Funny movie quotes

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OPPYH

Friday, October 31, 2008 3:47 AM

The Princess Bride has many, many quotable lines, but here's my favorite:

Inigo-Give us the gate key

Guard-I have no gate key

Inigo-Fezzik tear his arms off

Guard-Oh you mean this gate key!

What funny movie quotes do you have?

FREEBROWNCOAT

Friday, October 31, 2008 4:48 AM

The days of me taking you seriously have certainly come to a middle.

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Friday, October 31, 2008 9:41 AM

Shoot yourself in the head.

Both times, in Mom And Dad Save The World.

Plus the tricky engraving on the Light Grenades.

DARKFLY

Friday, October 31, 2008 1:55 PM

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang:

Harry: "Still gay?"
Gay Perry: "Me? No. I'm knee-deep in p****. I just like the name so much, I can't get rid of it."

Harry: "Oh Wow. Woo. It's tiny. Is this real?"
Perry: "Yeah, it's a Derringer. It's loaded. I call it my faggot gun."
Harry: "Because..."
Perry: "Because its only good for a couple shots, then you gotta drop it for something better. You asked, Chief."

Hot Rod:

Cathy:"Why do you call yourself Voltron, Dave?"
Dave:"I don't know Cathy, maybe because it's *super* bad ass?"

Anchorman:
Brian Fantana: "No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good."
Ron Burgundy: "It's quite pungent."
Brian Fantana: "Oh yeah."
Ron Burgundy: "It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way."
Brian Fantana: "Yep."
Ron Burgundy: "Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline."
Brian Fantana: "They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."
[cheesy grin]
Ron Burgundy: "That doesn't make sense."

Ron Burgundy: "Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast."
Champ Kind: "It jumped up a notch."
Ron Burgundy: "It did, didn't it?"
Brick Tamland: "Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Ron Burgundy: "I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?"
Brick Tamland: "Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident."
Ron Burgundy: "Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder."

Brick Tamland: "I love... carpet."
[pause]
Brick Tamland: "I love... desk."
Ron Burgundy: "Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?"
Brick Tamland: "I love lamp."
Ron Burgundy: "Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?"
Brick Tamland: "I love lamp. I love lamp."

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WHOZIT

Friday, October 31, 2008 5:54 PM

I've seen the future! He's a balled headed man from New York!

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Griffin

THESOMNAMBULIST

Saturday, November 1, 2008 12:40 AM

Ah... well:

From Big Trouble in Little China.

Jack Burton: You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?
Thunder: Who?
Jack Burton: Jack Burton. *Me*!

Jack Burton: Everybody relax, I'm here

Jack Burton: Would you stop rubbing your body up against mine, because I can't concentrate when you do that.

Jack Burton: Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning... If I'm not back by dawn... call the president.

Jack Burton: Son of a bitch must pay!

From Innerspace

Lt. Tuck Pendleton: I'm inside you! Right now, inside you! Inside your body!
Jack Putter: [stands up] No! Somebody help me! I'M POSESSED!

Dr. Greenbush: Well, Jack, good news. I think we can rule out demonic posession among your ailments.
Jack Putter: But, the little voice from inside was talking to me.
Dr. Greenbush: See, that's just it. Demons talk THROUGH you - not TO you.

The Cowboy singing:
"I'm an old cow hen, from the Rio Gren,
but my legs not bowed and my skin's not tan'
I'm a cowboy whose never seen a cow,
can't rope a steer coz I don't know how...
I'm not for to start learning now...
Yippe Yeehaw Ohio!"

and from The Burbs.
Art Wiengartner: [Ray is trying to jimmy the door open with a store credit card] Where did you learn to do that?
Ray Peterson: I *don't* know how to do this.
[the credit card breaks]
Art Wiengartner: That's a shit store anyway.

Ray Peterson: I've been blown up, take me to the hospital.
[Lays on a gurney]
Ray Peterson: Take me to a hospital, I'm sick. What...?
[Jumps up, throws the gurney in back of an ambulance than jumps on top of it]
Carol Peterson: Honey? I'll just find out what hospital they're taking you to and then I'll... Follow right along. Okay?
Ray Peterson: [Laying face down on the gurney] Okay, honey.

