what, a petty pullet with delusions standing? Sad little rooster on a sad little hill?"
Double post, mal... means bad, in the Latin. Sorry about that.
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Even less of a contribution :
(Rooster sees chickens in henhouse across the road):
"I'll be in my coop!"
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quote asarian:
BOYD: What happened to the last chicken that crossed the road?
DR. SAUNDERS: You're standing in him.
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Blaaarrrrrgh!
Back to a FF ref:
MAL (inspecting chicken): Fully loaded, safety off: this here's a recipe for -- omelets.
bun
Frisky Brownshell
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This thread is just too good for God to let it die! :)
CHICKEN: Why did I cross the road?
INARA: I put on a big act: storm away in a huff -- then I fly away and wait for you to double-cross that road, beat you to the rendezvous spot, and grab the loot before you can get to it. What?! You didn't see it coming?
Okay, I admit, I got nothing. Hence, I say:
CHICKEN: I'm still crossing.
SIMON: That ain't much.
CHICKEN: It's enough.
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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Thanks for the bump Asarian. I've never read this thread and spent the last half hour grinning from ear to ear.
Now my crack at it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see poor Bessie in a jar.
Lightbulbs?
Kaylee: One. Shes the best mechanic in the Verse.
Book: None. He just has faith someone will change it.
Jayne: One whore. She just hands him the next biggest one and so on till he runs out.
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This was such a great thread. Glad you resurrected it, asarian! There's a lot of new blood aboard which might enjoy a chance to seep into this non-contest. Or just read it and chuckle.
Must go put my thinking cap on.
bun
Browncoats chuckle? Yes, they do.
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BSGing the chicken.
Adama: Because she was a grand old lady and sometimes you have to roll a hard six.
Tigh: To be an evil chicken in the garden of paradise.
Starbuck: There was this weird music coming from the other side...
Helo: It thought it was the right thing to do.
Gaius: A super hot chicken that only it could see told him to.
Apollo: Daddy issues.
Roslin: To lead the other chickens before it died.
Gaeta: Walk? Are you trying to taunt me???
Billy: For the love of another chicken. A very ungrateful, bug-eyed chicken.
Dee: Well it walked most of the way, felt okay about itself and then... BANG!
Zerek: A chicken has to look out for itself, I mean...um...democracy and the people and all that.
Tyrol: Because it's all a talon-dragger can do.
Sharon: To save my chick!
In-the-head-Six: Because that chick is the egg of things to come.
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I pray for one last landing,
on the globe that gave me birth.
Let me rest my eyes on the fleecy skies
and the cool, green hills of Earth.
http://www.blogiversity.org/blogs/dmi/default.aspx
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