Conspiracy Exposed: American Leader is Secret Muslim
POSTED BY: dreamtrove
UPDATED: Saturday, August 22, 2009 04:46
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Aasif Mandvi is not originally from Tampa, he is in fact from Mumbai. He moved to Tampa when he was 16. As not a natural born citizen of the United States, Aasif is not eligible to run for President. I recommend we amend the constitution as follows: "Aasif can run if he feels like it."
Hey, if John can post pointless new threads, so can I :)
Meanwhile, I notice that aasif isn't an autocomplete on google until you get to aasi, and that raquel welch used to be the first autocomplete for 'r' which was a nice nod, but now she's down to 'raq', gratuitous reason to post a pic. But remember, if breaking out of prison, a poster of this woman is what you need. Then, remember to disappear, and don't just go down the block to your aunt's house and wait for two months for the cops to catch you:
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