Furries. Yes. No. Indifferent.

POSTED BY: AURaptor
UPDATED: Friday, April 2, 2010 11:45
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MINCINGBEAST

Wednesday, March 31, 2010 3:12 AM

just when i was starting to feel a little bit tolerant, and could entertain the notion that furries are just folks with tastes wildly divergent from my own, you had to go and ruin it, two. curses. furries are evil! where are my pitchfork and torch, for purposes of vicious fursecution?

FREMDFIRMA

Wednesday, March 31, 2010 3:25 AM

Right here.

$29.99 USD for the fork, $3.99 for the torch, and I'll even throw in a cheap disposable lighter.

-Frem

PS. Nobody tell him I sold the Furries crossbows first.

TWO

Wednesday, March 31, 2010 4:10 AM

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Originally posted by mincingbeast:
just when i was starting to feel a little bit tolerant, and could entertain the notion that furries are just folks with tastes wildly divergent from my own, you had to go and ruin it, two. curses. furries are evil! where are my pitchfork and torch, for purposes of vicious fursecution?

I think you would feel better about furries if you knew that Einstein, with that hair, was a very early furry - long before the term was invented. The man was truly a pathfinder. And Bytemite is right, Einstein didn't win every scientific controversy, particularly the Bohr-Einstein Debates, With Puppets. Einstein as a Bichon puppy puppet: http://www.akc.org/breeds/bichon_frise/

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two

AURAPTOR

Wednesday, March 31, 2010 9:53 AM

How anyone could find Bichon or black lab puppets 'sexy', is beyond me.

TWO

Wednesday, March 31, 2010 3:59 PM

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Originally posted by AURAPTOR:
How anyone could find Bichon or black lab puppets 'sexy', is beyond me.

Women swooned for the teenage Einstein - I tell you they were madly in love with his furriness - his Bichon puppy dog good looks. Seventeen year old Einstein knocked up his 21 year old girlfriend. Genius! Much later they married, but before that his illegitimate daughter was adopted, vanishing from history. The book to read is "Einstein In Love" http://books.google.com/books?id=uKR7X7Ve6zMC&printsec=frontcover&dq=e
instein+in+love+a+scientific+romance

"If everybody lived a life like mine there would be no need for novels... Or Firefly." - A. Einstein to his sister, Maja, 1899

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two

MINCINGBEAST

Wednesday, March 31, 2010 4:09 PM

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Originally posted by AURAPTOR:
How anyone could find Bichon or black lab puppets 'sexy', is beyond me.

I thought you could offer us some insight into this, you being a furry and all. But I suppose feathers and claws are more your thing, right? Still waiting for a detailed description of your fursona, your furvert.

BYTEMITE

Wednesday, March 31, 2010 4:41 PM

Someone who's into reptile-furry may not be into regular mammal-furry. Some furries are quite discriminating about the type of furry that they're into. Not that you could tell by Iguana-don and Wolf Mal there. ^_^'

Whether or not AURaptor is a furry, it's likely he honestly doesn't understand the attraction to canine-furry or canine-furry puppets.

STARTROOP

Wednesday, March 31, 2010 4:56 PM

That's funny! I fit into way too many of the boxes.

MINCINGBEAST

Wednesday, March 31, 2010 5:10 PM

Byte, it has already been established that Rappy is, infact, a furry. He freely admitted to as much. Granted, he may try to edit or disavow his earlier admission, or claim that he was joking. But since when has Rappy ever joked, or been funny? ;)

It seems, though, that there are divisions in the furry community. Scaly furries discriminate against mammalian furries, and vice versa? Perhaps we could exploit these tensions and bring about the end of the fandom through furry civil war.

Also...were the teenage mutant ninja turtles furries?

BYTEMITE

Wednesday, March 31, 2010 5:54 PM

I don't even have to look to know that there is a such thing as incestuous Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle furry porn.

Why would you even ASK me that? Not thinking about it, not directly focusing on the horrors I know MUST exist and am peripherally aware is what allows me to keep my delusion fields in place. Now the eldritch abominations embedded in my subconscious are going to leak out and destroy the world. >:(

Noooo, there's a such thing as Care Bear porn! WHY.

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