The I am NOT a guy club!
POSTED BY: ebonezer
UPDATED: Friday, January 24, 2014 00:46
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This is a club for people who arn't guys.
Pretty self explainatory i should think.
So yeah! Join the newest little side club thing at FFF.net.
Rule number one) there are no rules.
Rule number two) no outside food.
And NO boys alowed. (Besides, gentlemen, its not like joining said club is going to get you laid, so whats the point of trying?)
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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.
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ooooo, oooooo, pick me, pick me! *jumps up and down spastically*
in an effort to 
my sixth grade PE class (kids are ruthless when it comes to dodgeball), ebo, please pick me first. i promise that my dodging skills have improved. demonstration? ok
*runs looking behind her, successfully dodging two cats, an old man, and a gang of squirrels....only to run directly into a tree*
me
~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."
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ebonezer:
Ummm, if my screen name was 'Melissa', or 'Judy', or 'Tiffany', do you think folks might get the mistaken impression that I was a fem? Well, using that same logic, the name 'ebonezer'... quod erat demonstrandum. Perhaps 'ebonezer-ette'?
As far as the '...NOT a guy club' is concerned, to paraphrase Aesop: I don't want to be in your club; it's probably sour anyway. ;) You girls play nice, now. Just give a whistle when y'all need the lawn mowed or the toilet snaked, and one of us lowly guys'll come runnin'. We know you love us...
Devotedly,
zoid
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"I'm telling you right now. When all's said and done, that little girl's gonna change the world. Not just this little bit she's done here, neither; big things. I couldn't be prouder if she was my own daughter."
- Malcolm Reynolds, owner-operator of Firefly-class transport, "Serenity"; from A Child Shall Lead Them: A History of the Second War of Independence Wilkins, Richard
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Oh wow, i get to pick who gets into the club?
NIFTY!
Sure KGB, join the club.
Now that was fun.
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Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:
ebonezer:
Ummm, if my screen name was 'Melissa', or 'Judy', or 'Tiffany', do you think folks might get the mistaken impression that I was a fem? Well, using that same logic, the name 'ebonezer'... quod erat demonstrandum. Perhaps 'ebonezer-ette'?
Yeah..you're the second person who's told me i should do something like that. But i didn't want to. So its really my own fault.
Although, to semi-quote Joss, i did make a subtly brilliant signature. (So subtle in fact, that it cannot be detected by humains.)
See for yourself
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whew!
and though i don't know much about lawn or plumbing maintenance, i do have the ability to light pilot lights in stoves and ovens. (i once worked at a resort where i had to help a cabin of ladies light theirs, and i was having some trouble, and they kept insisting we needed a boy. but i'll be damned if i didn't get it lit. so, just pass me my hoop skirt and point me to the bedroom)
me
~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."
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*just kinds hangs out waiting for a plumbing emergency*
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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"
My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html
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I can drive a tractor! (were not talking a fancy tractor that does what its told, we're talking about evil tractors that don't start when you want them to, and like to pop out of gear and blow exhast in your face!)
Hmmm...I'm not really helping the "ebo is a girl" argument, am I.
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just refuse to learn plumbing...its what are the girly-girls are doing nowadays.
me
~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."
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I refuse to learn cooking.
Although, i guess it beats crawing under a cupboard to have groady water drop on your forehead...
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