Darkseid and Galactus support McCain for President

POSTED BY: chrisisall
UPDATED: Saturday, October 11, 2008 19:15
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CHRISISALL

Friday, October 10, 2008 10:11 PM

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AIP Friday, September 10, 2008
Galactus and Darkseid, two of this Multiverse's most powerful beings, have decided to throw in with McCain & Palin. They have no Earthly currency, but believed their names alone might help win the votes of potentially terrorized millions.
When directly questioned, Galactus was his usual silent self, however Darkseid kept smiling, saying, "McCain...heh heh, McCain..." over and over.

Thanks to NASA for help with this story.

Whoahisall

WHOZIT

Friday, October 10, 2008 10:17 PM

I'm going to put on my tinfoil hat and talk to them myself.

CHRISISALL

Friday, October 10, 2008 10:33 PM

I think Satan backing Obama has been trumped...

isall

CHRISISALL

Friday, October 10, 2008 11:53 PM

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AIP Friday, September 10
Presidential hopeful John McCain today accepted Galactus' & Darkseid's endorsement with the following statement:
"It is gratifying to see the involvement of beings from other galaxies in the workings of our little world; it gives me great hope for peace on our planet, and a common future for us all."

When questioned as to the destructive forces occasionally unleashed by what radical leftists often term 'these two bad guys', McCain responded:
"Look, they may have had some problems with certain super-hero types in the past, but they have never had any ill will towards our planet as a whole, and deserve all the respect that their awesomeness commands, especially in light of the many deals I have personally just secured for our future planetary and Democratic security. Heh, heh, bye-bye Bin Laden...Ooops! I may be talking out of turn, heh heh."

isall

CHRISISALL

Saturday, October 11, 2008 7:15 PM

"McCain will serve us well."

"Sarah is hot..."