Funny movie quotes
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UPDATED: Monday, December 8, 2008 18:54
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lol
"I want two things. First, I want an American cheeseburger *significant pause* and the second--"
"that's enough"
"--is not what you think; i want a press conference" XD
"Cheeseburger first." very important XD
sometimes u can get the funniest lines from adlib XD
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not as funny as most, but i needed to bump the topic.
Hitch
Vance: [grabs Hitch by the wrist] You see what I'm doing? This is what I'm about - power suit, power tie, power steering. People can wince, cry, beg, but eventually they do what I want.
Hitch: Oh! So that's, like, a metaphor?
Vance: Oh, yeah.
Hitch: Right. Well, see, I'm more of a literal kind of guy. So when I do this...
[he reverses the grip, twists Vance's arm back and slams him on the table]
Hitch: This is more like me saying that I will literally break your shit *off* if you ever touch me again. Okay, pumpkin?
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Robin Hood: [seeing Blinkin the blind servant] BLINKIN!
Blinkin: Master Robin, Is that you?
Robin Hood: Yes.
Blinkin: What back from the Crusades?
Robin Hood: Yes.
Blinkin: And alive?
Robin Hood: [pause] yes.
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Robin Hood: Men in Tights! I love that film so much.
[Blinkin falls out of a tree]
Blinkin: Its a miracle, I can see!
[Walks into a tree]
Blinkin: Nope, I was wrong.
[Robin has just outwitted the Sheriff of Rottingham, resulting in him being upside down on a horse]
Sheriff of Rottingham: I was mad before Robin, but now I'm really pissed off.
Attchoo: Pissed off? If I was that close to a horses weiner, I'd be worried about getting pissed on.
Loved. :D
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Smile && Nod, it makes it seem like you know what's going on.
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King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!!
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time to bump again
Ocean's Eleven
Bartender: [over the noise in the background] How's the game going?
Rusty: Longest hour of my life.
Bartender: [not hearing him] What?
Rusty: I'm running away with your wife.
Bartender: [smiles and flashes a thumbs-up] Great!
Rusty: You scared?
Linus: You suicidal?
Rusty: Only in the morning.
Reuben: I know more about casino security than any man alive, I invented it, and it cannot be beaten. They got cameras, they got locks, they got watchers, they got timers, they got vaults, they got enough armed personnel to occupy Paris! [pause] Okay, bad example.
and one of my personal favorites...
Reuben: You're Bobby Caldwell's kid. From Chicago. It's nice there, do you like it?
Linus: Yeah.
Reuben: That's wonderful. Get in the goddamn house.
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Not sure I've got this one totally right, but: "Either I have a new found respect for life or I'm in love with your daughter."
Plus it's even funnier taken TOTALLY out of context.
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From Ever After and honestly, this scene left me on the floor in howling giggles, still does.
Gypsy Leader: M'lady, you may have anything you can carry.
Danielle: [glances at the Prince] May I have your word on that, sir?
Gypsy Leader: [considers for a moment] On my honor as a gypsy, whatever you can carry.
[Danielle lifts the Prince over her shoulders and begins to walk off with him. The gypsies laugh]
Gypsy Leader: [Laughing] Wait! Please! Come back! I'll give you a horse!
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I'm surprised no one's done Better Off Dead:
"This is really an excellent liquor, Jenny!
BOOM!
"Gee, Ricky, I'm really sorry your mom blew up..."
"Do you realize the street value of this mountain!"
"Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."
'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'
Police Squad
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Where's my two dollars?
To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.
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teeheehee, Ferris Bueller's Day Off:
Ferris: Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second.
Ferris: The question isn't "what are we going to do," the question is "what aren't we going to do?"
Cameron: Please don't say were not going to take the car home. Please don't say were not going to take the car home. Please don't say were not going to take the car home.
Ferris: [to the camera] If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away? [beat] Neither would I.
Ferris: I'm so disappointed in Cameron! Twenty bucks says he's in his car right now debating on whether or not to go out.
Cameron: [in his car] He'll keep calling me. He'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty. This is - Alright I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, alright I'll go. Shit! [Turns the engine on then turns it off and hits the passenger seat] God Damn it! [Turns the car on and revs it up] Ahhhhhh! Forget it! [Gets out of the car] That's it!
Rooney: What's the score?
Pizza Man: Nothin' nothin'.
Rooney: [not really listening] Who's winning?
Pizza Man: The Bears.
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