Great Quotes You CAN'T Use
POSTED BY: Schism
UPDATED: Saturday, June 13, 2009 11:13
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Quote:
Originally posted by TrainBandit:
I put together a poetry chapbook for class, and we had to make up a press name. I typed in "Gorram Press." I considered Shiny Press but I like the idea of inserting "gorram" into the middle of finals. Nobody but me knows what I mean.
"Looks like."
LOVE IT!!
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"He was mostly brave.....MOSTLY??!?!...he was brave..."
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I am ANOTHER "semi-muscular-man" wannabe!
Mostly my lines come out in times of good humor:
Watching some moron trying to out-speed the cops...
"where's that get fun?"
Passing comment to a roommate studying anatomy, stair landing, two in the morning: "The human body can be drained of blood in *.* seconds given adequate vacuuming systems."
All the time, nonplusses people: "Does that seem right to you?"
But, running for the bus, on an empty stomach and late for my unfinished final project, having not slept for almost 48 hours, there was a strange refrain that wouldn't leave my mind:
"Dear Buddha...please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket...and a plastic rocket bring me a pony and a plastic rocket...dear Buddha..."
I guess it was my brain's attempt at irony. (Given the tenants of Buddhism and my likelyhood of catching that bus).
Normally I don't engage it in conversation. 
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Last year I had a new windshield put in my car, and I was driving on I-91 with my Son in the back seat, when a rock came flying out of nowhere & ricochetted off my new glass, leaving a thumbnail-sized crack- to which I automatically exclaimed: "What was that?"
The laughing Chrisisall
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Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Last year I had a new windshield put in my car, and I was driving on I-91 with my Son in the back seat, when a rock came flying out of nowhere & ricochetted off my new glass, leaving a thumbnail-sized crack- to which I automatically exclaimed: "What was that?"
The laughing Chrisisall
Now did your son say "It appeared to be the primary buffer panel?"
After which you announced the doom of all living occupants?
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Going for a ride.
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when did this change from "lines you CAN"T use?"
Chaplain of the 76th Independant Battalion
Do not bother dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!
...it's worse than you know...Operative
...it usually is.....Mal
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Quote:
Originally posted by fillygirl:
when did this change from "lines you CAN"T use?"
Chaplain of the 76th Independant Battalion
Do not bother dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!
...it's worse than you know...Operative
...it usually is.....Mal
I haven't been able to use "My muscular buttocks" but I haven't given up.
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I got to use a Jayne quote I never thought I would be able to. Was sitting at an airport in Thailand waiting for my flight with this kid sitting opposite me just staring at me.. this kid didnt even blink, just kept staring. In the end I got jack of it and said "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck!" and it worked!
Loved it! 
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re: muscular buttocks
ooohhh, good one! I get all kinds of racy pics in my mind with that one, its always been one of my favorites. It has Joss all over it.
Chaplain of the 76th Independant Battalion
Do not bother dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!
...it's worse than you know...Operative
...it usually is.....Mal
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Quote:
Originally posted by fillygirl:
re: muscular buttocks
ooohhh, good one! I get all kinds of racy pics in my mind with that one, its always been one of my favorites. It has Joss all over it.
Chaplain of the 76th Independant Battalion
Do not bother dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!
...it's worse than you know...Operative
...it usually is.....Mal
Maybe, but Ize gotsta be careful, don't want it sounding gay.
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Quote:
Originally posted by fillygirl:
when did this change from "lines you CAN"T use?"
Chaplain of the 76th Independant Battalion
Do not bother dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!
...it's worse than you know...Operative
...it usually is.....Mal
My apologies, for one.
Here's one I have been dying to use (but probably never shall)spoken as it was; slowly and with impeccable pronunciation:
"Every-man-there, go back inside--or I will blow, a new crater in this ti-ny moon."
If that's not Wash pwnage, Serenity should get some guns.
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Going for a ride.
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