Score one for the little guy.

POSTED BY: Fremdfirma
UPDATED: Monday, June 22, 2009 19:29
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FREMDFIRMA

Sunday, June 21, 2009 7:23 PM

Sweet, sweet revenge, this.

The City politicos got obstructive towards a guy trying to expand his own outdoorsman shop, so he rents the extra room out to a sex shop...

http://reason.com/news/show/133230.html

Though Zarlenga seems to have won the short-term battle, he dreamed of an even more delicious victory. “I was hoping for a fast-food chain,” he confessed to the Post, “because I thought that would be more annoying to the city.”

Meh, if he wanted to be a REAL smartass, he could argue that it's still technically "hunting products" and that's a "Bait and Lures" section.

-Frem

It cannot be said enough, those who do not learn from history, are doomed to endlessly repeat it

BADKARMA00

Sunday, June 21, 2009 7:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Fremdfirma:

Sweet, sweet revenge, this.

The City politicos got obstructive towards a guy trying to expand his own outdoorsman shop, so he rents the extra room out to a sex shop...

http://reason.com/news/show/133230.html

Though Zarlenga seems to have won the short-term battle, he dreamed of an even more delicious victory. “I was hoping for a fast-food chain,” he confessed to the Post, “because I thought that would be more annoying to the city.”

Meh, if he wanted to be a REAL smartass, he could argue that it's still technically "hunting products" and that's a "Bait and Lures" section.

-Frem

It cannot be said enough, those who do not learn from history, are doomed to endlessly repeat it

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"Bait and Lures" ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I needed that Frem, thanks!

Bad_karma
Great and Exalted Grand Pooba, International Brotherhood of Moonshiners, Rednecks, and Good Old Boys.

WASHNWEAR

Monday, June 22, 2009 6:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Fremdfirma:

Meh, if he wanted to be a REAL smartass, he could argue that it's still technically "hunting products" and that's a "Bait and Lures" section.

-Frem

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(when you're not busy just plain t-bagging Max)

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Still...what would Rorschach do?

SERGEANTX

Monday, June 22, 2009 6:51 PM

So, now I'm thinking about how we can subvert this "individual mandate" crap. Suggestions?

SergeantX

"It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah"

GEEZER

Monday, June 22, 2009 7:29 PM

If you want to know why the extremely Liberal Alexandria government is giving Mr. Zarlenga a hard time, this might be the reason.

http://johnrlott.tripod.com/other/NPRSemiAutoBan.html

Quote:
Mr. MICHAEL ZARLENGA (The Trophy Room): My name's Michael Zarlenga. I'm the owner of The Trophy Room in Alexandria, Virginia.

ABRAMSON: The Trophy Room is a small hunting and fishing boutique. The trophies are hung on the wall: mounts of wild boar and other animals Zarlenga has bagged on trips with his family.

Mr. ZARLENGA: Yeah, most of the mounts in here are mine or my wife's.

ABRAMSON: Zarlenga doesn't do much of a business in assault rifles. Mostly he's selling expensive shotguns to duck hunters. But as a businessman, he's clear on what he thinks about this law.

Mr. ZARLENGA: I think that the assault weapons ban has been a failure. I think it has accomplished nothing other than to drive the price in the secondary market of preban firearms up, only benefiting people who own them and trade in them.

"Keep the Shiny side up"