Driver arrested for crime of laughing

POSTED BY: piratenews
UPDATED: Friday, March 6, 2009 01:07
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PIRATENEWS

Thursday, March 5, 2009 5:43 PM

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Motorist pulled over and quizzed... for LAUGHING at the wheel

"Since the introduction of on-the-spot fines the police have become judge and jury."

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1159324/Motorist-pulled-quizzed--LAUG
HING-hard-wheel.html

When you're taken against your will to a police station, that's called an ARREST.

"How can I get the Captain to shoot a cop in the face, and make it right? That extra moment of sadism - that's the thing that says it's okay, buddy, you're not up to spec, you're going down!"
-Joss the Boss, Firefly DVD, censored Episode 1 "Serenity"
www.megavideo.com/?v=JVT35GR8

CHRISISALL

Thursday, March 5, 2009 5:58 PM

"He said something funny and I was laughing - simple as that. I never took my eyes off the road and was in full control of the car."

Yeah, that's what I used to think. Then I laughed my way into a 13-car pileup on the BQE.

"94% of all drivers who laugh in excess of 2.4 seconds while behind the wheel result in accidents, 19.6% of them fatal."
- Important Research Facility

"Thanks." -Hero, 2009

The laughing Chrisisall

PIRATENEWS

Thursday, March 5, 2009 6:37 PM

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Originally posted by chrisisall:

Yeah, that's what I used to think. Then I laughed my way into a 13-car pileup on the BQE.

That's funny.

It's also funny that cops crash police cars 4,000 times in London every year. Must be that laughing disease.

Or spotted dick.

CHRISISALL

Thursday, March 5, 2009 6:44 PM

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Originally posted by piratenews:

It's also funny that cops crash police cars 4,000 times in London every year. Must be that laughing disease.

We need to put tighter societal reigns on mirth.

"Thanks." -Hero, 2009

The laughing Chrisisall

WULFENSTAR

Thursday, March 5, 2009 6:50 PM

Fuck the British. They asked for the Nanny State to take over, and thats what they got.

Chickens coming home to roost.

KWICKO

Thursday, March 5, 2009 6:54 PM

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Originally posted by Wulfenstar:
Fuck the British. They asked for the Nanny State to take over, and thats what they got.

Chickens coming home to roost.

Yeah, and while you're at it,

Fuck the Americans. They asked for the terrorists to "bring it on", and that's what they got.

Chickens coming home to roost.

Hey, when you put it like that, it's not offensive at all, eh?

Mike

CHRISISALL

Thursday, March 5, 2009 6:56 PM

NO LAUGHING!!!

CITIZEN

Thursday, March 5, 2009 7:05 PM

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Originally posted by Wulfenstar:
Fuck the British.

That's what my Girlfriend says. She's a yank, couldn't find a real man out there. They're few and far between I hear...

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No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

CHRISISALL

Thursday, March 5, 2009 7:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Quote:
Originally posted by Wulfenstar:
Fuck the British.

That's what my Girlfriend says. She's a yank, couldn't find a real man out there. They're few and far between I hear...

WULFENSTAR

Thursday, March 5, 2009 8:59 PM

Shitizen,

Go brush your teeth, you fucking 'tard.

And,

If she couldn't find a man over here, its probably because she looks like one.

CITIZEN

Thursday, March 5, 2009 9:02 PM

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Originally posted by Wulfenstar:
Shitizen,

Go brush your teeth, you fucking 'tard.

And,

If she couldn't find a man over here, its probably because she looks like one.

Wulfie - looks like I hit a nerve.

Go get some exercise, you stupid obese inbred twat.

and,

That's fine words from someone who married a prize winning pig who used to be his step mother

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WULFENSTAR

Thursday, March 5, 2009 9:06 PM

Lol whatever.

Im leaving this be, before it devolves into "Your Momma" jokes...

CITIZEN

Thursday, March 5, 2009 9:09 PM

Ayup, you come back in a week or two when you've managed to come up with a comeback, ya hear!

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CHRISISALL

Thursday, March 5, 2009 9:16 PM

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Originally posted by citizen:
Ayup, you come back in a week or two when you've managed to come up with a comeback, ya hear!

Sorry Cit, his bride is fine. Gotta go another way.

"Thanks." -Hero, 2009

The laughing Chrisisall

KIRKULES

Thursday, March 5, 2009 9:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
"He said something funny and I was laughing - simple as that. I never took my eyes off the road and was in full control of the car."

Yeah, that's what I used to think. Then I laughed my way into a 13-car pileup on the BQE.

"94% of all drivers who laugh in excess of 2.4 seconds while behind the wheel result in accidents, 19.6% of them fatal."
- Important Research Facility

"Thanks." -Hero, 2009

Thanks for the statistics, unfortunately I was driving home from work reading my Blackberry when I read your post. Luckily I only chuckled, but I still almost rear ended a Volkswagen.

CHRISISALL

Thursday, March 5, 2009 9:34 PM

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Originally posted by Kirkules:
I was driving home from work reading my Blackberry

Friends don't let friends read & drive.

"Thanks." -Hero, 2009

The laughing Chrisisall

CITIZEN

Thursday, March 5, 2009 9:52 PM

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Originally posted by Kirkules:
but I still almost rear ended a Volkswagen.

Sounds like German porn.

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SIGNYM

Thursday, March 5, 2009 11:00 PM

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Sounds like German porn.

Okay, that had me laughing for more than 2.4 seconds. Good thing I wasn't driving!!

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FREMDFIRMA

Friday, March 6, 2009 1:07 AM

Man, it's like watching a trainwreck full of mashmallow peeps hit an 18wheeler full of coca cola around here sometimes...

I could just IMAGINE the lot of you on a pub crawl.

-F