Superhero Supply Company

POSTED BY: piratenews
UPDATED: Saturday, April 18, 2009 19:24
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PIRATENEWS

Thursday, April 9, 2009 3:20 AM

http://blog.atribecallednext.com/2009/03/31/brooklyn-superhero-supply-
co/

ANTHONYT

Thursday, April 9, 2009 6:25 AM

Hello,

I wish they had a branch outlet in Arizona.

--Anthony

"Liberty must not be purchased at the cost of Humanity." --Captain Robert Henner

PIRATENEWS

Thursday, April 9, 2009 7:27 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by AnthonyT:
Hello,

I wish they had a branch outlet in Arizona.

--Anthony

Yes, it seems quite popular.

But if Vegas is now a ghost town, what chance does this franchise have? Superheros are multimillionaires, ya know.
www.bikerlawblog.com/index.php/wind/2009/04/07/is-las-vegas-nevada-a-d
ying-city

KWICKO

Thursday, April 9, 2009 11:16 AM

I already bought the invisible jet airplane. Only problem is, I can't remember where I parked it!

Mike

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day...
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

PIRATENEWS

Thursday, April 9, 2009 3:15 PM

I ordered the Bucket-O-Anti-Gravity. I've got some work to do on the roof. My tinfoil satellite dish is crooked.

Note Darth Cheney's Illuminati Lair in the front window, aka Site R Raven Rock Mountain Complex secret underground base, with or without illegal aliens from outer or inner space (Unstable Mutation Catalyst TM).
http://fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=18&t=37708

www.texemarrs.com/sun_at_midnight_promo.htm

ANTHONYT

Thursday, April 9, 2009 3:42 PM

Well,

Maybe a less than Super hero. Rorshach was a veritable bum.

--Anthony

"Liberty must not be purchased at the cost of Humanity." --Captain Robert Henner

FREMDFIRMA

Thursday, April 9, 2009 4:35 PM

This is an OUTRAGE!

I DEMAND equal support options!

You heros are all about fair play, justice and all that rot, so where's MY supply line ?!

Orbital death rays and lair defenses are right hard to single-source, and getting decent mook equipment in bulk ain't all that easy neither, unless you're Blackwater!

You will pay dearly for this transgression!
*shakes fist*

-F

KWICKO

Thursday, April 9, 2009 5:45 PM

Awwww, Frem - don't feel left out. You just need to shop at Crazy Dick Cheney's VillainNation!

FREMDFIRMA

Saturday, April 18, 2009 10:25 AM

Screw VillainNation, cheap, shoddy knockoffs built by the lowest bidder, or worse, KBR and Haliburton, if I wanted stuff that didn't work, I'd gank ole Wile E Coyotes ACME account number!

I shop at VillainSource!
http://www.villainsource.com/

Take THAT, ya pesky Heros...

-Frem
*snarky whisper*
Now where's my promo code, you bitches?!

WHOZIT

Saturday, April 18, 2009 11:07 AM

At last! A place where "THE ZIT" can buy WONDER PUSS for his PUSS BLASTER

KWICKO

Saturday, April 18, 2009 12:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Fremdfirma:
Screw VillainNation, cheap, shoddy knockoffs built by the lowest bidder, or worse, KBR and Haliburton, if I wanted stuff that didn't work, I'd gank ole Wile E Coyotes ACME account number!

I shop at VillainSource!
http://www.villainsource.com/

Take THAT, ya pesky Heros...

-Frem
*snarky whisper*
Now where's my promo code, you bitches?!

Oooo... VillainSource DOES look good! I'm thinking about ordering the Robotic Ayn Rand Randroid™! $50 grr is pretty steep, though - but it she really works, imagine all the money I could make by following her vague advice!

Mike

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day...
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

FREMDFIRMA

Saturday, April 18, 2009 6:47 PM

Well, I did get a pretty good deal on skinheads, since you can buy em in bulk and they're pretty disposable.

http://www.villainsource.com/misc.html

Not very efficient mooks, I will admit, but enough quantity BECOMES quality by default, and as a bonus, they're not sporting enough to take on Heros politely, one at a time, since they LIKE delivering a multi-man stompdown, and have actual experience in proficient delivery!
(The scary part is this is almost pure truth*, innit?)

They're a bit pricy on strokeable kitties however, and since aspca adoption is a little too "heroic", best source is still mugging old ladys for their lap cats, since cats are inherently villainous, and will gladly change sides in exchange for cushier accommodations and better food, just ask Hemingway.
(who was, contrary to popular legend, quite evil, thank you!)

As for the Randdroid, umm, good luck with that, I'd suggest backing the purchase with one or more of those heavier weapons in case anyone happens to disagree with its logically unsound proclaimations.

-Frem

*Especially given how I really *am* winding up the rightie-whiteys to serve my bidding at this time!

KWICKO

Saturday, April 18, 2009 7:24 PM

Quote:

Well, I did get a pretty good deal on skinheads, since you can buy em in bulk and they're pretty disposable.

Gawd dammit! You just made me spew Mr. Pibb all over my keyboard!

And yeah, I was eyeing those, but wasn't sure where I'd store a hundred of them - and the minimum order is 100. But damned handy in the right circumstances. For instance, if you REALLY wanna get a proposition defeated, just send your skinheads out to rally in favor of it!

Mike

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day...
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.