The I am NOT a guy club!
POSTED BY: ebonezer
UPDATED: Friday, January 24, 2014 00:46
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Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Jake,
I vote we get us some cabana boys. They can fetch our drinks AND apply the sunscreen!
Mal-licious
Ooh! I like how you think!!!
Sorry, Gunhand, we just have you overtaxed.
Now, about that kilt....
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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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Quote:
Originally posted by fred1988:
I'll mess with plumbing, but not with electricity. That stuff can kill you.
Same here, re. electricity.
I have a knife that has a hole burned through the blade because I cut through a wire I was sure was dead. Oddly enough I didn't even feel so much as a tickle.
--Bleyddyn
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(Mal-Licious arrives. Looks around, muttering) Well, I see no work has been done on the clubhouse sauna addition today. Am I gonna have to go postal on someone's ass? Because I can do that you know. My dad AND two of my uncles were mailmen. It's in my blood....Damn, where'd those cabana boys run off to? I don't hear the blender....I bet they're watching our TV! That darn Gunhand better get started on the security system soon....(grumble, mutter. Stomps off to find both a hammer and the blender to just do it her own damn self).
Mal-licious
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oh oh, i know this one.....press the red button to make the blender work!
the things you learn in school.....
me
~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."
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Hi all...I'm a bartender and cook at an Italian resturant, and a part time masseuse. I heard you were looking for cabana boys, and thought I might fit the bill. No kilt for me, since my Irish clan colors make me look sick (bright yellow, almost flourescent orange and lime green). Cause, with the mixed Irish and Black heritage, the dark tan and the bright red hair...tough to make fashion choices.
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for you are flammable and conduct electricity.
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cageybee... Can you give the telly remote back, please?
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"BADGER: You think you're better than other people.
MAL: Just the ones I'm better than."
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"MAL: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous.
SIMON: Yes, I'm very proud."
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Oh, sorry. It fell in the blender.
Mal-licious
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So that's why my drink was so crunchy!
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Uh... damn.
'Course, I'm too much of a gent to ask that you ladies stump up the cash for a new one, so I'll just be off.
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"BADGER: You think you're better than other people.
MAL: Just the ones I'm better than."
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"MAL: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous.
SIMON: Yes, I'm very proud."
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