Too cute! Found at the Firefly board at the IMDB
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UPDATED: Friday, February 18, 2011 06:55
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Ok, so why did the chicken cross the road?
Teacher: We're not telling chickens to cross the road... we're just trying to show them how.
Road: Haven't you crossed me enough?
River: Little chicken, big road. Many cars.
Mal: Tactics, woman!
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Love it so much i almost peed my pants! Haha! :)
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everybody needs a laugh.^^ Let's bump this up!^^
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I don't know what I'm saying. I never know what I'm saying.... -River Tam, Serenity (2005)
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Love this so i'm bumping. ;)
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*Bumping* Because this is hi-larious.
Chicken humour...
Zoe stalks quietly towards the kitchen cupboard. None of them are exactly house-proud, you might say, but there is definitely a distressing Smell. Either some of the more elderly stores have finally attained sentience, or...
“Gaah!” Spitting noise. “Isnae proper grub.”
“Deep-fry it an’ cover it wi’ curry sauce, man.”
She flings open the door. There is a moment of confusion, then a blur of movement.
The last piece of fresh food they have, a chicken, pauses in its progress towards the door.
“Er...cluck?” It tries, hopefully.
All the things she ever thought to see in the ‘Verse, herself chasing a (plucked) chicken down the corridor ain’t even on the list.
(source: Feegles on a Firefly)
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** Why did the chicken cross the road? **
Dr. Caron: It was the Pax.
Simon: Eta Kooram Nah Smech!
River (watching the chicken): It's all right. It's all right. (Runs toward the road) My turn!
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I'm pointin' right at it!
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Very good. Now for my answer
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Because that's where the fun is...
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Hah! Wow! I love things like this. Was this a forum game or was it just something someone posted? Either way I'll have to try something like this for some of my other favorite shows.
Thanks for posting. Got a good laugh out of me.
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I'm thinking this thread is too pretty for God to let it die! :) So, why did the chicken cross the road? Here's a few more (hey, I'm trying! It gets kinda hard after so many good entries here).
NISKA: I think many people know the chicken. Many know he crossed the road. They must know what happens after that.
JAYNE: Was it gold?
DORALEE: Life sometimes takes you places you weren't expectin' to go.
CHICKEN: What road?
KAYLEE: I'm pointin' right at it!
ECHO: Did it sleepwalk again?
FOX EXEC: Because we cancelled its side of the road.
BOOK: "Chicken" is a purely figurative title, you know.
OPERATIVE: Pride.
RIVER: Because it's there.
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