Worst Endings You Can Think Of For Serenity?

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UPDATED: Wednesday, July 14, 2004 16:07
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GAMBIT3

Sunday, May 16, 2004 3:33 AM

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Originally posted by sanmi:
fox stops the entire production saying the rights still belong to them

this one got me.

I'll be in my bunk.

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SUCCATASH

Sunday, May 16, 2004 3:36 AM

Succatash runs over to the deflated Gambit and pulls out a tire pump. He sticks the needle into Gambit and after a few minutes of furious pumping Gambit is okay. Gambit hands Tash a 20 dollar bill.

CALHOUN

Sunday, May 16, 2004 6:10 AM

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Succatash wrote:
Saturday, May 15, 2004 13:47
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Originally posted by Calhoun:
The whole crew except for River die. River finds a subspace/temporal distortion or some such and plows serenity into it going back in time just far enough to bring the crew back and change history.
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LOL, hey, don't be stealing from Star Trek!

Hehe, you noticed the slight trekist flair.

Maybe not so slight. Seems just about every episode of trek had some sort of subspace or temporal distortion didnt it :)

HELL'S KITTEN

Sunday, May 16, 2004 6:46 PM

There are far too many bad endings I can think of, mainly cuz I'm a pessimist. Here are my top two for now...

1. Mal stands over Jayne's dead body and says "Yep." (beat) "That was an interesting day...."

2. The End.

BENDIS

Sunday, May 16, 2004 7:25 PM

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Originally posted by Calhoun:
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Succatash wrote:
Saturday, May 15, 2004 13:47
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Originally posted by Calhoun:
The whole crew except for River die. River finds a subspace/temporal distortion or some such and plows serenity into it going back in time just far enough to bring the crew back and change history.
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LOL, hey, don't be stealing from Star Trek!

Hehe, you noticed the slight trekist flair.

Maybe not so slight. Seems just about every episode of trek had some sort of subspace or temporal distortion didnt it :)

Weren't Federation ships the worst made ever. Enterprise flagship of the Federation! And yet every backwater race could knock out their engines and shields with one gorram shot! Rather fly on Serenity. Had no shields and they didn't kill the engine when they were shooting at them (The Message).

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"We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis.
You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die. Huh? Look at that chiseled jaw."

BENDIS

Sunday, May 16, 2004 7:28 PM

At the end of Serenity a FOX exec comes on and explains everything that was going to happen in the TV show leaving Joss with nothing to work with to bring it back onto television.

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"We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis.
You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die. Huh? Look at that chiseled jaw."

DARKHOOD

Sunday, May 16, 2004 7:42 PM

Mal and the crew of Serenity spend the whole film waging a war against The Alliance. It's a war of epic proportions and makes the fights in Return of the King look like a pre-school play. Near the end Mal stands over the dead body of the leader of The Alliance. In the background you see Zoe and Wash hugging and smiling (Zoe is holding two new born babies). Simon and Kaylee kiss and Simon gets on one kness and proposess. During the war River bumped her head and now she is no longer crazy. Book becomes head of the church and also helps Mal find his faith. Inara walks up to Mal and kisses him. Mal stops the kiss but then pulls her back. Jayne is also seen having sex with 5 sexy ladies in the background. Everything is perfect when suddenly we hear voices.

Voice: Malcolm get of your ass! We got customers need serving.

Mal is sleeping in a chair in a small room. He wakes up with a startle. We see he is wearing a McDonald's uniform complete with a McDonald's cap. He stands up quickly.

Mal: Sorry sir. Won't happen again.

We pan round to see Jayne wearing a fine suit. He is wearing a badge which says "Manager Jayne Cobb".

Jayne: It better not of I'll sling you back out on the dirty street you came from.

Mal: Sorry sir.

Mal gets up and runs to the counter in the front. When he gets there we see Kaylee wearing a similer uniform.

Mal: Hey Kaylee

She just stares at him and gives him that disgusted look.

Kaylee: Where you been loser? I had to cover for you jackass.

Mal: Well, I---

Kaylee: Whatever dumbass. I'm off with my boyfriend.

She turns and walks out the resturant. Outside we see Simon head to toe in leather near a Motorcycle. Kaylee jumps on the back and they drive off. Inara then walks in with Zoe and Wash. They are all dresses in casual clothes. Wash with his arm around Zoe. Mal gets all tongue tied when Inara walks up to the counter.

Inara: Two happy meals and a Big Mac. Coke for all of them.

Mal: Erm...Hey....Ah....What----

Inara: Could you hurry up please?

Mal looks slightly hurt as he runs off to get the order. Just as he is doing it he notices a girl spraying graffiti on the wall outside. It's River with a group of friends. They all laugh as she writes "Old Men Suck". She then runs off as Book yells out at them from a window above waving his walking stick around. It turns out that the whole Firefly universe was the dream of a pathetic 30 something year old virgin that still lives with his mum.

THE END

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Mal's on the ground, about to get speared by Crow. A shot rings out. Crow is kneecapped.

Mal: Nice shot.

Jayne: I was aiming for his head.

AMG88

Sunday, May 16, 2004 7:44 PM

worst endding

they all turn into clowns coz thats scary bahh im scared thinking of it im gonna go hide under my bed where there are no clowns oh even worse the clowns then get eatten by giant spiders ok im going now hide under bed

MUTT999

Monday, May 17, 2004 12:37 AM

If after the closing credits, they don't have a short funny clip

"That's the buffet table....."

RIV

Monday, May 17, 2004 1:56 AM

The crew fights an awesome battle against the Blue Sun, which is really the Alliance. In the end, they win and there is a large battle. As Mal stares at the ruins of the Alliance, a soft song strikes up. We leave Mal and go to....

Zoe and Wash with tons of little children. They're outside a city and Wash is teaching them to fly while a smiling Zoe looks on.

Book, now in a church and saying a Mass to a rather large group of people on some border planet.

Jayne, is in a bar playing darts. He gets a call on his com and walks out to his brand new ship. It's time to go to work.

Kaylee and Simon, walking hand in hand, both wearing matching wedding bands. They walk into a small town. Simon with his bag and Kaylee with her tool belt.

River, who magically got sane again and who is no longer disturbed by what happened, on a stage dancing to a ballet.

Finally, Mal comes walking up to his farm house on Shadow. Inara comes from the house, a hand on her large belly and three older kids following her. Mal picks one up, kisses Inara and they head inside, but not before Mal can say... "It's been a good day."

The credits roll with that stupid soft song.

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Two by two. Hands of blue.-River Tam

I support River and Jayne!
I support Zoe and Wash!
I support Simon and Kaylee!
I support Mal and Inara!

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