The I am NOT a guy club!
POSTED BY: ebonezer
UPDATED: Friday, January 24, 2014 00:46
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I'm good at intimidation.
*does a kilt twirl and bow and goes back to carpentry*
Yes you can be intimidating in a kilt...trust me.
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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"
My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html
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Whats this about Gunhand having a ranch? And chaps?
I have chaps too. And spend half my life at a ranch.
I changed my mind, gunhand can be my creepy interent boyfriend now.
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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.
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Hey I'm not creepy!
Well okay I am.
But I work on a ranch, have a horse and a gun and the whole nine yards. Yes, I'm a cowboy.
Thing is when I was a kid I wanted to be a pirate when I grew up and not a cowboy. So I still have some career choices to make...
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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"
My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Hey I'm not creepy!
Well okay I am.
But I work on a ranch, have a horse and a gun and the whole nine yards. Yes, I'm a cowboy.
Thing is when I was a kid I wanted to be a pirate when I grew up and not a cowboy. So I still have some career choices to make...
Hmmm ... have you considered resurrecting the time-honoured tradition of being a highwayman? This gets you the perks of being a pirate, whilst being able to maintain the cowboy stuff such as horse-riding and being on solid land. Just a thought.
Cheers,
Annik
... my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.
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I thought about that Annik but the problem is there ain't anymore stage service in Arizona so I'd be a long while between jobs. And idle hands are the devil's plaything and all that.
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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"
My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html
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Wow! A cowboy! Nifty! I'm sort of like a cowgirl...sort of. Well, i have a horse anyway. I ride english though, and go foxhunting, and jumping coops and stuff. I've pushed cows one or two times, though.
I know how to crack a whip too. Thats handy 
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Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
ok, where's mom? she said she'd teach me to pole dance....
me
~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."
Watch and learn, my chickadees, watch and learn. First, grab the pole thusly, wrap your right leg around...
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
I thought about that Annik but the problem is there ain't anymore stage service in Arizona so I'd be a long while between jobs. And idle hands are the devil's plaything and all that.
Stage schmage. You need to be knocking over armoured trucks. They won't suspect the guy with the horse, you know.
Cheers,
Annik
... my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.
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Why, I do believe I'm getting the vapors from all this construction business!
Thank goodness for all these pillows around here!
Looks like Gunhand might be, too -- someone better get him some lemonade, don't want the show to end too early, do we???
When he's done with the Jacuzzi, maybe we should have him install the security system to prevent another attempt at theft?
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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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The vapors eh?
Now that is something I haven't heard for an age and a half. Best get yourself a mint julip perhaps. 
And as for the knocking over of armored vehicles, they're not quite right for my...idom?
Yeah I just had a Monty Python moment. Anyhow back to the construction! What was I constructing now again? Oh yeah, jacuzzi and then sauna and then security. At least I think that's the order.
~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"
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