Too cute! Found at the Firefly board at the IMDB
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Chicken:
Lt Womack: Wearin' lighter fluid ain't no reason to run from my lighter. Maybe it's afraid? Chicken - get it?
Jubal Early: That's no chicken. Is it really a road, if crossed perpendicular? Does it grapple? Yep, here I am.
Tracey: Transporting amped up contraband. It's not my fault, chicken sneakin' across so I couldn't hear it. But I got it's beans.
Hands of Blue: We didn't travel across the Verse to inquire about a chicken.
Commander Harken: Same old story, blaming everything on Reavers. Not a chick, adult chicken.
Inara: Perhaps that is where it most needs to be.
River: Little filament, big voltage. Didn't know it was light unitl it went out. On off on off, never broken until now, end of life.
Screw in a light bulb:
Reaver: Grrr. Argh. ZZZZZAAT!
River: Jubal, you can come inside here with me to grapple, screw in the light bulb. You can have me.
Kaylee: Can't. Once it's dark, can't move.
Bester: Just me and this prairie harpie. But it'll take a week, waiting for the transducer to make the bulb work.
Wash: I screwed in a light bulb, many times. Well, just once. OK, I watched somebody change a light bulb. Alright, they just broke it, really.
River: Rooster went crazy, killing all the chickens, this one got away, now her voice went away too. 4,236 pebbles on the road on this crossing, slow enough to count. Feathers are ruffled.
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I'm really feeling these:
River: To get to the other side.
Jubal: What did you say? Am I a road?
The Operative: The chicken’s motivations are not my concern. Getting it across the road is.
Brilliant! LMAO!
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Allow me:
Monty: To get away from that devil woman!
Jayne: I have a question...Why would the chicken cross the road?
Jubal: Because she knew it was best to come with ol' Early.
Eh, kinda weak.....
SGG
Tawabawho?
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How many Josses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. He gets a beautiful young girl to do it with her super powers.
...that come with her feet. Couldn't resist. ha.
More why chicken psychology, since we've devolved to quotes-out-of-context:
Mal: I can NOT know that!
Inara: It fell, jus' fell, that's all. Just fell across the road, hurt its head like Wash.
Wash: Just to see the stars.
Zoe: First rule of battle, little one: never let them know where you are.
Jayne: Six men came to kill it one time.
Kaylee: Fell right outta the sky.
Simon: It was a code.
River: Skipped off home early.
Book: I'm still collating data.
Gotta think of one single speaking part in the verse we ain't covered yet...anybody do the nurse in Safe? Probably...
Going for a ride.
Another Sky
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Originally posted by asarian:
Ok, so why did the chicken cross the road?
Teacher: We're not telling chickens to cross the road... we're just trying to show them how.
Road: Haven't you crossed me enough?
River: Little chicken, big road. Many cars.
Mal: Tactics, woman!
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
Awesome. This gets better and better.
Going for a ride.
another sky
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[quote=Ayrad]
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0303461/board/thread/35197089
***Why did the chicken cross the road?***
Mal: Because the other side of the road was the only place it could live life on its own terms, without being meddled with.
Zoë: Because that’s where the job was, Sir.
Wash: It followed a really hot girl chicken that could kill it with its pinky. Do chickens have pinkies? No? We’ll I don’t know then.
Jayne: The money was better over there. (mutters) Lousy seven percent...
Kaylee: To meet shiny new chickens and see the sights.
Simon: That’s where the Alliance was hiding its sister.
River: To get to the other side.
Inara: It just suddenly, for no apparent reason, decided to pick up and abandon the luxurious life it had on this side of the road. That’s not odd, is it?
Book: It was a pilgrimage. Wracked with guilt over the atrocities it had committed, the chicken decided to devote the remainder of its life to God in a desperate search for redemption. Just a guess.
Jubal: What did you say? Am I a road?
YoSafBrige: Because you were over there, sweetie.
The Operative: The chicken’s motivations are not my concern. Getting it across the road is.
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Thought it was nice to share...
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Badger: 'Cause this is my gorram side of the road.
If somebody else said this line or something similar I missed it. The originals were all great except the Yosafbridge. The Yosafbridge quote was good, but I think it could be better, only I am not sure how.
Yosafbridge: To get a better hand of cards.
http://www.swyzzlestyx.com/index.html
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Mal: Maybe he won the Miss Persephone pageant.
Zoe: So the Reavers wouldn't rape it to death, eat its flesh, and then sew its flesh into their clothing.
Wash: To find out if there really was another side or if it were just a myth.
Jayne: Maybe for a reward.
Kaylee: Figures, first time on the Core, and where does it go? To the other side of the road. Couldn't it have gone shoppin' at the Tri-plex, or... Ooh! Synchronizers!
Simon: To get further away from the alliance with its sister as possible.
River: To look out after her brother.
Inara: Maybe because so few sides of the road are a mystery.
Yosafbrige: Maybe because its cards were better over there.
Badger :'Cause this is my gorram side of the road.
Book: Because it's not where you go, but rather how you get there.
Jubal: If there ain's no chicken crossing is it still a road? Don't seem right, does it?
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Ah poultry based humour, fantastic. one of the best threads i've ever seen on here.
Chicken: Am I a chicken? I dont think of myself as a chicken. I might as well though - I have a mighty cluck.
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Okay, a few more for the, erm, road. :)
MAL (to River): Do you know why the chicken crossed the road? Well, I suppose you do, since you already know what I'm about to say...
MAL: Half of walking history is crossing the road.
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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Nice Asarian.
Mal: I had no cause to stop it.
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Fanty/Mingo: Do you know that chicken?
Mal: I surely dont.
Mal: We're comin down to empty that vault.
Guard: You have to show me your authorisation chicken.
CLUCK-CLUCK-CLUCK-CLUCK-CLUCK-CLUCK-CLUCK
Guard: .....OK
Jayne: Boy sure would be nice if we had some chickens, dont ya think?!?!?!?!
Tracey: This chicken aint worth it, not our lives.
Simon: This may come as a shock but i'm not that good at talkin to chickens.
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