Ten Reasons Gay Marriage Is Wrong
POSTED BY: CrevanReaver
UPDATED: Friday, June 12, 2026 14:40
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1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in the world.
9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
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You, sir (or madam), are my hero!
Hats off to you!
Mike
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day...
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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OMG!
That's priceless!!!
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We should have strapped him into a glider, filled it nose heavy w/ explosives, and dropped his Allah lovin' ass into a large, empty field. After which, release wild boars into the area so they could make good use of his remains. Now THAT's justice.- rappy
Yeah, that's what Sheikh Issa said. Seems you both have a lot in common.- signy
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A real sweet list there for sure. Send it to Barack Obama because he said many times he opposes gay marriage. Also send it to Bill Clinton because he signed the Defense of Marriage Act when he was in office. Hard to believe that such committed "liberals" would be against such a no-big-deal, slam-dunk issue.
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I sense a certain satiricalness..
great list. did you come up with that or did you find it somewheres? 5 is choice.
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OMG ! Way too funny !
Now I gotta' get to my email, here ...
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Quote:* LOL, Falls off chair, gets concussion, sues CrevanReaver*
Originally posted by CrevanReaver:
5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
That's so gorram funny.
Take that, Fundamentalist fools!
The laughing Chrisisall
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:
You, sir (or madam), are my hero!
I second that
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LOL... i was going to come i here and voice my displeasure at the thread title... until i started reading. 10/10.
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The only problem with gay marriage is that societies that allow gay marriage tend to start devaluing marriage all together. The marriage rate overall goes down and marriage becomes more about economics than anything else. This trend probably already existed pre gay marriage, but because gays tend to be even more promiscuous than heteros it does dilute the meaning of marriage even further. Even though I do favor gay marriage, I do believe it will change our society for the worse.
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