THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION YOU ALL BEEN ASKING!

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UPDATED: Saturday, May 29, 2004 21:59
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WHOODAHN

Sunday, May 16, 2004 4:03 PM

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Originally posted by Gunhand:
It was a small yet entrancing growth which resembled Anne Murray that Stalin had removed from his knee and kept in a jar of alcohol. Unfortunately it kept growing and growing at a prodigious rate, soon outstripping the weak Soviet era glass of the containment jar until finally the only solution was to attach an egg timer to it and launch it into space.

This astonishing fact was only finally made public in 1999 (which is 666 upside down with a 1 in front of it!) when the KGB opened their secret files to intrepid reporters for "The Paper" which is also known by those without subscriptions as the Weekly World News.

The artist formerly known as Prince and currently known as Prince, sang a duet with Anne Murray in Russia, I believe they sang 1999. It didn't make sense at the time but I see the connection now.

"I ain't crazy and I've got papers to prove it"

BIKISDAD

Sunday, May 16, 2004 4:10 PM

Isn't SPAM just short for SPAce Monkey?

"That'll put marzipan on your pie plate, bingo!"

GUNHAND

Sunday, May 16, 2004 4:16 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by WhooDahn:
Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
It was a small yet entrancing growth which resembled Anne Murray that Stalin had removed from his knee and kept in a jar of alcohol. Unfortunately it kept growing and growing at a prodigious rate, soon outstripping the weak Soviet era glass of the containment jar until finally the only solution was to attach an egg timer to it and launch it into space.

This astonishing fact was only finally made public in 1999 (which is 666 upside down with a 1 in front of it!) when the KGB opened their secret files to intrepid reporters for "The Paper" which is also known by those without subscriptions as the Weekly World News.

The artist formerly known as Prince and currently known as Prince, sang a duet with Anne Murray in Russia, I believe they sang 1999. It didn't make sense at the time but I see the connection now.

"I ain't crazy and I've got papers to prove it"

It's all about connecting the dots...

*nods sagely*

I mean there are some people who belives Unknown Armies is fiction, but little do they know of the terrors of the Scottish Restaurant Conspiracy.

I believe SPAM is Space Ham though, but that too is one of the mysteries of the universe. I'd say more but...I don't want the Men In Black to show up. Not Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones, they'd be kind of cool to hang out with on an otherwise slow day, but the real ones. The Real Ones.

*puts on his foil hat and taps the side of his nose*

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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

YORKY

Sunday, May 16, 2004 4:17 PM

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Originally posted by bikisdad:
Isn't SPAM just short for SPAce Monkey?

I always wondered what it was made out of.

BENDIS

Sunday, May 16, 2004 6:53 PM

I thought everyone knew that SPAM was a combination of ham, space monkey and an unidentifiable gellatinous goo? Must just be me.

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"We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis.
You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die. Huh? Look at that chiseled jaw."

INSIGHT SPINNER

Sunday, May 16, 2004 9:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Bendis:
I thought everyone knew that SPAM was a combination of ham, space monkey and an unidentifiable gellatinous goo? Must just be me.

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"We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis.
You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die. Huh? Look at that chiseled jaw."

That goo would be dessicated spit.

And, FYI, spit predates the sp... convention, so it's just spit, but they collect it from spuns (space nuns) and women living in sppurdah (that would be space harems.)

insight spinner
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Just an object. It doesn't mean what you think....

BADGERSHAT

Sunday, May 16, 2004 10:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by DarkHood:
A Condom 500 years in the future will be called a Spondom.

Well, thank god, I was starting to get worried...

--Jefé The Hat

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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

EBONEZER

Sunday, May 16, 2004 10:25 PM

Oh i get it now! Those stupid worthless little spork things came from space.

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METROPOLIS

Sunday, May 16, 2004 10:37 PM

SPAM is an acronym for Specially Pressed American Meat, and was initially created to ship to Europe during and after WWII.

Haha about sporks and sputnik! The spork think is porbably true (does anyone know who actually invented them?), but does that mean spoons are also extraterrestrial? I wanna see an Oon.

"Once in flight school, I was laconic..." -Wash

EBONEZER

Sunday, May 16, 2004 10:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by bikisdad:
Isn't SPAM just short for SPAce Monkey?

Eggs, ham, bacon, and spam.
Spam, eggs, sausage and spam.
Spam, eggs, spam, toast, spam and spam.
Spam, spam, spam, eggs and spam.
Spam, spam, spam, spam, eggs, spam and spam.
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, and spam.

if you look at the word spam for a long time it looks really weird.

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