Kaylee...The hottest piece!
POSTED BY: manwithpez
UPDATED: Saturday, June 5, 2004 15:38
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While I could apologize up front for how blantantly sexist this post is going to be...well...bite me. Kaylee is soooooo friggin' hot! But, I can't watch an episode without my dumbass roommates walking in and drooling all over the TV at Inara. When I mention that River has fans too, they tell me to shut up. But, I will brook no argument on Kaylee. Everytime someone starts with me, I make them watch the Strawberry. That usually brings them around to my way of thinking...which is Simon's an idiot for not jumping the space bones at the first chance. No other woman in the cast could have pulled off that dress in Shindig. You'll notice I'm not saying Jewel Staite is hot. There's a reason for this. I think Kaylee's hot. I don't know Ms. Staite (Or whatever her name is now...) I'm sure Kaylee is imbued with a lot of qualities Jewel has, but it wouldn't be Kaylee.
I think I need to sit down for a while. Why do I have to post so passionately about people who don't exist.
Anyways, I have to go...Me and Jessica Rabbit have a hot internet date, and I don't want to miss it.
Sorry for the inane post, but my roommates suck.
Later
"You would've lied anyway..."
Mal
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Well, come meet Jewel at Dreamcon in Jax FL June 11-13 and find out for sure...)
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The Hero of Canton, the man they call... Meeeeee!
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I admit that I do find Kaylee attractive, but honestly I like Inara's exotic beauty and mystique more. Just my personal taste though, nothing against Kaylee.
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."
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I'll admit Inara is hot but I don't like girls that use too much make up. Which is why I love Kaylee's natural look. No need to apoligise (sp) for this post. There are thousands just like it on the board except about Mal, Jayne and Simon.
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Mal's on the ground, about to get speared by Crow. A shot rings out. Crow is kneecapped.
Mal: Nice shot.
Jayne: I was aiming for his head.
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Well, come meet Jewel at Dreamcon in Jax FL June 11-13 and find out for sure...)
Don't you think I would if I could. Gorram military has me stationed just a little too far West for that right now. Plus, I don't want a beat down by security for both drooling on the floor and inappropriately touching myself. I think I could control myself, but I promise nothing. And the drool...that's just a slipping hazard waiting to happen.
"You would've lied anyway..."
Mal
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I dunno, Pez. Kaylee is beautiful and Simon is stupid beyond belief for not realizing that (or at least doing something about it), but all of the women on Firefly have a certain something that makes it impossible to choose.
Inara has that classic type of beauty, coupled with her amazing seductive skills and refined nature. she is sex and people are willing to pay. the fact that she's smart on top of that makes people go all drooley.
Zoe is... well i think Wash said it best. "Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" Zoe is beautiful but you also know that she could rip you in half if she wanted to so there is that elemant of danger and excitement.
Kaylee is pretty in that mary-anne/girl next door type way. she's not refined at all but is so happy and optimistic that you can't help but fall in love with her. she can be sexy (strawberries anyone?) but she chooses to be herself rather than dress up and pretend to be Inara (even though it might help her with Simon). She stays true to herself and those she loves.
River has that quiet, simple beauty but you probably wouldn't want to meddle with her in that way. it would be wrong since she'd probably not even be there mentally while you were together. also she can kill you with her mind.
Firefly presents a challenge in picking the "hottest piece", unlike Buffy where you were either into Buffy or Willow. you either wanted the strong, wise cracking Slayer or the bouncy, red-headed wiccan. with Firefly it's like... DAMMIT! DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE!
hm, thinking of Alyson Hannigan, Jewel Staite, Summer Glau... I'll be in my bunk
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And Zoe...When I first started watching the show back in the day, I remember thinking that Gina Torres was incredibly hot. When I bought the DVD set...I still held this opinion...Why, because I hadn't seen Serenity, I think. That strawberry scene just made me think she was hot. Then, in Jaynestown, when Simon gets all beat up, she calls him Honey. My heart of ice melted to around tepid room temperature. And the pink shirt and the tied coveralls at the waist...I've already been to the bunk...I'm goin' back!
"You would've lied anyway..."
Mal
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Whenever I can't seem to make up my mind over who is hotter, Kaylee or Inara, I just sit back and picture them both in a room together wearing nothin but strawberries and satisfied smiles.
'Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn.'
-Joss Whedon
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Originally posted by Hoagie:
but all of the women on Firefly have a certain something that makes it impossible to choose.
I'll be happy to take Zoe off your hands to help you decide
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