Funny movie quotes
POSTED BY: OPPYH
UPDATED: Monday, December 8, 2008 18:54
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Originally posted by MacBaker:
Fezzik: "I'm with the Brute Squad."
Miracle Max: "You are the Brute Squad!"
Good one. Here's another:
Inigo-You wouldn't happen to have six fingers on your right hand would you?
Wesley-Do you always begin conversations this way?
And:
Humperdink-To the death
Wesley-No, to the pain.
Humperdink-I'm not sure I'm familiar with that phrase.
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One of my fav movies, The Princess Bride.
"Inconceivable!"
"I'm Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."
A Fish Called Wanda:
"What was the middle one again?"
"Stupid Limeys, drive on the right side of the road."
"It's K-K-K-Ken, He's coming to K-K-K-Kill me."
Shiny! Let's be bad guys!
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Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid:
At the top of a cliff, looking down into a river.
Kid: "I can't swim. You happy now."
Butch: (Laughing) "Swim!?, the fall alone will kill ya"
Abott: "Did you ever go to school, stupid?"
Costello: "Yeah, but I come out the same way"
As Good As It Gets:
"Go somewhere else for crazy, we're all stocked up here"
Shiny! Let's be bad guys!
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Thanks for that, FREELANCERTEX, Oddball was my moms second favorite movie character, for some reason he just gave her the giggles.
(She had a crush on Chuck Norris *eyeroll*)
I am suprised no one mentioned The Outlaw Josey Wales, you can bust out just about any line IN it for hilarity, especially anything by Chief Dan George...
Josey Wales: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.
Lone Watie: I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither.
Best of show (for me) tho, was this little bit.
Lone Watie: How did you know which one was goin' to shoot first?
Josie Wales: Well, that one in the center: he had a flap holster and he was in no itchin' hurry. And the one second from the left: he had scared eyes, he wasn't gonna do nothin'. But that one on the far left: he had crazy eyes. Figured him to make the first move.
Lone Watie: How 'bout the one on the right?
Josie Wales: Never paid him no mind; you were there.
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Lone Watie: I could have missed.
-F
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Quote:
Originally posted by OPPYH: Brilliant! LOL.
Lolz, yeah, a lotta *brilliant* moments in quigley XD love it.
LOL princess bride!!! love that movie
"Inconceivable!!"
"You keep on using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means."
"You've fallen victim to one of the classic plunders! the first of which is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly *less* well known is this: never go up against a SICILIAN when DEATH is on the line!! AHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHA-" *drops dead* XD
you're welcome for the Oddball contribution Frem XD i think half of why he's so funny are his mannerisms lolz.
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Elwood: "We're 106 miles from Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
Jake: "Hit it."
Tripper: "It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter!"
Sheriff Bart: "Hey, where the white women at?"
Al Czervik: "Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity."
President Muffley: "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."
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I'm pointin' right at it!
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lol, blues brothers XD
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Life Of Brian:
"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy".
Holy Grail:
CLERIC: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once at the number three, being the third number be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
Spinal Tap:
NIGEL: "I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach and its sort of in between really its a Mach piece really."
MARTI: "What's it called?"
NIGEL: "This piece is called Lick My Love-Pump".
"I don't believe in suicide, but if you'd like to try it it might cheer me up to watch."
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LOL i was looking at the holy grail and thinking "i should post something from that...but there are too many good lines to sort through.." thanks XD
my friends and i used to reenact that movie all the frakin time XD
How bout Iron Man:
Christine Everheart: You must be the famous Pepper Potts.
Pepper: I am.
Christine Everheart: After all these years Tony still has you picking up the dry-cleaning.
Pepper: I do anything and everything Mr. Stark requires, including occasionally taking out the trash. *burn*
"I'm sorry, this is the Funvee, the Hum-Drumvee's back there."
Tony: I feel like you're driving me to a court martial, this is crazy. What did I do? I feel like you're gonna pull over and snuff me, what you're not allowed to talk? Hey, Forrest.
Airman: We can talk, sir.
Tony: Oh, I see, so it's personal.
Senior Airman: No, you intimidate them.
Tony: Good God, you're a woman. I honestly I couldn't have called that. I mean I apologize but isn't that what we're goin' for here? I thought of you as a soldier first.
Senior Airman: I'm an Airman.
Tony: Well, you have excellent bone structure, I'm kind of having a hard time *not* looking at you now, is that weird?
*laughter*
Tony: Come on, it's okay, laugh. Hey!
A1C: Sir, I have a question to ask you.
Tony: Yes, please.
A1C: Is it true you went twelve for twelve with last year's Maxim cover models?
Tony: That is an excellent question. Yes and no. March and I had a scheduling conflict but fortunately the Christmas cover was twins. Anything else?
*Airman raises his hand*
Tony: You're kidding me with the hand up, right?
Airman: Is it cool if I take a picture with you?
Tony: Yes. It's very cool.
Jarvis: Rendering complete.
Tony: *seeing gold-painted rendering of suit* Little ostentatious don't you think?
Jarvis: *deadpan* What was I thinking? You're usually so discreet.
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Makes it even funnier if you know that Downey ad-libbed a fair chunk of that cause the dialogue script was incomplete.
The one that left me on the floor was the "I want an american cheeseburger" bit, that just slew me.
-F
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