Captain Jack Sparrow would not have made this kind of mistake

POSTED BY: whozit
UPDATED: Monday, January 12, 2009 00:07
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WHOZIT

Sunday, January 11, 2009 8:39 PM

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20090110/D95KBNE80.html It's funny beacuse it's true.

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Griffin

ELVISCHRIST

Sunday, January 11, 2009 9:15 PM

Gosh, I hope all that money didn't weigh them down...

If the prefix "pro-" means "for" or "in favor of", and "con" is its opposite, and if "progress" means "pushing forward" or "improving"... then what the hell does "Congress" mean?

DREAMTROVE

Sunday, January 11, 2009 10:40 PM

Actually, it's sad. What they did was panic. They thought someone would try to track them down, and so they went full tilt into a storm and capsized, drowning the majority of the crew, and losing the cash. Sad loss of tragic Somali Dortmunder pirates.

And yeah, I think that Jack Sparrow could have pulled this one off.

WHOZIT

Monday, January 12, 2009 12:05 AM

They wanted 10 million but they had to settle for only 3, sad.

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Griffin

DREAMTROVE

Monday, January 12, 2009 12:07 AM

I'm always gonna side with the pirate over the oil barron. I mean, if you were anyone on the firefly crew...

Drop the bagel bit, please, as a personal favor.