Happy Holidays, Merry Xmas, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah..

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SIGNYM

Saturday, December 20, 2008 2:11 AM

Winter Solstice, Feast of Lights, or whatever you celebrate this time of year!

I'll be on vacation so I won't be irritating you guys for quite a while.

I hope you have great times full of warmth and good cheer, and make many happy memories!

My best to you all, and may the New Year bring you peace, health, and prosperity.

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Joy to the world...
And especially to YOU!

MISSTRESSAHARA

Saturday, December 20, 2008 3:28 AM

Isn't that Festival of Lights?

Just to make it general, Happy Holidays to all.

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THATWEIRDGIRL

Saturday, December 20, 2008 6:44 AM

Right back at ya!

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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
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WHOZIT

Saturday, December 20, 2008 11:49 AM

Do'nt forget, it's OK to eat the YELLOW snow.

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Griffin

KWICKO

Saturday, December 20, 2008 6:43 PM

A FESTIVUS for the rest of us!!!

We'll have the traditional airing of grievances, followed by the feats of strength.

Mike

"It is complete now; the hands of time are neatly tied."

FREMDFIRMA

Saturday, December 20, 2008 7:48 PM

And for all of you as well.

One bit for you nontraditional types, well worth a watch if anyone dares air it, or if you can find it, is the 1985 Rankin-Bass version of The Life And Adventures Of Santa Claus.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Life_and_Adventures_of_Santa_Claus

It's a pretty cool story, and well told, you'll like it - trust me.

-F

DAVESHAYNE

Saturday, December 20, 2008 8:28 PM

Happy Channakwnazmas to all and to all a Merry Chriskwanaka.

Quote:
Originally posted by Misstressahara:
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It can't be both? (say it in a Zoidberg voice)

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

PIRATENEWS

Saturday, December 20, 2008 10:09 PM

Hannuka Festival of Lights = Xmas trees.

Quote:
"Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them. For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe. They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not. My tabernacle is spoiled. Every man is brutish in his knowledge. For the pastors are become brutish, and have not sought the LORD: therefore they shall not prosper, and all their flocks shall be scattered. Behold, the noise of the bruit is come, and a great commotion out of the north country, to make the cities of Judah desolate, and a den of dragons."
-Jeremiah 10, King James Bible

"Thus saith the LORD: Learn not the way of the nations, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the nations are dismayed at them. For the customs of the peoples are vanity; for it is but a tree which one cutteth out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman with the axe. They deck it with silver and with gold, they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not. Every man is proved to be brutish, without knowledge. For the shepherds are become brutish, and have not inquired of the LORD; therefore they have not prospered, and all their flocks are scattered. Hark! a report, behold, it cometh, and a great commotion out of the north country, to make the cities of Judah desolate, a dwelling-place of jackals."
Jewish Torah, Jeremiah 10

All I Want for Christmas Is Jews

www.archive.org/details/AllIWantForChristmasIsJews
www.archive.org/download/AllIWantForChristmasIsJews/AllIWantForChristm
asIsJews_vbr_mp3.zip

Merry pagan Xmas.

DAVESHAYNE

Saturday, December 20, 2008 10:57 PM

Hey, I'm Jewish. Why don't I have cool glowy eyes and wicked awesome fangs???

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

PIRATENEWS

Saturday, December 20, 2008 11:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Hey, I'm Jewish. Why don't I have cool glowy eyes and wicked awesome fangs???

David

I think They hand those out at Bohemian Grove.

You also must worship the Talmud, B'Nai B'Rith, Kaballah or Communism. Torah don't count.

Citizenship in Israel is also required. But you must have a Jewish mommie or They won't let you in.

You also must kill a large number of people before becoming a Made Man in the Mafiya.

Or buy your own for 50 bucks.

www.coastalcontacts.com/special-effects/vampire-red/prod97115.html

www.vampfangs.com/Dental_Fit_Fangs_s/3.htm

DAVESHAYNE

Saturday, December 20, 2008 11:24 PM

I fed the troll. I'm sorry. Really truly sorry.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

WULFENSTAR

Saturday, December 20, 2008 11:46 PM

Linus Van Pelt:

Luke 2:8-14 (King James Version)

8 And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night.

9 And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.

10 And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.

11 For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.

12 And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.

13 And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying,

14 Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.

Merry Christmas everyone!

DREAMTROVE

Sunday, December 21, 2008 3:25 AM

Solstice here, nothing against the non-traditionalists.

DREAMTROVE

Sunday, December 21, 2008 3:25 AM

Solstice here, nothing against the non-traditionalists.

CHRISISALL

Sunday, December 21, 2008 3:45 AM

I'm askin' Buddha for a pony, and a...well, you know.

The Merry Chrisisall

MRSUNIVERSE832

Sunday, December 21, 2008 4:01 AM

I don't celebrate any sort of holiday during this time (although I'm a Christian, and no, I'm not JW), but I still hope those who do have a wonderful month and a blessed season!

Mrs. Universe

MR. UNIVERSE----> <----MRS. UNIVERSE