Mythbusters Moonscam

POSTED BY: piratenews
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PIRATENEWS

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 9:34 PM

Tonight Wed 9 pm ET/PT.
Tomorrow Thurs 1 am ET/PT.

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On this episode of MythBusters, the team tackles the tallest tale of all in Moon Landing Hoax Hour. Did NASA pull off the greatest cover-up in human history?

Does gaydar bounce off the Moon?

Counterpoint: Apollo Mission Simulation Project

Astronots Gone Wild
www.moonmovie.com

Unofficial theme music for Mythbusters:
www.ufoetry.com/UFOetry_video_moon.htm

Col Buzz Armstrong and Josh Poet of UFOetry
We Never Went to the Moon directed by Pirate News
2-time Hollywood award winner!
www.piratenews.org/hollywood.html

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"And they had a king over them, which is the angel of the bottomless pit, whose name in the Hebrew tongue is Abaddon, but in the Greek tongue hath his name Apollyon. This is the great dragon of chapter 12, Satan or Azazel. He has a number of names, but in each case, he is the king of all the demons, Lucifer, who became Satan."
-Revelation 9:11, Christian Bible, KJV with Forerunner Commentary

"One day, you're just Gene Cernan, young Naval aviator, the next day you're a hero, and American hero, and you've done NOTHING. I called the moon my home for three days of my life, and I'm here to tell you about it, that's science FICTION! We've been to the 'moon' nine times. Why did we FAKE it nine times? If we faked it?"
-Captain Eugene Cernan US Navy, Apollo 17, BBC, In the Shadow of the Moon, distributed by Opie, boycotted by Neil Armstrong

HERO

Thursday, August 28, 2008 1:33 PM

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Did NASA pull off the greatest cover-up in human history?

Yes.

For years they have been playing a huge joke on crazy-talkers about how we never went to the moon. NASA is also responsible for most UFO Coverup Coverup Conspiracies and the 9/11 Inside Job Scam.

It all started when NASA realized that a certain percentage of the population would believe ANYTHING. Since 1967 Project Lets Screw With the Nutjobs (PLSWN) has been playing a huge joke on the Nutjob community. The truth about this project came out a short time later...but nobody believed it.

Since 1982 the PLSWN has been a black book project whose budget is concealed in the National Endowment for the Arts.

(That sound you just heard was PN's head exploding.)

H

JONGSSTRAW

Thursday, August 28, 2008 1:41 PM

Why stop at the moon?

The Civil War
World War I and II
VietNam War
JFK assassination
1969 Jets Superbowl victory over the Colts
1980 US Hockey Team victory over Russia
George Reeves suicide
Marilyn Monroe suicide
Pee Wee Hermann exposure incident
Rosie O'Donnell once skipped a meal

All myths, never happened!

HERO

Thursday, August 28, 2008 4:03 PM

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1980 US Hockey Team victory over Russia

Ironically this was a commie plot and it succeeded.

Lets just say this was NOT about hockey.

Its no coincidence that Kurt Russell played the American Hockey coach in Miracle, headed the US Special Ops team in Stargate, and defeated Lo Fat in Big Trouble in Little China.

H

JONGSSTRAW

Thursday, August 28, 2008 4:27 PM

Was Lo Fat related to Wo Fat, the Chinese agent from Hawaii Five-O's pilot episode Cocoon?

HERO

Thursday, August 28, 2008 5:22 PM

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Was Lo Fat related to Wo Fat, the Chinese agent from Hawaii Five-O's pilot episode Cocoon?

Yes. And he was involved in Project Gutenberg which is loosely tied to the film Cocoon starring Steve Guttenberg and the late Nazi-Jew Order of Queen Victoria Sir Wilford Brimley who is Prince Charles real father and former commander of the Tennessee Highway Death Squad Patrol(the boat they used was named PirateNews...swear to God it was).

H

WULFENSTAR

Thursday, August 28, 2008 5:27 PM

Hey dont forget... Kurt Cobain was killed b/c he was about to expose the ties between the (content deleted) and the (content deleted).

JONGSSTRAW

Thursday, August 28, 2008 5:32 PM

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Originally posted by Hero:
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Originally posted by Jongsstraw:
Was Lo Fat related to Wo Fat, the Chinese agent from Hawaii Five-O's pilot episode Cocoon?

Yes. And he was involved in Project Gutenberg which is loosely tied to the film Cocoon starring Steve Guttenberg and the late Nazi-Jew Order of Queen Victoria Sir Wilford Brimley who is Prince Charles real father and former commander of the Tennessee Highway Death Squad Patrol(the boat they used was named PirateNews...swear to God it was).

H

OK, fine...but how then does that explain the rise of Chow Yun Fat?

FREMDFIRMA

Thursday, August 28, 2008 9:13 PM

Occams razor, folks.

Since it was a huge coup in the propaganda space-race, NASA and affiliates used many photos taken from training sessions and badly doctored (by modern standards, not like they have photoshop 4, you know..) then presented them as actual footage to help spread media interest and catapult the propaganda.

So yeah, some of those pictures ARE fakes, or at the very least doctored - especially the ones where they would have HAD to been an external camera, and yet no footprints leading to and away from the camera mount ?

Doesn't mean we didn't go - it just means that like any other Government agency, NASA lies so much that they don't have any credibility, is all.

I think we did pull it off, but that most of the footage and images are straight bullshit, myself.

-Frem

It cannot be said enough, those who do not learn from history, are doomed to endlessly repeat it

PIRATENEWS

Friday, August 29, 2008 2:12 AM

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"All we really proved was how easy it is to fake a Moon landing on Earth"
-Mythbusters

They did do a very good job of that.

Yeah, it looked like a PR ad for NASA, as condition for using NASA facilities. Discovery Channel is the Military Industrial Complex channel.

Mythbusters bouncing gaydar off the Moon only yeilded 3 photons out of 300-billion. Ham operators have been bouncing microwaves off the Moon since the 1950s, from their backyards.
www.dxzone.com/catalog/Operating_Modes/EME/

But they knew better than focus on real issues, the lack of rocket exhaust on the moon, or nuke radiation, or engineering.

MB's moonwalk video seemed to prove how easy it was to fake Moon gravity. The actual backpack weight on Apollo was 250 pounds (not 150 lbs), which is still 250 pounds of mass in Moon gravity. The new "apollo" backpacks will be 300 pounds when they "really" go the the moon in 2020 (after most skeptics are dead, and computer animation is more advanced).

MB cherrypicks their evidence. The flag waving only tested moving a flag pole, when Apollo video show the flag moving when atronots walk past it without touching it.

This puts doubt on all Mythbuster shows.

For example, Mythbusters "proved" an MP3 player cannot be powered by an onion. But I have a clock powered by a potato. http://scientificsonline.com/product.asp?pn=3034357&bhcd2=1219934964

So Mythbusters "re lies" on fine print, and laughter, to "prove" their points.

Next episode, is Mythbusters gay? Note that gays usually marry in order to reproduce the gay species (technically bi).

"Mythbusters gay" = Google Results 11 - 20 of about 323,000

Gay Sex Breaks Out on Mythbusters
http://blog.wired.com/tableofmalcontents/2006/11/gay_sex_breaks_.html

Viewer Still Unsure if Mythbusters Are Gay
http://www.chaser.com.au/content/view/2891/72/

Does this photo make Mythbusters look gay?
Note Al Gore's college roommate
www.jfk-online.com/jfk100party.html

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