The I am NOT a guy club!
POSTED BY: ebonezer
UPDATED: Friday, January 24, 2014 00:46
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Quote:
Originally posted by fred1988:
Just so long as Gunhand's not pasty white from all that time he's spent in his bunker or in rehab, I'm good with the ogling.
Do we have snacks?
Nope, just booze.
Mal-licious
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i just realized that if you lay on the ground, the view gets better!
me
~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."
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Okay, I don't know why ANY name that ends in "agogo" would make people think that person is a dude, but seriously, I get called a guy fairly frequently.
I can do some manly things, but I really need someone who will pick up the occasional dead bird and/or rodents in my yard, which the loving cats leave for me. I hate hate HATE dead birds. HATE them.
And if you want to do yardwork, that's swell. I hate that too.Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Remind me to bring Shepard Book next time I'm over here working on your clubhouse, I'm sure he has a sermon or two for y'all to listen to.
Only if Mal comes along to give us a good scolding.
:::lights the Grail-shaped beacon:::"Well personally, I kinda want to slay the dragon."
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ok, where's mom? she said she'd teach me to pole dance....
me
~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."
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look! I re-painted the sign. Theres somthing I'm good at.
I just think I'l lay down next to KGB here.
Wow. The view IS better. I've always wondered what they wore under their kilts...
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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.
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hey, could someone get ebo and i a few pillows? the view is good, but the ground is less so.
me
~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."
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Work work work...
*throws them some pillows and then gets back to the constructionification*
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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"
My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html
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I feel like sneaking into your party
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Hey can I join. I am defiantly not a guy. I can use a chainsaw, have a sword and gun collection, and generally think I can kick any ones rear area. Tends to confuse people a bit but I have two large protruding areas on my chest that argue against me being a guy.
I also don't mind looking up kilts. Can I get a pillow too?
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Originally posted by BadgersHat:
If you gals should need someone to reach the light bulbs in the ceiling, give me a holler. I'm also good at re-shingling, painting, and basic dentistry...
--Jefé The Hat
I'm 6'2" tall.
I don't need your help reaching anything, thank you.
May I be in the club too?
Among other things, I can do basic car stuff like check and change the oil, trans and brake fluids, i can code HTML and I understand Javascript, I knit, can tap dance, I can wire a sound system and program a VCR (don't laugh, some people think that the fact that they can't is something to be proud of)...and I can cook, too!
Oh! And give me some rubber gloves, a broom and a paper bag and I'll pick up a dead bird just so's I don't have to look at it anymore.
Take me, sir. Take me hard.
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