Top Ten Reasons John Ensign Should Resign
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Originally posted by Skywalken:
Here's a good joke? I hope David Letterman gets penile cancer and his slut wife has to raise their bastard child alone and that she gets impregnated by Alex Rodriguez.
Edit: I would like to apologize for you misunderstanding my joke. You see, when I referred to Letterman's "slut wife being impregnated by Alex Rodriguez", I, uh, meant his, um...other slut wife...who is of course over the age of 18, which makes it right to joke about her. Sorry you misunderstood my joke.
Oh, I got the joke. Does Christopher Walken know that a dangerously unbalanced cancer-wisher is taking liberties with his last name?
And have you and RiverLove set a date yet? For whatever? Same-psychosis union, that style of kidney...?
donttalkbackjustdrivethecarshutyourmouthiknowwhatyouaredontsaynothinkeepyourhandsonthewheeldontturnaroundthisisforreal
Still...what would Rorschach do?
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Originally posted by WASHnwear:Quote:
Originally posted by Skywalken:
Here's a good joke? I hope David Letterman gets penile cancer and his slut wife has to raise their bastard child alone and that she gets impregnated by Alex Rodriguez.
Edit: I would like to apologize for you misunderstanding my joke. You see, when I referred to Letterman's "slut wife being impregnated by Alex Rodriguez", I, uh, meant his, um...other slut wife...who is of course over the age of 18, which makes it right to joke about her. Sorry you misunderstood my joke.
Oh, I got the joke. Does Christopher Walken know that a dangerously unbalanced cancer-wisher is taking liberties with his last name?
And have you and RiverLove set a date yet? For whatever? Same-psychosis union, that style of kidney...?
Youchkers!...jealous much? Get thee to a Yankee game. A Rod might take care of you too if you talk all prettylike to him. Gall bladder.
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Originally posted by Skywalken:
Here's a good joke? I hope David Letterman gets penile cancer and his slut wife has to raise their bastard child alone and that she gets impregnated by Alex Rodriguez.
Edit: I would like to apologize for you misunderstanding my joke. You see, when I referred to Letterman's "slut wife being impregnated by Alex Rodriguez", I, uh, meant his, um...other slut wife...who is of course over the age of 18, which makes it right to joke about her. Sorry you misunderstood my joke.
Sorry Sky, but the "cancer" thing is a bit out of bounds, dontcha think? Letterman is not a bad guy, in fact many Conservatives have described him as being quite pleasant and cordial to them. What do people what from him, blood? It's ridiculous already. Please retract your cancer wish on him. Millions love him, that's a fact.
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At this point, I believe the only way to settle this argument is through poultry combat.
Introducing Obama, a Bantam; A-rod, a Dominique; Dave, a Leghorn; and Palin, a Red. All chickens have been outfitted with little booties and padded beak warmers for you animal rights activists out there, last one to get tired wins. Bets in five dollar increments, please.
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Originally posted by Riverlove:
Get thee to a Yankee game. A Rod might take care of you too if you talk all prettylike to him.
Of course, we'll have to wait for you to get finished jacking him off with your mouth first...
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Quote:I am offended, Byte.
Originally posted by Bytemite:
All chickens have been outfitted with little booties and padded beak warmers for you animal rights activists out there
I want a retraction, an apology, & then drop out of college, and I may forgive you.
The animalistic Chrisisall
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I dunno, Chrisisall.
Think about it. If Bristol had spent more time fighting cocks, she wouldn't of got knocked up.
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Very well. As a compromise, I'm willing to stand ringside and splatter ketchup everywhere as needed.
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That'll do.
The laughing Chrisisall
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Originally posted by ElvisChrist:
I dunno, Chrisisall.
Think about it. If Bristol had spent more time fighting cocks, she wouldn't of got knocked up.
Elvis shoots, Elvis SCORES!
Him go BIFF!, him go BAM!...
donttalkbackjustdrivethecarshutyourmouthiknowwhatyouaredontsaynothinkeepyourhandsonthewheeldontturnaroundthisisforreal
Still...what would Rorschach do?
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