Funny movie quotes
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UPDATED: Monday, December 8, 2008 18:54
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A League of Their Own:
Tom Hanks driving the team bus turns to the chaperon Ms. Cuthbert:
"Loved you in the Wizard of Oz."
"There's no crying in baseball!"
Marx Brothers' Room Service:
"Well he keeps dying, then reviving, then dying again. Jumping Butterballs, what's going on here!"
Beetlejuice:
When BJ is about to marry Lydia, he's looking for the ring in his pockets and pulls out a finger with a ring on it. He looks at Lydia, who has a disgusted look on her face and says:
"She meant nothing to me, Honey, nothing to me."
Oscar:
"Lisa is gonna marry Dr. Poole, Theresa is gonna marry Anthony, and the bag with the lingerie is really a bag full of jewels."
"Now you've got it!"
"Got it?, I don't even know what I'm talking about."
or this one:
"Gee, can't I stay boss, every time I leave I fall behind."
"Yeah, but shutup."
Casablanca:
Renault walks over to Rick and says:
"Rick, I'm shocked, shocked I tell you, to find that there's gambling going on here."
The groupier walks over to Renault and tells him:
"Here are your winnings, sir." He pockets his cash and continues closing Rick's Cafe Amercain.
Tawabawho?
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lolz, tom hanks' lines in League of Their Own were priceless XD
House:
Dr. House: [to clinic patients in waiting room] Hello, sick people! and their loved ones. In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me Greg. I am one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning.
Dr. Cuddy: Short and sweet, grab a file.
Dr. House: [points to Cuddy] This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. Doctor Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a board(emphasis to make it sound like 'bored')...certified diagnostician with a double specialty in infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the only doctor currently employed at this hospital who is forced to be here against his will. [turns to Cuddy] That *is* true, isn't it? [turns back to crowd] But not to worry, for most of you this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. If you're being particularly annoying. you may see me reach for this [holds up a pill bottle]: This is Vicodin. It's mine; you can't have any. And no, I do not have a pain management problem, i have a *pain* problem...but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell...so who wants me? [everyone's silent] And who wants to wait for one of the other two guys? [everyone raises their hands]
XD i know its from a show and not a movie, but it's the best fucking line in the entire series XD i love it
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