Worst Endings You Can Think Of For Serenity?
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UPDATED: Wednesday, July 14, 2004 16:07
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What is the worst ending you can think of for the end of the Serenity film?
The whole crew dies and Joss anouncess a TV spin-off called Book - The Abby Years. The show is put on Fox and cancelled after 5 episodes (3 of which are shown in the dead of night).
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Mal's on the ground, about to get speared by Crow. A shot rings out. Crow is kneecapped.
Mal: Nice shot.
Jayne: I was aiming for his head.
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Filming has completed when Universal gets jittery and brings in Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael Bay to retool it for a more mass market appeal.
SergeantX
"Dream a little dream or you can live a little dream. I'd rather live it, cause dreamers always chase but never get it." Aesop Rock
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Originally posted by SergeantX:
Filming has completed when Universal gets jittery and brings in Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael Bay to retool it for a more mass market appeal.
[puts fingers in ears]LalalalalalalalaIcan'thearyoulalalalalalala
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Quote:
Originally posted by SergeantX:
Filming has completed when Universal gets jittery and brings in Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael Bay to retool it for a more mass market appeal.
SergeantX
........................ that's just wrong....... even as a joke........... dear GOD, can you imagine?
There'd be jets flying overhead in every shot, the American flag waving in the background in every close-up....
--Jefé The Hat
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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne
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After Mal and crew save the day, the movie ends with a musical number and the crew dances around and gives each other high-fives to the song "We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister.
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The worst ending? Well, if Bruckheimer and Bay get involved (and they will, unless Joss unleashes Angel and Buffy on them, maybe with a little help from SpiderMan), Serenity will end like this: Shepherd Book will struggle to his feet, just to prove that it can be done. Then the entire crew will go on a suicide mission to bomb the Alliance capital, but after it's done, they'll crash in the wilderness of Whitefall, chased by Alliance troops. Wash will bravely throw himself on a grenade, saving Mal's life. Then a bunch of Reavers will show up and escort them to safety, just in time to arrive back at Serenity Valley to inform Zoe that Wash is dead. Then we'll see Mal and Inara together, with Mal Jr., on a farm somewhere, learning to fly. Then cue a bad Faith Hill song. . .yeah, that's definetely how it will end if Blue Sun. . oh excuse me, Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael Bay, get involved.
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The film is wrapped and Joss shows it to Universal. They love it but think it needs a bit more star power. So they decide to replace the whole cast.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is Captain Malcolm 'Mal' Reynolds
Whoopi Goldberg is Zoe Warren
Cameron Diaz is Inara Serra
Adam Sandler is 'Wash' Warren
Jackie Chan is Jayne Cobb
Jennifer Aniston is Kaywinnit Lee 'Kaylee' Frye
Leonardo DiCaprio is Simon Tam
Haley Joel Osment is River Tam
Anthony Hopkins is Shepherd Book
and Mr. T as the voice of Serenity
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Mal's on the ground, about to get speared by Crow. A shot rings out. Crow is kneecapped.
Mal: Nice shot.
Jayne: I was aiming for his head.
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Haley Joel Osment is River Tam
That's really funny. I could just imagine some studio doing that.They'd be horrific but I could actually imagine that cast.
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Worst ending? How about this/
Mal and Inara get hitched, in a double ceremony with Simon and Kaylee, Book is the Minister. At the reception, Zoe announces she is pregnant, and River and Jayne announce their engagement.
Patience is a guest at the wedding, and she and Book lock eyes across the crowded room. It turns out she is the reason he went into the Abbey. They were in love years before, but she left him after discovering she was pregnant by another man. She just disappeared, never explained to Book.
Wash discovers that he has a long lost half-sister, and she arrives at the Reception. It's none other than YoSaffBridge.
Meanwhile, Patience tells Book that his sister, whom he hasn't seen for about thirty years. had an illegitimate daughter. She was adopted by some ranch folk.
Book steps in to stop a fight between YoSaffBridge and Patience. YoSaffBridge recognised the mother she had only seen in photographs, and attacked her mother for abandoning her.
Book is badly gashed and needs a transfusion but he is a rare blood type. Turns out Zoe is the same rare blood type. Coincidence?
In the last ten minutes of the film, all is resolved and everyone is happy. YoSaffBridge and Patience are reconciled, Book and Zoe realise they are uncle and niece.
They all realise the value of family
How sweet.
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