ASK MAD CHRIS...with Chrisisall
POSTED BY: chrisisall
UPDATED: Monday, April 20, 2009 01:35
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Quote:Snow actually presents a unique & deadly hazard in the form of treacherous snow-a-phobes. We see bits of frozen water- no big deal. They see the Abominable from Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer. Yes, that harmless 'toon had a subconscious message embedded in it by the Department of Transportation back in the sixties. But instead of makin' peeps more cautious, it makes them stupid as soon as they see a flake.
Originally posted by Fremdfirma:
Please describe the proper method for aggressive reminding of those who reduce speed by 30mph or more the very INSTANT a single snowflake hits the ground.
Is a low gear front bumper shove more effective, or should we just slowly sideswipe them into a ditch to clear the lane ?
Have pity on these poor victims as you help them into the ditch for their own safety.
The laughing Chrisisall
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Quote:The applying cream part is not against the law, no. But if you don't pull over after driving down the minions, a ticket could be issued.
Originally posted by Wulfenstar:
I have a very bad case of leather rash...is applying creame while driving down minions acceptable? Should I pull over first?
Will I get a ticket?
The laughing Chrisisall
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Quote:
Originally posted by kaneman:
Also, I once picked up a date in an orange AMC Gremlin w/ black racing
I do not entertain joke questions in this forum.
The laughing Chrisisall
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Quote:A person who freaks at the first mild flurry.
Originally posted by Kwicko:
What's a "snowflake"?
Quote:I'm sorry.
I'm in Texas.
Quote:No, it's a state.
Is that anything like this "rain" I keep hearing about?
Quote:I think you are confused about something.
We so seldom see either that it causes huge pile-ups if either of those things happens.
The laughing Chrisisall
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This is the disease:
Here's the cure:
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Quote:Your friend can obtain a license in Middle Earth, it should be transferable.
Originally posted by kaneman:
What are you? a Hobbit?
No. The question was for a friend......
The laughing Chrisisall
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Dear CHRIS;
I hate Keith Olberman, I mean I REALLY HATE Keith Olberman! I would love to see him shove a gun into his mouth and blow his brains out on live TV. I would love to see a woman point and laugh at his really small penis. I would love to see a sex tape with him and a goat. I would love it if he admited that he was insane on live TV. I would love it if he and Tina Fey went to the top of 30 Rock held hands and jumped. I would love love it if he thought he could stop a speeding train like "SUPERMAN" and....well you know. Can you help me?
whozit
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Quote:What kind of car does he drive?
Originally posted by whozit:
Can you help me?
The laughing Chrisisall
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Quote:
I would love to see a sex tape with him and a goat.
I think that's more a "you" problem than a "him" problem...
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