ASK MAD CHRIS...with Chrisisall
POSTED BY: chrisisall
UPDATED: Monday, April 20, 2009 01:35
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Take your car to a lawyer immediately and have it tire-mark a legal document stating that it is your property despite self-awareness, then go to Hollywood, introduce it around, and watch the offers roll in.
The laughing Chrisisall
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Is it illegal to drive with ones feet? And is it a more serious crime if they are hairy?
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Please describe the proper method for aggressive reminding of those who reduce speed by 30mph or more the very INSTANT a single snowflake hits the ground.
Is a low gear front bumper shove more effective, or should we just slowly sideswipe them into a ditch to clear the lane ?
-F
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To Mad Chris,
My name is the Humoungus...Lord Humoungus, Warrior of the Wasteland, the Ayatolla of Rock-n-Rolla ect, ect....
I have a very bad case of leather rash...is applying creame while driving down minions acceptable? Should I pull over first?
Will I get a ticket?
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Also, I once picked up a date in an orange AMC Gremlin w/ black racing stripes. Well, I'm pretty sure she's still laughing 10 years later. Will I ever get over this? And will she?
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Quote:
Originally posted by Wulfenstar:
To Mad Chris,
My name is the Humoungus...Lord Humoungus, Warrior of the Wasteland, the Ayatolla of Rock-n-Rolla ect, ect....
I have a very bad case of leather rash...is applying creame while driving down minions acceptable? Should I pull over first?
Will I get a ticket?
A ticket - HAH! I'd like to meet the cop who thinks he's man enough to try to ticket the Humongous! Oh, wait... Max used to be a cop, right?
Ooooohh... THIS could get interesting!
Mike
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day...
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Fremdfirma:
Please describe the proper method for aggressive reminding of those who reduce speed by 30mph or more the very INSTANT a single snowflake hits the ground.
Is a low gear front bumper shove more effective, or should we just slowly sideswipe them into a ditch to clear the lane ?
-F
What's a "snowflake"? I'm in Texas. Is that anything like this "rain" I keep hearing about? We so seldom see either that it causes huge pile-ups if either of those things happens.
Mike
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day...
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Quote:Not at all. As long as you have shoes, boots or sneakers on.
Originally posted by kaneman:
Is it illegal to drive with ones feet?
Quote:What are you? a Hobbit??
And is it a more serious crime if they are hairy?
The laughing Chrisisall
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