Philadelphia Police mistake Hotdogs for a Bomb
POSTED BY: whozit
UPDATED: Sunday, September 28, 2008 04:01
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http://cbs3.com/topstories/Philadelphia.Phillies.Citizens.2.824722.htm
l Phillies suck anyway.
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Okay, that's pretty darn funny right there.
This world is a comedy for those who think, and a tragedy for those who feel.
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Sadly, the wieners were detonated as a precaution.
Even funnier.. Fremgirl LIKES explod-a-dogs, she puts them in the friggin microwave and nukes em till they blow, says it gives em a certain flavor she prefers.
Alas, poor hot dogs, we barely knew ya!
"HOT DOGS, Armour HOT DOGS
What kind of kids love Armour HOT DOGS?
Big kids, little kids, kids who climb on rocks
fat kids, skinny kids, even kids with chicken pox
love HOT DOGS, Armour HOT DOGS
The dogs kids love to bite!"
-F
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This is my favorite quote from the story:
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Sadly, the wieners were detonated as a precaution.
I can't think of an adequate response. It's funny enough on its own.
"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."
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Originally posted by SAVEWASH:
This is my favorite quote from the story:Quote:
Sadly, the wieners were detonated as a precaution.
I can't think of an adequate response. It's funny enough on its own.
"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."
You're right, that's pure gold. It may have to become a new sig-line.
Mike
Sadly, the wieners were detonated as a precaution...
This world is a comedy for those who think, and a tragedy for those who feel.
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This is at once hilarious and utterly terrifying.
I'd like to think their next job involves no colored wires.
-Danny
We can dance if we want to,
We can leave your friends behind,
'Cause your friends don't dance,
And if they don't dance, well,
They're no Friends of mine,
Say, we can go where we want to,
A Place where they will never find,
And we can act like we come from out of this world,
Leave the Real one far behind
The Band of the week is... Men Without Hats
Gott weiß ich will kein Engel sein.
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Originally posted by SAVEWASH:
This is my favorite quote from the story:Quote:
Sadly, the wieners were detonated as a precaution.
I can't think of an adequate response. It's funny enough on its own.
The ADEQUATE RESPONSE would be to get the Philly Cops to move on down to WASHINGTON , DC , and start detonating some 'wieners' there...
Considering how things have devolved there , it would be an act of 'Brotherly Love' if they'd just get started on that...
It would take quite a while...But when the wiener-blasting cops are done in DC , they could move on toward Wall Street ,
and get the 'Big Dogs'...
I hear that there are Wieners on Wall Street the size of donkey pricks...More to the point , the wieners of Wall Street ARE donkey pricks !
Would make a need for bigger wiener-blasters...
Maybe use Paulson's 'bazooka' against some of his cronies...
Didja KNOW that Paulson says he has a 'bazooka' in his pocket ?
Not kidding...
' Treasury Secretary Hank Paulson will probably never live down his statement to Congress that, "If you have a bazooka in your pocket, and people know you have a bazooka, you may never have to take it out."
Arnold Schwarzenegger tried this, too, when he said, "To those critics who are so pessimistic about our economy, I say: Don't be economic girlie-men." '
http://www.fool.com/investing/dividends-income/2008/09/23/bad-luck-for
-good-banks.aspx
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Principal Skinner tried that once, on The Simpsons.
Chief Wiggum figured it out though.
It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager
" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "
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