THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION YOU ALL BEEN ASKING!
POSTED BY: DarkHood
UPDATED: Saturday, May 29, 2004 21:59
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Originally posted by DarkHood:
A Condom 500 years in the future will be called a Spondom.
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Mal's on the ground, about to get speared by Crow. A shot rings out. Crow is kneecapped.
Mal: Nice shot.
Jayne: I was aiming for his head.
Actually i think its more likely to be a Spcondom kind of like a jew is a Spjew...
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MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.
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Noooo, Spam was actually short for SPiced hAM.
Specially Pressed American Meat, though, LOL!!! and 
Now will somebody come along and tell us what it REALLY stood for back in 1940 something????
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Originally posted by Gunhand:Quote:
Originally posted by WhooDahn:Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
It was a small yet entrancing growth which resembled Anne Murray that Stalin had removed from his knee and kept in a jar of alcohol. Unfortunately it kept growing and growing at a prodigious rate, soon outstripping the weak Soviet era glass of the containment jar until finally the only solution was to attach an egg timer to it and launch it into space.
This astonishing fact was only finally made public in 1999 (which is 666 upside down with a 1 in front of it!) when the KGB opened their secret files to intrepid reporters for "The Paper" which is also known by those without subscriptions as the Weekly World News.
The artist formerly known as Prince and currently known as Prince, sang a duet with Anne Murray in Russia, I believe they sang 1999. It didn't make sense at the time but I see the connection now.
"I ain't crazy and I've got papers to prove it"
It's all about connecting the dots...
*nods sagely*
I mean there are some people who belives Unknown Armies is fiction, but little do they know of the terrors of the Scottish Restaurant Conspiracy.
I believe SPAM is Space Ham though, but that too is one of the mysteries of the universe. I'd say more but...I don't want the Men In Black to show up. Not Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones, they'd be kind of cool to hang out with on an otherwise slow day, but the real ones. The Real Ones.
*puts on his foil hat and taps the side of his nose*
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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"
My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html
Come on people...don't you know anything Spam CLEARLY is an acronym for
Stuff Posing As Meat
i have solved the mystery for you
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MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.
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Hello, fellow warders:
Very interesting insights, one and all.
Allow me to correct my earlier post: You should all stop leaving your drinks unattended when you go to the loo.
In a related story, posted by Sptimothy Spoleary's Spleen, a massive quantity of d-lysergic acid diethylamide-25 escaped from a laboratory at UC-Berkeley in aerosol form. The large plume was last seen traveling eastward, carried along by the Santa Anas.
That would 'splain it...
Hallucinogenically,
zoid
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"Even back when, River had that indefinable 'it', y'know? Inquisitive, insightful -- Very focused... Some things never change."
- 'Wash' Warren, Chief Architect and co-proprietor, "Cretaceous Park", Hera; from A Child Shall Lead Them: A History of the Second War of Independence Wilkins, Richard
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Originally posted by Leafy:
Now will somebody come along and tell us what it REALLY stood for back in 1940 something????
Ask and you shall receive! This is from www.spam.com.
1937: SPAM is born! Originally called HORMEL Spiced Ham, the company holds a contest to create a name as distinctive as the taste. The winner, Kenneth Daigneau, receives the grand prize... $100.
Other important 1937 occurrences: Amelia Earhart, disappears in her attempt to be the first woman to fly around the world; Route 66 is officially completed, total distance: 2,448 miles (that's 39 million cans of SPAM laid end-to-end!); the Golden Gate Bridge open.
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Originally posted by Xarr:Quote:
Originally posted by Leafy:
Now will somebody come along and tell us what it REALLY stood for back in 1940 something????
Ask and you shall receive! This is from www.spam.com.
1937: SPAM is born! Originally called HORMEL Spiced Ham, the company holds a contest to create a name as distinctive as the taste. The winner, Kenneth Daigneau, receives the grand prize... $100.
Other important 1937 occurrences: Amelia Earhart, disappears in her attempt to be the first woman to fly around the world; Route 66 is officially completed, total distance: 2,448 miles (that's 39 million cans of SPAM laid end-to-end!); the Golden Gate Bridge open.
I still like mine better... i'm going to go pout now...
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MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.
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Oh I think, with out a doubt, that yours is FAR more accurate. I imagine Hormel's ad execs had quite the fun time coming up with a name for their "heavily-processed-meat-type-food-stuffs", hence the naming contest. I think you should write to Hormel and demand your $100, for your highly superior name.
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Originally posted by Xarr:
Oh I think, with out a doubt, that yours is FAR more accurate. I imagine Hormel's ad execs had quite the fun time coming up with a name for their "heavily-processed-meat-type-food-stuffs", hence the naming contest. I think you should write to Hormel and demand your $100, for your highly superior name.
Ah ... the ugly old bad days. I remember when the makers of TANG were bragging in commercials that it was the stuff astronauts drank in space.
I finally got to taste the stuff when I was about six ... and I thought: "Poor astronauts!"
Cheers,
Annik
... my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.
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Actually i think its more likely to be a Spcondom kind of like a jew is a Spjew...
Riddle me this,
Why aren't Jew and Sioux spelled the same?
"I ain't crazy and I've got papers to prove it"
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Ah ... the ugly old bad days. I remember when the makers of TANG were bragging in commercials that it was the stuff astronauts drank in space.
Does TANG stand for This Ain't No Good?
I love using double negatives.
"I ain't crazy and I've got papers to prove it"
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