Too cute! Found at the Firefly board at the IMDB
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Mr. Universe: You can't stop the chicken.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [leading the Reaver fleet straight into the Alliance's, and caught in the middle, trying to get to Mr. Universe] The chicken's come home to roost. 
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Keep 'em coming, Rallem. :)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
EARLY: If the chicken crosses the road, is not the side it came from the other side?
CHICKEN: I thought maybe you could use a gun hand?
BOOK: To reach the end of the line.
SAFFRON: You're assuming crossing the road is the point.
JAYNE: That there, exactly the kind of diversion we could've used.
CHICKEN: I'm not on the road. I'm in the road. I am the road. ...Chicken's gone.
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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Very good Asarian, and I especially liked your Saffron answer.
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Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears he got to the other side just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes him?"
Zoe: "Big damn hero, sir."
Mal: "Ain't he just!"
River: "We'll have to call it early quantum state phenomenon. Only way a chicken can cross the road."
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Mal: Y'all were watching I take it?
Kaylee: Yes...
Mal: Did you see it cross?
Kaylee: No.
Mal: TRAP!
And one lightbulb one:
-How many Kaylee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-Two, one to replace the broken one, one because now the first can't get back down.
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Jayne: 'Cause it wanted to dress itself up and get taken out somewhere fun.
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A new installment in the neverending thread; Dollhouse style, tonight! So, why did the chicken cross the road?
CHICKEN: Did I cross the road?
TOPHER: For a little while.
TOPHER: You see a chicken cross the road, the first thing you gotta ask is 'Is it running to something or is it running from something?' The answer is always both.
ADELLE: Everything you want, everything you need, she will cross. Honestly, and completely.
ECHO: The chicken is crossing your road. Do you know what that means? It means God brought it there. He has a message for you. That message is... MOVE YOUR ASS!
DR. SAUNDERS: Its entire existence was constructed by a sociopath in a sweater vest, what do you suggest it do?
DOMINIC: Don't think of them as chickens, think of them as pets.
ROAD: There is no me. I'm just a container.
DOMINIC: You crossed a good road, ma'am.
CHICKEN: I crossed a bad road very well. There's a distinction.
DOMINIC: Of course.
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LOL asarian.
It crossed the road in order to be its best
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Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
LOL asarian.
It crossed the road in order to be its best
Thx for joining in. :) Here's a few more:
TANGO: Because that's where the pancakes are.
VICTOR: Chicken, chi-frea-ckin! I'll keep saying it, it's fun to say... chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken.
ECHO: It wants to do everything. Is that so much to ask?
TOPHER: The crossing instinct is the purest - it's too strong for a normal wipe.
BOYD: What happened to the last chicken that crossed the road?
DR. SAUNDERS: You're standing in him.
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