BadgersHat vs The Scanner... BH wins!!!
POSTED BY: BadgersHat
UPDATED: Tuesday, May 18, 2004 00:28
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Someone call out the Japanese Self Defense Forces. It's Godzilla!
Just kidding.
Mostly.
Ya
Giant
Freak.
Sorry, sorry, don't step on me...arrrrgh!
(yes I am in a weird mood, this is nothing new)
..... ha....
Come on, you can do better than THAT!!!
--Jefé The Hat
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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne
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Quote:
Originally posted by BadgersHat:
Anyway, I'll be in Florida this weekend, visiting my beloved... sorry, ladies...
--Jefé The Hat
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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne
Hat!!
You just broke my heart! You are a cold, cold man. But have fun in sunny Florida anyway!
Mal-licious
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El Alto Magnifico, Jefé The Hat:
Gunhand wrote:
Quote:
Someone call out the Japanese Self Defense Forces. It's Godzilla!...
...and you responded:
Quote:
Come on, you can do better than THAT!!!
"Badger'sHat"
by Blue Hand Cult
With a purposeful grimace and terrible sound,
He pulls the spitting high tension wires down.
Bad-gers-hat!
Helpless people on a Disney tram,
Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them.
Bad-gers-hat!
He picks up a bus and he throws it back down
As he wades through the buildings toward the center of O-Town.
Bad-gers-hat!
Oh, no! They say he's got to go!
Bad, Bad, Bad-gers-hat! yeah...
Oh, no! There's goes Orlando !
Bad, Bad, Bad-gers-hat! yeah...
Rinji news o moshiagemasu!
Rinji news o moshiagemasu!
Badger'sHat ga ginza hoomen e mukatte imasu!
Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai!
Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai!
Oh, no! They say he's got to go!
Bad, Bad, Bad-gers-hat! yeah...
Oh, no! There's goes Palmetto !
Bad, Bad, Bad-gers-hat! yeah...
History shows again and again
How nature points up the folly of men
Bad-gers-hat!
(Repeat, ad nauseum)
BTW, while I was researching this little tribute to the Hat, the Cinta Métrica of ThisLand, I finally found that Waldo guy everybody's always trying to find. He's in Florida, just northeast of Gainesville on Hwy 24. So y'all can stop looking, already...
Lyrically,
zoid
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"Even back when, River had that indefinable 'it', y'know? Inquisitive, insightful -- Very focused... Some things never change."
- 'Wash' Warren, Chief Architect and co-proprietor, "Cretaceous Park", Hera; from A Child Shall Lead Them: A History of the Second War of Independence Wilkins, Richard
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Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:
El Alto Magnifico, Jefé The Hat:
Gunhand wrote:Quote:
Someone call out the Japanese Self Defense Forces. It's Godzilla!...
...and you responded:Quote:
Come on, you can do better than THAT!!!
"Badger'sHat"
by Blue Hand Cult
With a purposeful grimace and terrible sound,
He pulls the spitting high tension wires down.
Bad-gers-hat!
Helpless people on a Disney tram,
Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them.
Bad-gers-hat!
He picks up a bus and he throws it back down
As he wades through the buildings toward the center of O-Town.
Bad-gers-hat!
Oh, no! They say he's got to go!
Bad, Bad, Bad-gers-hat! yeah...
Oh, no! There's goes Orlando !
Bad, Bad, Bad-gers-hat! yeah...
Rinji news o moshiagemasu!
Rinji news o moshiagemasu!
Badger'sHat ga ginza hoomen e mukatte imasu!
Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai!
Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai!
Oh, no! They say he's got to go!
Bad, Bad, Bad-gers-hat! yeah...
Oh, no! There's goes Palmetto !
Bad, Bad, Bad-gers-hat! yeah...
History shows again and again
How nature points up the folly of men
Bad-gers-hat!
(Repeat, ad nauseum)
BTW, while I was researching this little tribute to the Hat, the Cinta Métrica of ThisLand, I finally found that Waldo guy everybody's always trying to find. He's in Florida, just northeast of Gainesville on Hwy 24. So y'all can stop looking, already...
Lyrically,
zoid
_________________________________________________
"Even back when, River had that indefinable 'it', y'know? Inquisitive, insightful -- Very focused... Some things never change."
- 'Wash' Warren, Chief Architect and co-proprietor, "Cretaceous Park", Hera; from A Child Shall Lead Them: A History of the Second War of Independence Wilkins, Richard
... Zoid... have you been checked for psychological problems lately? I want you in by Thursday...
... although, I must say, I DO love the effort!!!
--Jefé The Hat
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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne
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Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Hat!!
You just broke my heart! You are a cold, cold man. But have fun in sunny Florida anyway!
Mal-licious
Mal-licious-
I'm SOO sorry to have broken your poor, tender heart... but, alas, I AM spoken for, by a statuesque, 5'10" tall, blonde haired blue eyed spectacularly beautiful woman... who can kill me with, if not her pinky, then certainly with one hand...
So, I must disappoint, tragically... but, in lieu of romance with The Hat, perhaps you and some of the other ladies would like to start a Hat-Harem?
I'd be okay with that, and there IS quite a bit of me to go around...
--Jefé The Hat
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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne
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Quote:
Originally posted by BadgersHat:
[BI'm SOO sorry to have broken your poor, tender heart... but, alas, I AM spoken for, by a statuesque, 5'10" tall, blonde haired blue eyed spectacularly beautiful woman... who can kill me with, if not her pinky, then certainly with one hand...
--Jefé The Hat
HAT!! And all this time you've been trying to get me to leave the hubby! You could have played it off that you were coming to see me, but NO, you had to put the height in there... You're busted, Mister! (
)~A~
El Jefe Magnifico's Mistress... of Communications and Harems...
...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.
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BadgersHat, you look like you're a pup. I feel like I should tuck you in bed, and read you a story! 
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Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
BadgersHat, you look like you're a pup. I feel like I should tuck you in bed, and read you a story!
Just don't read him Stomping on Tokyo For Dummies or...well actually do. Just let me call my realitor friend up first, hmmm, Osaka looks good...Factor in the post-destruction cost...hmmmm...
Zoid, you're my kind of crazy. Keep it up.
*takes some of his special blue pills and adjusts his foil hat*
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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"
My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html
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Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
BadgersHat, you look like you're a pup. I feel like I should tuck you in bed, and read you a story!
Yeah, a 29 year old pup at that...
--Jefé The Hat
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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne
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um, jefe, i know that we don't really know each other and....*looks down and kicks at the dirt*...well, i was wondering if i could get my question answered? you're just so tall, and you answered a lot of other's questions...and you're just so tall....
me
~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."
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