The I am NOT a guy club!
POSTED BY: ebonezer
UPDATED: Friday, January 24, 2014 00:46
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Originally posted by Gunhand:
*just kinds hangs out waiting for a plumbing emergency*
Not exactly a plumbing emergency, but I've got a bathroom infestation of ants you can help with if you want. I've laid down bug killing traps, but they just keep coming (and more or less ignoring the ant poison). I've taken to shooting individual ants with Windex, which kills them, but new ones just take their places. Any suggestions?
Delia
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ANYA: Don't be ridiculous. Martha Stewart isn't a demon. She's a witch.
XANDER: Please, she-- Really?
ANYA: Of course. Nobody could do that much decoupage without calling on the powers of darkness.
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Originally posted by Delia:
Any suggestions?
RUN!!!!!
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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."
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Originally posted by Static:
Originally posted by Delia:
Any suggestions?
RUN!!!!!
From ants? To where?
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ANYA: Don't be ridiculous. Martha Stewart isn't a demon. She's a witch.
XANDER: Please, she-- Really?
ANYA: Of course. Nobody could do that much decoupage without calling on the powers of darkness.
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Originally posted by Delia:Quote:
Not exactly a plumbing emergency, but I've got a bathroom infestation of ants you can help with if you want. I've laid down bug killing traps, but they just keep coming (and more or less ignoring the ant poison). I've taken to shooting individual ants with Windex, which kills them, but new ones just take their places. Any suggestions?
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Buy some translucent general purpose silicone sealant. On the inside, seal around the tops and bottoms of the skirting boards, at the points where pipes run into the wall and floor and any other cracks you can see in the walls and floor. Rather than go to the effort of pulling up the carpet/lino do the walls and pipes first, then wait a few days to see whether they are still getting in.
On the outside seal around the points where pipes run into the wall and ground. Check the grouting. If there are large chunks missing then regrout them (if your lazy like me then just fill them with the sealant) and seal any small cracks.
I had ants in my bathroom and this worked for me. The internal ant powders were useless and the outside powders had to be replaced everytime it rained.
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Wren,
Thanks. I'll seal up what I can in the bathroom -- it's an apartment, so I don't have much control over the outside. But maybe sealing the cracks will be enough to encourage them to go infest some other person's bathroom.
Delia
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ANYA: Don't be ridiculous. Martha Stewart isn't a demon. She's a witch.
XANDER: Please, she-- Really?
ANYA: Of course. Nobody could do that much decoupage without calling on the powers of darkness.
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Originally posted by ebonezer:
I refuse to learn cooking.
Although, i guess it beats crawing under a cupboard to have groady water drop on your forehead...
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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.
I married someone who liked to cook. Saved me from a lifetime of pbj sandwiches.
I'll mess with plumbing, but not with electricity. That stuff can kill you.
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I guess I should have been more specific.
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Originally posted by zoid:
As far as the '...NOT a guy club' is concerned, to paraphrase Aesop: I don't want to be in your club; it's probably sour anyway. ;) You girls play nice, now. Just give a whistle when y'all need the lawn mowed or the toilet snaked, and one of us lowly guys'll come runnin'. We know you love us...
Devotedly,
zoid
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"Men are only good for two things... and how important is parallel parking, anyway?" :wink
That, and getting rid of bugs with waaaaaay too many legs. Yeech. I'll mow my own lawn and fix my own toilet if someone else will deal with the creepy crawlies inside the house.
And the name "Fred" and I have a long and storied history that would change completely where the name to change to "Freda".
Ebo, since I'm another one who was mistaken for a guy, can I join?
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I guess I should have been more specific.
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What do we do in a girls' club? Do we giggle about Mal and the boys?
www.thatweirdgirl.com
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So really no chane of me getting laid if i join? at all? well i dont wanna play...stupid girls.
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If you gals should need someone to reach the light bulbs in the ceiling, give me a holler. I'm also good at re-shingling, painting, and basic dentistry...
--Jefé The Hat
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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne
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