Kaylee...The hottest piece!

POSTED BY: manwithpez
UPDATED: Saturday, June 5, 2004 15:38
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INSANESPIKE

Thursday, June 3, 2004 6:02 AM

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Whenever I can't seem to make up my mind over who is hotter, Kaylee or Inara, I just sit back and picture them both in a room together wearing nothin but strawberries and satisfied smiles.

After that image.....I'm going to the special hell!

"How drunk was I last night?"

CLEANER

Thursday, June 3, 2004 6:31 AM

Always thought Kaylee/Jewel was to sweet to be sexy.

But in Dead Like Me wow! Lost the extra pounds she put on for FF and all gothed up

"I'm a Reaper! I'm a Reaper!" damn that was funny.

MANWITHPEZ

Thursday, June 3, 2004 6:38 AM

She can have all the extra Firefly pounds and then some as far as I'm concerned. I like a woman who doesn't look like she needs some groceries in her neck.

"You would've lied anyway..."
Mal

CLEANER

Thursday, June 3, 2004 8:39 AM

Her face was always puffy, round and featureless in FF, no bone structure.

I could never really think of any of the FF females as sexual objects. The characters were too well developed, you had to look at them as real people.

I really felt for Mal at the start of Objects in space when River read his underlying thought when he was talking to Anara, "None of it means a damn thing". This really sums up Anara, clinical and detached. Atleast thats all she lets people see. Very off putting and probably why Mal drops the word whore often.

Zoe's too cold and tortured by her past. I always though thats what she saw and loved in Wash. Someone untouched by war and brutallity, a jester that dosen't assume the worste in people.

River's too troubled and evokes a feeling of the need to protect like you would a little sister. Again something not sexual in the least.

TJACK

Thursday, June 3, 2004 6:57 PM

Kaylee, without doubt, Kaylee.

When faced with a moral question I ask myself; "What would The Lone Ranger do?"

GHOULMAN

Thursday, June 3, 2004 7:35 PM

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Originally posted by manwithpez:
While I could apologize up front for how blantantly sexist this post is going to be... SNIP!

Actually, your thread title is sexist while your post is not.

Please carry on with the Kaylee love.

MANWITHPEZ

Thursday, June 3, 2004 10:32 PM

Yeah, I know...Perhaps it should have read "Kaylee...The Hottest Piece of Mechanic"

or "Kaylee...I'd sooooo Bang her Over Inara Anyday"

Oh, wait...

"You'd have only lied anyhow..."
Mal

BEADYEYES

Thursday, June 3, 2004 10:42 PM

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"Kaylee...I'd sooooo Bang her Over Inara Anyday"

Visions of Kaylee standing over Inara.........

'Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn.'
-Joss Whedon

MANWITHPEZ

Friday, June 4, 2004 6:26 AM

I suppose I should offer apologies to Ms. Staite, her mother, and her husband. (That'll never last...I mean, she ain't met me yet.)

Then again, I meant what I said. Every dirty little word of it. So, in conclusion, ladies and jellyspoons...Kaywinnit Lee Frye is hot!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

FIREFLEW

Friday, June 4, 2004 9:00 AM

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Originally posted by manwithpez:
I suppose I should offer apologies to Ms. Staite, her mother, and her husband. (That'll never last...I mean, she ain't met me yet.)

Then again, I meant what I said. Every dirty little word of it. So, in conclusion, ladies and jellyspoons...Kaywinnit Lee Frye is hot!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

Go to Dreamcon, and Mr. Staite (what's his name?) will go up to you, "Are you MANWITHPEZ?"

Then, you'll wake up two weeks later in Hospital

Jayne: "Know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I beat you with till you understand who's in command."

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