The I am NOT a guy club!
POSTED BY: ebonezer
UPDATED: Friday, January 24, 2014 00:46
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Ebo,
I have decided to allow you to let me join this club. I have the proper parts, although I kinda have a guy-ish name. I can do lots of guy-y stuff, like mow the lawn and clean the pool. I'll kill any critters except spiders, 'cause they skeeve me out. The only thing I can't do is read a measuring tape properly. I say stuff like, "Ok, that's 3 inches and 2 little lines." My husband freaks out, because (what were the odds?) he is an actual carpenter. Also, I play backup rainstick in the Fireflies band. Also, I was the one who started the virtual shindig thread. I'll let you come to that, if you let me join the club. Whaddya say?
Mal-licious
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I wanna join. Me join now. Please? And thanks to all the guys for wanting to help out. I'm sure that bulbs will need to be put in at some point.
Shamrock
I'm so proud I could poo.
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I wish I had easy simple advice for the ant thing, aside from sealing all the cracks and gaps. I got rid Argentinian ants but used 'Chinese chalk' - not a smart thing.
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I'm in!!!
Plus, I can fix cars!
As one of my 7th graders told me: "Boys are dumb - throw rocks at them."
Gotta love kids!
My other car is a Firefly.
(Mary's fantasy bumper sticker for her 95 Caravan)
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i know i already have a girls name but can i join too?
i have roto rooter's phone number and i can change a light bulb (did it yesterday, i'm so proud).
"They say the snow on the roof is too heavy. They say the ceiling will cave in. His brains are in terrible danger."
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Sure, all you peole can join.
As to the question what do we do in this club...well, um, i'll turn that question over to our PR people.
Edit: I've just been informed we don't have PR people...Sorry. I guess nobody quite knows what the point is...
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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Delia:Quote:Any suggestions?
Originally posted by Gunhand:
*just kinds hangs out waiting for a plumbing emergency*
Delia
Napalm.
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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"
My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html
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Can I join? Take the "mom" out of my name, and everyone thinks I'm a fella. I did that on purpose. My e-mail address doesn't include the "mom" part, and I therefore get some solicitations for men. You know, enlarge your peanuts!
I don't know much about plumbing, and I often break household appliances (long stories), but I installed extra shelving in every closet at my house to increase storage space. Would that help out in the clubhouse?
I do feel guilty, leaving out all our wonderful fella friends. Cause now they're going to create their own club, and then both clubs will start to hurl insults, resulting in a riot. Hey, I'm on to something here!
Oh, wait, back on the guilt trip. My hubby just interrupted me with flowers! Everyone say Awwwwwwwwww! 
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Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
Sure, all you peole can join.
As to the question what do we do in this club...well, um, i'll turn that question over to our PR people.
Edit: I've just been informed we don't have PR people...Sorry. I guess nobody quite knows what the point is...
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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.
Heck ... I'm a PR person ... on hiatus mostly at the moment (nothing to do with Fox, just the cancer stuff ... which, on second thought, perhaps actually *is* from Fox after all!
)Let's see ... to do things the 'official' way we need to develop positioning and key messages. Are we a man-hatin' girls' club or are we a need-our-own-club-cuz-the-guys-already-got-sseveral? Or another take on this?
On another point entirely (PR people are prone to doing that, BTW ... changing the point of things
) ... I'm always nervous about your sig, Ebo ... I'd like to know why the dentists you visit are commenting on your gender in the first place? Sounds creepifying to me.Cheers,
Annik
... my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.
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I wanna join. Pick me. Pick me. And I think that the purpose of this club is to swoon over then men of Firefly. Damn they are hot. Oh and Girl power is a must!
"You can't take the sky from me."
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