THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION YOU ALL BEEN ASKING!

POSTED BY: DarkHood
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DARKHOOD

Sunday, May 16, 2004 11:14 AM

A Condom 500 years in the future will be called a Spondom.

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Mal's on the ground, about to get speared by Crow. A shot rings out. Crow is kneecapped.

Mal: Nice shot.

Jayne: I was aiming for his head.

ZOID

Sunday, May 16, 2004 12:04 PM

DarkHood:

Umm... okay...

On a side note, you should stop leaving your drink unattended when you go to the loo.

Respectfully,

zoid

LADYPANDORA

Sunday, May 16, 2004 12:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by DarkHood:
A Condom 500 years in the future will be called a Spondom.

Because it's a space condom, I take it? Just like a llama in the future will be a Spllama.

"Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!?...Oh right, that would be me. Back to work."

WHOODAHN

Sunday, May 16, 2004 1:33 PM

I really don't want to know what you did last night that made you think of that.

"I ain't crazy and I've got papers to prove it"

AURAPTOR

Sunday, May 16, 2004 2:09 PM

Yes, because everyone knows that by putting the word 'space' in front of just about anything automatically makes it seem all futuristic and super cool. Like.....space monkey

" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

YORKY

Sunday, May 16, 2004 2:35 PM

The makers of Spam were way ahead of their time.

GUNHAND

Sunday, May 16, 2004 2:37 PM

But Space Monkeys are cool!

Although I think the proper term is Spmonkey.

Which sounds like it should be a word in Lithuanian. Freaky.

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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

JERSEYBROWNCOAT

Sunday, May 16, 2004 2:56 PM

Someone remind me what an "utnik" was before it went into space?

GUNHAND

Sunday, May 16, 2004 3:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by JerseyBrowncoat:
Someone remind me what an "utnik" was before it went into space?

It was a small yet entrancing growth which resembled Anne Murray that Stalin had removed from his knee and kept in a jar of alcohol. Unfortunately it kept growing and growing at a prodigious rate, soon outstripping the weak Soviet era glass of the containment jar until finally the only solution was to attach an egg timer to it and launch it into space.

This astonishing fact was only finally made public in 1999 (which is 666 upside down with a 1 in front of it!) when the KGB opened their secret files to intrepid reporters for "The Paper" which is also known by those without subscriptions as the Weekly World News.

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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

WHOODAHN

Sunday, May 16, 2004 3:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by JerseyBrowncoat:
Someone remind me what an "utnik" was before it went into space?

I think it's related to the 'astic' and 'asim' family of genetic mutations.

"I ain't crazy and I've got papers to prove it"

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