Hidey Thread 489: What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs
POSTED BY: daveshayne
UPDATED: Tuesday, November 10, 2009 03:55
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Another riddle for the peeps of hiding.
Q: If a squirrel, a mongoose, and a wildebeest walk into a bar how can the nun avoid it.
A: She's a duck.
David
'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.
'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg
http://xkcd.com/386/
"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.
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LOL ... you're such a weirdo Dave... HUGS
To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.
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Life's little lessons.
Okay, so I was cleaning the toilet and ended up flushing a j-cloth. Suddenly dysfunctional toilet. I phoned the building superintendent, that's what they're for, right? Right... they call a plumber.
At Sunday night rates, this ought to be another little yet undoubtedly expensive life lesson in paying attention to what one is doing. Clearly I should have been flushing the j-cloth on a Tuesday at 9 a.m.
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Originally posted by cozen:
Clearly I should have been flushing the j-cloth on a Tuesday at 9 a.m.
Plumbing never seems to happen when it's convenient.
David
'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.
'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg
http://xkcd.com/386/
"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.
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Quote:
Q: If a squirrel, a mongoose, and a wildebeest walk into a bar how can the nun avoid it.
A: She's a duck.
But this only applies if the bar is horizontal, my good man.
What if it's veritcal?
My turn . . .
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn't matter because it won't come anyway.
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"It's okay! I'm a leaf on the wind!!!"
"What does that mean?!?!?!"
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It's thursday morning and I'm not quite awake. Weatherman said foggy but it aint. Stupid weatherman. Saw the House season opener last night (time shifting) it was a good episode but I'm not sure if I'll be watching the show much if House isn't being a jerk to everybody. That's the whole reason for watching that show.
David
'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.
'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg
http://xkcd.com/386/
"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.
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I had pancakes with Maple Syrup. First time I have ever had maple Syrup, it tastes like honey. I knew it would, one comes from a tree, one comes from a Bees bum.
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Maple syrup has never tasted like honey to me. Honey is yummy. Maple is just too, too sweet.
David
'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.
'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg
http://xkcd.com/386/
"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.
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Quote:I have to wonder if you have ever had the REAL stuff, as opposed to mass-market, caramel-colored, high-fructose corn syrup with a maple leaf waved over the top.
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Maple is just too, too sweet.
"Whatever is wrong with you is so right for me." -- Marillion.
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Originally posted by Karel:
I have to wonder
Wonder no more. Maple syrup - the real stuff - is too sweet. It's ok strait from the tap (yes I have had raw maple sap strait from the tree) but most people boil it down too much. Ugh.
David
'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.
'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg
http://xkcd.com/386/
"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.
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