Why I Hate America

POSTED BY: chrisisall
UPDATED: Friday, February 13, 2009 23:49
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CHRISISALL

Friday, February 13, 2009 1:52 PM

Warning: If you post in this thread, no matter what you say the very act of posting here, if you don't completely attack every other country in the world first, will be considerded by AURhetoric as a confirmation of the thread title.

I happen to love my country, but that's not enough for good ole AU. So be it.

He's a coward & a piss pot (his coat is kind of a yellowish colour).

A ing Chrisisall Production of
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Personal Attack Thread

CHRISISALL

Friday, February 13, 2009 2:16 PM

Good.
No one post here.
AURhapsodic dictates what we say, and more importantly, what we MEAN. He is our grand interpreter.
And he always wins.
In his tiny little mind, that is

The laughing Chrisisall

PIZMOBEACH

Friday, February 13, 2009 2:29 PM

Zoe to Chris, "You wanna leave this country..."

(I'll be back later to post things I don't like about this country once the dust settles and no one's looking).

CHRISISALL

Friday, February 13, 2009 2:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by pizmobeach:

(I'll be back later to post things I don't like about this country once the dust settles and no one's looking).

So, that's enough for AUtomatic, you hate America, obviously.

The laughing Chrisisall

AURAPTOR

Friday, February 13, 2009 2:47 PM

The thread should be more appropriately titled " WHAT I hate about America", and not " WHY " I hate America. There is a world of difference, you see. If you truly LOVE this country, there may be things about it which you don't like, or hate, but you can't say you LOVE it and HATE it, as a whole, and make any logical sense.

Unless you're going w/ a cheesy rip off of " 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU " concept, then I suppose it makes sense.

I never credited Chrissy with an over abundance of brains, though.

It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager

" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

CHRISISALL

Friday, February 13, 2009 2:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:
If you truly LOVE this country, there may be things about it which you don't like, or hate,

Again, for the short bus types, like AU.

When you post in a thread titled " Why I hate America" , and you omit all other forms of governments or countries, then by omission, you're hating America.
Right?

The laughing Chrisisall

AURAPTOR

Friday, February 13, 2009 2:58 PM

We know, Chris.

You hate America.

Go back to Canada.

It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager

" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

PIRATECAT

Friday, February 13, 2009 3:26 PM

Do you really. Or is this a cry for help for someone to take me away from my LL Bean wearing, jap suv driven, and starbucks latte lifestyle that has me so trapped. Run away run now Chrisisall before its to late. Hit that truck stop on I-40 this chilly mornin and get you some hot black coffee with a order of sausage biscuits and gravy. And yell out loud dammit I'm gonna wear flanel from now on. Just a midlife crisis is all.

"Battle of Serenity, Mal. Besides Zoe here, how many-" "I'm talkin at you! How many men in your platoon came out of their alive".

CHRISISALL

Friday, February 13, 2009 4:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:
We know, Chris.

You hate America.

Go back to Canada.

If I hate America, it's because it contains peeps like you, you authoritarian lapdog hoser.

When I see the Statue Of Liberty, I see a symbol of the freedom of this land. I see a welcome to the melting pot that is this nation.
In your tiny brain I conjure she's packing beneath that book, ready to flat blast non-white terrorist scum.
Why do you hate her, AU? Why can't she be a bringer of peace, of understanding?
Why would you use her to change us all into mutants?

The twisted Chrisisall

CHRISISALL

Friday, February 13, 2009 4:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by PirateCat:
Run away run now Chrisisall before its to late.

*Richard Gere voice*
I got nowhere else to go!

The laughing Chrisisall

COZEN

Friday, February 13, 2009 4:43 PM

*Am glad I'm a resident and citizen of Canada*

socialisedmedicineain'tsobadasitsoundscoz

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JONGSSTRAW

Friday, February 13, 2009 5:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
*Richard Gere voice*
I got nowhere else to go!

Now THAT, is funnnnny!!! I say that line out there in the world too sometimes. It really was the defining line of that great movie, and it is relevent to many situations in life. Bravo!

P.s. I know you don't hate America, but it is harder for everyone these days to feel good about it. Too many endless deep-rooted and heartfelt battles & emotions involving politics, culture, economics, judiciary, science and religion; all affecting us personally in some way. I know what I want and what I like and what I feel and what I know. That's always been good enough for me, despite the world, America, and people often going in a different direction.

CHRISISALL

Friday, February 13, 2009 7:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:

socialisedmedicineain'tsobadasitsoundscoz

You Castro-butt-kissing socialist America-hater! I laugh as you wait in a long line outside the hospital to get your leg reattached right after an accident! I'm proud to live in a country where Doug & Bob McKenzi are NOT the official representatives!

The rabid Chrisisall

CHRISISALL

Friday, February 13, 2009 7:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Jongsstraw:
I know you don't hate America

How can you tell that? According to AUDopey's Rules Of Order, everyone who posted here so far hates America.
Even The Grand Poopoo himself.

The laughing Chrisisall

SIGNYM

Friday, February 13, 2009 7:29 PM

"Why I hate America".

Okay, there!

I've posted in the thread!

En garde!

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Justbeingajackassisall.

WASHNWEAR

Friday, February 13, 2009 7:43 PM

America should be spanked and sent to bed without any supper.

Or is that too harsh...?

It was like that when we got here!