From DUCK SOUP:
Rufus T. Firefly: Remember men you're fighting for this woman's honour... Which is more than she ever did.

Rufus T.Firefly Say Emily d'you suppose I could have a lock of your hair?
Mrs Teasdale shyly Why Rufus, I had no idea..
Rufus T. Firefly ...I'm letting you off lightly - I was going to ask you for the whole wig!

Rufus T. Firefly: Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it - I hear they're going to tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.

And just about every line from SOME LIKE IT HOT!!!
Sugar: Real diamonds! They must be worth their weight in gold!

Jerry: Now you've done it! Now you have done it!
Joe: Done what?
Jerry: You tore off one of my chests!

Joe: So you got pinched in the elevator, so what? Would you rather be picking lead out of your navel?

FREELANCERTEX

Sunday, November 2, 2008 9:54 PM

lmao, big trouble in little china and innerspace XD

Big Trouble in Little China:

Egg Shen: It will come out no more!
Jack: WHAT? HUH? What'll come out no more??

Good Morning Vietnam:

Adrian: Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.

Quigley Down Under:

Crazy Cora: You know, if we're lost, you can tell me.
Quigley: We're lost.
Crazy Cora: I can take bad news. Just tell me straight.
Quigley: I don't know where the hell we are.
Crazy Cora: No sense takin' time to make it sound better than it is.
Quigley: I reckon we're goin' in circles.
Crazy Cora: Wire things up and I'll see right through. So, just tell me honestly. Are we lost?
Quigley: Nope. I know exactly where we are.
Crazy Cora: That's good, 'cause, frankly, I was gettin' a little worried.
Quigley: I don't know where we're goin' but there's no use bein' late.

Major Ashley-Pitt: In our experience, Americans are uncouth misfits who should be run out of their own barbaric country.
Quigley: Well, Lieutenant...
Major Ashley-Pitt: Major.
Quigley: Major. We already run the misfits outta our country. We sent 'em back to England.

FREELANCERTEX

Sunday, November 2, 2008 10:04 PM

gotta get Kelly's Heroes in there ^_^

Oddball: Hey, man.
Big Joe: What are you doing?
Oddball: I'm drinking wine and eating cheese, and catching some rays, you know.
Big Joe: What's happening?
Oddball: Well, the tank's broke and they're trying to fix it.
Big Joe: Well, then, why the hell aren't you up there helping them?
Oddball: [chuckles] Aw man, I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work.

Oddball: Well, it doesn't look like there's any bridges left still up.
Tank Crewman: [pointing at a map] Hey, what's that?
Oddball: That's a bridge.
Moriarity: Yeah...but even so, we've still got a river to cross [points] right over there.
Oddball: Well this is a railroad bridge, ain't it?
Moriarity: Sure.
Oddball: Well, then, beautiful. We roll onto the tracks and right over the mother bridge.
Moriarity: 'Right over the mother bridge.' Sure. Suppose the bridge ain't there.
Oddball: Aw, man...don't hit me with them negative waves so early in the morning.

MACBAKER

Monday, November 3, 2008 2:54 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by OPPYH:
The Princess Bride has many, many quotable lines, but here's my favorite:

Inigo-Give us the gate key

Guard-I have no gate key

Inigo-Fezzik tear his arms off

Guard-Oh you mean this gate key!

What funny movie quotes do you have?

Fezzik: "I'm with the Brute Squad."

Miracle Max: "You are the Brute Squad!"

I'd given some thought to movin' off the edge -- not an ideal location -- thinkin' a place in the middle.

OPPYH

Monday, November 3, 2008 7:08 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by freelancertex:
Quigley Down Under

Crazy Cora: You know, if we're lost, you can tell me.
Quigley: We're lost.
Crazy Cora: I can take bad news. Just tell me straight.
Quigley: I don't know where the hell we are.
Crazy Cora: No sense takin' time to make it sound better than it is.
Quigley: I reckon we're goin' in circles.
Crazy Cora: Wire things up and I'll see right through. So, just tell me honestly. Are we lost?
Quigley: Nope. I know exactly where we are.
Crazy Cora: That's good, 'cause, frankly, I was gettin' a little worried.
Quigley: I don't know where we're goin' but there's no use bein' late.

Brilliant! LOL.

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