Whose a*s could YOU kick in RWED, and why?
POSTED BY: chrisisall
UPDATED: Monday, September 15, 2008 17:50
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I could totally kick ChrisIsAlls ass!
Then I would be anasskicerisall!
I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"
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Originally posted by Fremdfirma:
I still say he woulda took the Operative if Inara hadn't broken that up, all that fancy shit will wear a guy out quick, at which point he's just easy meat, Mal woulda wore him down and then finished him off up close where all them sweeping moves do ya no good.
Mal didn't follow the rules. He shot the Operative, but didn't make sure he was finished. Never leave an enemy behind you that you aren't sure is hors de combat. "Bullet to the brainpan" would have been effective. This is a major fallacy in so many movies, both action and horror.
As for me, I ain't gonna kick nobody's ass. "Run away" is always plan A. Plan B involves BTTB, as noted above.
"Keep the Shiny side up"
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Originally posted by chrisisall:Quote:I'll smile when I hand you your smelly butt...for me to poop on!!!
Originally posted by AURaptor:
Smile when you say that, biotch.
Triumphisall
Watch it Chrissy, or Triumph will hunt you down and gnaw off your naughty bits.
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Originally posted by chrisisall:
Me- I could kick Hero's ass, cause he's soft- all he does is talk & cook steaks on his BBQ.
Sure, you could do that. And I do talk and cook steaks...talk to cops, cook steak for cops...
So that means that my friends with badges, guns, and tasers would take it personally. They'd arrest you for assault, escort you to the ground, ask you to stop resisting (and you'd be resisting no matter how cooperative you were). Taser, strip search, sweaty cellmate sex, court, jury, conviction, jail, civil action, judgement, debtor, and me...laughing last.
Ha, ha, ha...
Or, I'd shoot you. I'd feel bad about it...but you came at me with a knife (and there'd be a knife), I had no choice.
H
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Yeah, ChrisIsAll could kick my a*s, but Finn had me rolling on the floor laughing my a*s off.
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Quote:Shinanju is the most deadliest form, all others are but a shadow.
Originally posted by Finn mac Cumhal:
I learned kungfu from a real kungfu master, fresh off the boat from China. I kid you not. Supposedly I learned the “real kungfu,” not “American kungfu.” And I learned the “most deadliest kungfu.”
Chuenisall
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well, I'm mostly a lurker who keeps trying to make ya'lls argument make sense, and I consistantly fail (half because I have no clue what the hell ya'll are talking about, half because I can't keep most of you guys with the same avatar straight!), but, I'm pretty sure ya'll could kick my ass in a fistfight, if I had a gun or a couple knives ya'll be in trouble
Oh, that reminds me, anyone who has one of the generic default avatars that would like a customized one, I'd be willing to make avatars for people (just tell me stuff like what you'd like on it, what size, whatever)! I do need help in keeping ya'll straight (the ones with the generic ones with no signature, at any rate)
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Quote:And I'll bet Finn could dance MY *ss off!
Yeah, ChrisIsAll could kick my a*s, but Finn had me rolling on the floor laughing my a*s off.
So, meet me at high noon... on the dance floor!
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Any idea, no matter how much you may agree with it, can be radicalized and employed as an excuse for violence. There is no such thing as a righteous or untouchable philosophy, and when you start thinking that there is, you have become an extremist.- Finn Mac Cumhal
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I ... UHHhhhmmmm ... foxtrot, rumba, cha cha, waltz, polka, and swing - all very, very badly.
Do you happen to know if they make steel-toed dress shoes ? (I'm asking on behalf of any dance partner who may be brave enough to show up. 
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I'd change it, but I dunno how.
Already have a graphic for it tho.
Yeah, that's Lucy - think about it for a minute, and you may understand.
-Frem
It cannot be said enough, those who do not learn from history, are doomed to endlessly repeat it
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