RUE

Friday, February 13, 2009 7:53 PM

"How can you tell that? According to AUDopey's Rules Of Order, everyone who posted here so far hates America.
Even The Grand Poopoo himself."

He must hate America so much he posted twice !

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Silence is consent.

WULFENSTAR

Friday, February 13, 2009 7:56 PM

Oh c'mon Chrissy.

Noone is going to say they hate their home. I mean, if you do (and arn't doing anything to make it better), you should just leave.

I mean you should go away. Go to Canada, or Mexico.

Defiantly Mexico.

Leave the sad feud between extreme lefties and righties, for a donkey-show! See the sites, watch as Mexicant hookers vie for your attention, while their sores bleed puss! See the river of sh*t running thru Mexico City!

But if you like the cold...head North. GO to Canada. Where the women are as ugly as Alanis, and the people are colder than the ice. Enjoy pretending to live in freedom up there!

But really, if you dont like it here, and can't be bothered to try and change it, leave.

We've got enough whiny bitches.

FREMDFIRMA

Friday, February 13, 2009 8:12 PM

Quote:
If you truly LOVE this country, there may be things about it which you don't like...

How is it that you can grok this concept when YOU express it, but seem to have a little trouble comprehending it when others express it to you ?

FREMDFIRMA

Friday, February 13, 2009 8:19 PM

Hey hey now Wulfie, them Canadians ain't so bad - and oddly enough their dance floor bimbos over in Windsor are actually prettier than the ones in Detroit to be disappointingly honest about it...

I found that out by virtue of being something of a dimwit - I happen to like Ballet, in case no one noticed that, and when a friend offered to go to the Windsor Ballet, I said sure...

Mind you, being what I do happens to be prettymuch underneath the real world, and being something of a reclusive type and thus not knowing a damn thing about the club scene - boy was I in for a shocker.
http://www.michigannative.com/ma_wordsphrases.shtml

OOOoppsss

Pretty girls though, just not my taste in entertainment, thanks.

-Frem
It cannot be said enough, those who do not learn from history, are doomed to endlessly repeat it

CHRISISALL

Friday, February 13, 2009 9:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Wulfenstar:
watch as Mexicant hookers vie for your attention,

Do they speak Mexicoan?

The Andrew Chrisisall

BIGDAMNNOBODY

Friday, February 13, 2009 9:12 PM

The difference between Whozit and Chrisisall. One starts pointless threads while the other's threads are pointless.

CHRISISALL

Friday, February 13, 2009 9:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by BigDamnNobody:
The difference between Whozit and Chrisisall. One starts pointless threads while the other's threads are pointless.

I would accept that as an axiom.

The logical Chrisisall

KWICKO

Friday, February 13, 2009 9:26 PM

Quote:

Defiantly Mexico.

Why defiantly?

Mike

"It is complete now; the hands of time are neatly tied."

KWICKO

Friday, February 13, 2009 9:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by BigDamnNobody:
The difference between Whozit and Chrisisall. One starts pointless threads while the other's threads are pointless.

And BDN puts pointless replies in both...

Mike

"It is complete now; the hands of time are neatly tied."

CHRISISALL

Friday, February 13, 2009 9:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:
Quote:

Defiantly Mexico.

Why defiantly?

It sounds cooler than definitely.

The laughing Chrisisall

KWICKO

Friday, February 13, 2009 9:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:
Quote:

Defiantly Mexico.

Why defiantly?

It sounds cooler than definitely.

The laughing Chrisisall

It does. It defiantly does. ;)

Maybe it's just some of Wulf's patented anger slipping in.

Mike

"It is complete now; the hands of time are neatly tied."

BIGDAMNNOBODY

Friday, February 13, 2009 9:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:
Quote:
Originally posted by BigDamnNobody:
The difference between Whozit and Chrisisall. One starts pointless threads while the other's threads are pointless.

And BDN puts pointless replies in both...

Worried about someone else 'harshing your gig'?

CHRISISALL

Friday, February 13, 2009 10:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by BigDamnNobody:

Worried about someone else 'harshing your gig'?

Quote:

To do something that destroys one's plans; particularly, to ruin someone's party night by asking them to babysit, borrowing their car, or otherwise render them incapable of attending said function.

I don't get your meaning here.

The laughing Chrisisall

PIRATECAT

Friday, February 13, 2009 11:49 PM

Trailor Trash in Eastern Kentucky luv Merica.
Best friend hound dogs, hot wives that put out, and a good running Ford. Who can ask for more than that. Now drive down I-19 to Nogales Mexico. The most violent strip of land in the world. Gaza is Disney land compared to that place. The State Department put out warnings on that shit hole, cuse the french. I lost a good paying job because of 9/11. Still angry with libs who tell me to be political correct. Screw you. I could have lost my life so I moved on. But as a contractor I don't tolerate bull from anybody now. Right now if you lost your job I don't care. Especially white collar jack offs like my neighbors I had in Charlotte. There is work ya just gotta go get it. Now the biggest Bush haters I've met worked for Haliburton, ain't that a crock. The man gave you a job. 2002.com bust would have put you in the same place as today. Appreciate the small things because it will be over. Now America is still the best thing going. Canada, if it wasn't for Alex Trebec we wouldn't no where it is. Later Gators PC

"Battle of Serenity, Mal. Besides Zoe here, how many-" "I'm talkin at you! How many men in your platoon came out of their alive".