Hidey Thread 489: What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs
POSTED BY: daveshayne
UPDATED: Tuesday, November 10, 2009 03:55
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
who cares, he ain't comin' anyway.
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Oughta here, done bumped best/worst I could.
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*snort*
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I'd give a groan over those jokes, but that would legitimize them. Instead I will post my own.
How do you drown a blond?
Put a scratch and sniff on the bottom of a pool.
Two blondes walk into a bar. The brunette ducks.
'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'
Police Squad
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Old jokes of taste they lack. Summon the Homunculus.
David
'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.
'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg
http://xkcd.com/386/
"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.
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Quote:Fullmetal Alchemist?
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Old jokes of taste they lack. Summon the Homunculus.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Karel:Quote:Fullmetal Alchemist?
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Old jokes of taste they lack. Summon the Homunculus.
Among other things springing from the first reference to them in the AD&D monster manual. Well that's the first reference I read; they've been kicking around the notes of fantasists since almost forever.
David
'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.
'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg
http://xkcd.com/386/
"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.
I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident
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You don't like my old style jokes? I'll summon shaggy dogs next!
One of the contenders I saw at the recent Winter Olympics was an Eskimo who competed in the downhill slalom. The trouble was that he just kept getting in the way of the other skiiers. At first I couldn't believe my eyes, but then I realized he was just an obstacle Aleutian!
'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'
Police Squad
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I am wracking my brain for a clean joke... nope sorry not a one
I also wish small towns had delivery like large cities.... sigh
To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.
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Don't feel too bad, I had to Google to get that one, all the ones I know would take a long time to type, and are just WAAAAY too bad (as in groans, not content.) Besides, where would we be without "There was a man from Nantucket..."?
'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'
Police Squad
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Just woke up from an oddly persistent dream. The details aren't that important - high school assembly - but there are two things that it's left with me. First, if they put the violin and flute players in the back row symphonies could advertise surround sound and second, there are three infallible signs you are not watching a Spanish film strip. The first sign is drama. If there is drama it's not a Spanish film strip. I have no idea what the other two signs are as I woke up then.
David
'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.
'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg
http://xkcd.com/386/
"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.
I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident
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