Worst Endings You Can Think Of For Serenity?
POSTED BY: DarkHood
UPDATED: Wednesday, July 14, 2004 16:07
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How about:
It's revealed that the leader of the Alliance is actually Book, who then challenges Mal to a sword duel to the death. After minutes of fighting, Book cuts off Mal's hand and...
Book: No, Mal. I am your Father.
Mal: NOOOOOOOO!
Fades to reveal:
"Conclusion to follow in Episode II: Return of the Tightpants. Written and directed by George Lucas. Brought to you by FOX."
Just thinking about that one makes me nauseous.
I think I'm gonna have nightmares..
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Conquering the galaxy with terrifying space monkeys, one ship at a time...
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The whole crew except for River die. River finds a subspace/temporal distortion or some such and plows serenity into it going back in time just far enough to bring the crew back and change history.
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Stizo:
Is that as in 'mestizo'? ¿Que pasa, hombre? Okay, here's a shot at your JotD: "The Reaver gets 'Fed' up and leaves the bar wearing a new Shepherd-skin coat." 'Just keep wokkin', Preacher Man'...
Sounds like you'll be first in line to see "Star Wars III: The Sudden But Inevitable Betrayal". I've got a fantasy in which the poster for the flick portrays limp-noodle, 6'1" Hayden Christensen draped in the original Darth costume worn by former weight-lifting champion and 6'7" David Prowse. Hilarious. Maybe the Dark Side makes you 6" taller and deepens the voice two octaves. And then they could end the movie by having Darth Hayden board Leia's diplomatic shuttle in a reprise from Ep IV (25 years ago), and strangle a midget by holding him suspended in the air by the throat.
Y'know, I used to think George Lucas was a genius; but then he started believing his own press. Now, when he does 'interviews' with Leonard Schmaltzin on those increasingly mangled Star Wars re-releases, he has this God-like quality to his speech and facial expressions. One is distinctly reminded of Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, Babs Streisand and every other celebrity that falls prey to this horrifying disease.
Please, Joss, if you're out there somewhere, listening: Don't let this happen to you, when Firefly: Serenity hits big. Keep your head.
Respectfully,
zoid
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"Even back when, River had that indefinable 'it', y'know? Inquisitive, insightful -- Very focused... Some things never change."
- 'Wash' Warren, Chief Architect and co-proprietor, "Cretaceous Park", Hera; from A Child Shall Lead Them: A History of the Second War of Independence Wilkins, Richard
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Absolute worst possible ending...
You watch from the bridge of Alliance cruiser as Serenity is destroyed...one of the shuttles launches at the last second...but is consumed by the explosion. The camera pulls back and someone off screen asks the Alliance Captain "Any survivors"? He responds "None". As the camera pans right you see two Blue Hands Alliance "suits" standing by the exit. "What a shame" one says, and they both turn to leave the bridge. As they leave you see an small pin on one of their lapels. It says "FOX"...
He he...sorry, had an evil 
moment! 
Burn the land, boil the sea...
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Originally posted by britchick:
Worst ending? How about this/
Mal and Inara get hitched, in a double ceremony with Simon and Kaylee, Book is the Minister. At the reception, Zoe announces she is pregnant, and River and Jayne announce their engagement.
Patience is a guest at the wedding, and she and Book lock eyes across the crowded room. It turns out she is the reason he went into the Abbey. They were in love years before, but she left him after discovering she was pregnant by another man. She just disappeared, never explained to Book.
Wash discovers that he has a long lost half-sister, and she arrives at the Reception. It's none other than YoSaffBridge.
Meanwhile, Patience tells Book that his sister, whom he hasn't seen for about thirty years. had an illegitimate daughter. She was adopted by some ranch folk.
Book steps in to stop a fight between YoSaffBridge and Patience. YoSaffBridge recognised the mother she had only seen in photographs, and attacked her mother for abandoning her.
Book is badly gashed and needs a transfusion but he is a rare blood type. Turns out Zoe is the same rare blood type. Coincidence?
In the last ten minutes of the film, all is resolved and everyone is happy. YoSaffBridge and Patience are reconciled, Book and Zoe realise they are uncle and niece.
They all realise the value of family
How sweet.
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Quote:LOL, hey, don't be stealing from Star Trek!
Originally posted by Calhoun:
The whole crew except for River die. River finds a subspace/temporal distortion or some such and plows serenity into it going back in time just far enough to bring the crew back and change history.
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don't this could be a worse ending compared to those above me but here goes:
Mal has a life changing experience and decides to open a fast food chain on a small planet where the rest of the crew work for the rest of their happy lives flipping burgers in the arse end of nowhere.
still working on the life changing experience..maybe he eats haggis..
i dunno it changed my life
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Seriouly but if Kaylee and Simon get together I will have to stop watching it.
The whole point of firefly is to make sure they are never alone together. Where is the fun if it does work out!
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Seriouly but if Kaylee and Simon get together I will have to stop watching it.
The whole point of firefly is to make sure they are never alone together. Where is the fun if it does work out!
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