BadgersHat vs The Scanner... BH wins!!!
POSTED BY: BadgersHat
UPDATED: Tuesday, May 18, 2004 00:28
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Originally posted by cageybee:
wow, how tall are you?
me
~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."
gunhand is, in fact, not a mean old man, just slightly past his prime and slightly morally ambiguous.
Sorry, I missed this one in all the hullabaloo...
I'm officially like 6'11" and 3/4, but it's easier to just say 7 feet...
--Jefé The Hat
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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne
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Ruttin' hell BadgersHat! You are one tall browncoat. You from Texas by any chance? I thought I was tall at 6'4".
Nice pics. Great to see Alex & Joss out at the signing.
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."
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Originally posted by BadgersHat:Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Hat!!
You just broke my heart! You are a cold, cold man. But have fun in sunny Florida anyway!
Mal-licious
Mal-licious-
I'm SOO sorry to have broken your poor, tender heart... but, alas, I AM spoken for, by a statuesque, 5'10" tall, blonde haired blue eyed spectacularly beautiful woman... who can kill me with, if not her pinky, then certainly with one hand...
So, I must disappoint, tragically... but, in lieu of romance with The Hat, perhaps you and some of the other ladies would like to start a Hat-Harem?
I'd be okay with that, and there IS quite a bit of me to go around...
--Jefé The Hat
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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne
Yeah, but I can kill you with my BRAIN!!
It's ok, I'll TRY to get over you....
Mal-licious
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jefe, thanks for the answer...and sorry about the whining.
i was curious, is there a sign-up sheet for hat-harems or do i have to talk to astriana or something? i mean, who do i have to sleep with to get to the top around here? 
me
~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."
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Originally posted by cageybee:
i mean, who do i have to sleep with to get to the top around here?
me
Apparently everyone! At least, that's what I've had to do.
Mal-licious
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Originally posted by Astriana:Quote:
Originally posted by BadgersHat:
[BI'm SOO sorry to have broken your poor, tender heart... but, alas, I AM spoken for, by a statuesque, 5'10" tall, blonde haired blue eyed spectacularly beautiful woman... who can kill me with, if not her pinky, then certainly with one hand...
--Jefé The Hat
HAT!! And all this time you've been trying to get me to leave the hubby! You could have played it off that you were coming to see me, but NO, you had to put the height in there... You're busted, Mister! (
)~A~
El Jefe Magnifico's Mistress... of Communications and Harems...
...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.
Shhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! I'm trying to throw your husband off the trail...
--Jefé The Hat
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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne
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Originally posted by Malicious:Quote:
Originally posted by BadgersHat:Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Hat!!
You just broke my heart! You are a cold, cold man. But have fun in sunny Florida anyway!
Mal-licious
Mal-licious-
I'm SOO sorry to have broken your poor, tender heart... but, alas, I AM spoken for, by a statuesque, 5'10" tall, blonde haired blue eyed spectacularly beautiful woman... who can kill me with, if not her pinky, then certainly with one hand...
So, I must disappoint, tragically... but, in lieu of romance with The Hat, perhaps you and some of the other ladies would like to start a Hat-Harem?
I'd be okay with that, and there IS quite a bit of me to go around...
--Jefé The Hat
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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne
Yeah, but I can kill you with my BRAIN!!
It's ok, I'll TRY to get over you....
Mal-licious
Yes, you COULD kill me with your brain, but then you wouldn't have me to lust over....
And it's not possible to get over The Hat!!!!
--Jefé The Hat
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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne
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Originally posted by cageybee:
jefe, thanks for the answer...and sorry about the whining.
i was curious, is there a sign-up sheet for hat-harems or do i have to talk to astriana or something? i mean, who do i have to sleep with to get to the top around here?
me
~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."
You just have to pledge your undying lust for The Immense and Shiny Hat, that's all...
Start a thread for a Hat-Harem, let's see who joins up!!
--Jefé The Hat
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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne
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Originally posted by BadgersHat:
You just have to pledge your undying lust for The Immense and Shiny Hat, that's all...
Start a thread for a Hat-Harem, let's see who joins up!!
--Jefé The Hat
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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne
Excuse me, but I want a harem for myownself. Would it still be called a "harem?" In any case, I wish to be the one haremed around. Or about. Or for.
Mal-licious
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Technically I think "harem" is non-specifical in nature. So I supposed ya could have one Mal-icious.
Personally I wouldn't want a harem myownself... But a Cult of Gunhand would work.
Yeah I know I'll be waiting a long damn time but hey I can still dream!
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around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"
My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html
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