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POSTED BY: deadlockvictim
UPDATED: Saturday, August 30, 2008 02:28
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DEADLOCKVICTIM

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 6:21 PM

yeah, i know... i'm a shameless, partisan, republican bashing, elitist - ... but this photo was just too funny not to share.... enjoy

oops, I've crapped my pants... again

DEADLOCKVICTIM

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 6:30 PM

..8, 9.... oh, oh, and the condo in Del Boca Vista... 10....

HERO

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 6:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by deadlockvictim:

oops, I've crapped my pants... again

...and then I heard it was Joe Bidden!

H

KHYRON

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 6:41 PM

"No wait, let me explain: I was a POW!!!"

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This isn't my signature. I have to type this every time I make a post.

DEADLOCKVICTIM

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 6:42 PM

that's right Jay... in your hair... Drill Here, Drill Now!

SIGNYM

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 6:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by deadlockvictim:

WHUH...??? Who woke me up?

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Any idea, no matter how much you may agree with it, can be radicalized and employed as an excuse for violence. There is no such thing as a righteous or untouchable philosophy, and when you start thinking that there is, you have become an extremist.- Finn Mac Cumhal

ERIC

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 6:48 PM

"Excuse me while Lieberman checks my 'bearings...'"

"Viagra just kicked in!"

"My surge is working!"

WULFENSTAR

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 6:54 PM

"...and I realized I was going to be running against either a black man or the biggest bitch in America, and I was like "Holy Shit! Im gonna be President!"

heheheheh

KWICKO

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 8:31 PM

"Please explain this newfangled contraption you call 'Tee-Vee' - I talk into this box, and it comes out somewhere else in ANOTHER little box? Preposterous! It'll never go anywhere..."

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

6IXSTRINGJACK

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 8:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Wulfenstar:
"...and I realized I was going to be running against either a black man or the biggest bitch in America, and I was like "Holy Shit! Im gonna be President!"

heheheheh

HaHa! Some real funny replies here, but that one made ME crap my pants.

Good thing this is the internets and not your job or you would have lost your job and gone to jail for a hate crime.

Speaking of hate crimes.... All the greatest presidents end up on our currency. You know which currency they're already talking about putting Obama's picture on?

The Electronic Benefit Transfer card!!!!

lulz

"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." http://www.myspace.com/6ixstringjack

KIRKULES

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 8:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by deadlockvictim:

While sitting in a POW camp in Nam I learned to shoot laser beams with my eyes. Now shut up an watch you stupid Commie bastards.

KWICKO

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 8:52 PM

"Here's my impersonation of George W. Bush..."

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

FREMDFIRMA

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 9:00 PM

"McCain learns he'll be sharing his convention quarters with Larry Craig, Mark Foley and Ted Haggard."

KWICKO

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 9:03 PM

"Cindy just told me she likes the black guy!"

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

RUE

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 9:12 PM

Who are all those people out there ... laughing ...

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Global warming - it's not just a fact, it's a choice.

RUE

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 9:13 PM

(Leno: is he having a stroke ?)

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Global warming - it's not just a fact, it's a choice.

DEADLOCKVICTIM

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 9:24 PM

damn whoopie cushion...

i would expect that from Stewart, but not you Leno...!

DEADLOCKVICTIM

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 9:32 PM

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I just sat on my keys...!!?!!

CHRISISALL

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 9:53 PM

...I tried to resist, but the torture was too great- the pain I endured too much....I just kept getting beaten, over & over...

So I married her.

SIGNYM

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 10:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:

McCain (thinking) I should learn not to cross my legs so quickly...!

THANKS FOR POSTING THE PIC DLV!
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Any idea, no matter how much you may agree with it, can be radicalized and employed as an excuse for violence. There is no such thing as a righteous or untouchable philosophy, and when you start thinking that there is, you have become an extremist.- Finn Mac Cumhal

WHOZIT

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 10:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by deadlockvictim:
yeah, i know... i'm a shameless, partisan, republican bashing, elitist - ... but this photo was just too funny not to share.... enjoy

oops, I've crapped my pants... again

....and when Obama said he was in St. Louis when he was in actually in Kansas City, I made this face.

CITIZEN

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 11:01 PM

John suddenly realised what he had done with the flag stand he'd 'acquired' from Air Force one.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

KWICKO

Thursday, August 28, 2008 1:16 AM

"Jay, I just want to ask you one question: Do farts have lumps? They don't? Uh-oh..."

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

KWICKO

Thursday, August 28, 2008 1:18 AM

Quote:

Speaking of hate crimes.... All the greatest presidents end up on our currency. You know which currency they're already talking about putting Obama's picture on?

The Electronic Benefit Transfer card!!!!

So which currency are they going to put Dubya's face on? The IOU? A blank check?

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, August 28, 2008 2:25 AM

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McCAIN: ...and when the Reavers got Wash I was like OMG NO, Cindy, you know
how I hate surprises...

bun
Frisky Browncoat

KHYRON

Thursday, August 28, 2008 6:15 AM

Leno: "So what's your stance on reproductive rights?"

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This isn't my signature. I have to type this every time I make a post.

CITIZEN

Thursday, August 28, 2008 9:19 AM

McCain: This is the voice of the Mystrerons!

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

GEEZER

Thursday, August 28, 2008 11:59 AM

In the interests of equal time...

"Keep the Shiny side up"

KWICKO

Thursday, August 28, 2008 12:21 PM

Obama: "Bitter much, Hillary? Oh, and nice cankles."

Hillary: "EFF YOU, Barack! I *HATE* you! You totally screwed up my moment in the spotlight!"

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

JONGSSTRAW

Thursday, August 28, 2008 12:45 PM

Wait a minute Jay....incoming!, the slopes are all around us!

JONGSSTRAW

Thursday, August 28, 2008 1:01 PM

Obama: What happened to those Hannah Montana tickets you said you could get for my kids?

Hillary: Er...um...Bill swiped 'em!

DEADLOCKVICTIM

Thursday, August 28, 2008 1:03 PM

...suddenly, across the crowded room, their eyes met... both longing for that special moment... searching, searching..... Searching for a way to best serve everyone in this great land... not just the privileged few, but all citizens of America.... "Together, we can make this country great again"... was the single thought they shared... to wrest the power to lead this nation back to the glory they both knew it could achieve.... away from the tyrannical dictators who would make this country their own, personal country club, filling the pockets of their wealthy benefactors at the expense of middle class Americans....

...and as their gaze lingered on the room of happy supporters, they knew that they were ready... Each ready to take their place in history - destined for greatness....

(i am DLV, and i approved this message)

DEADLOCKVICTIM

Thursday, August 28, 2008 1:06 PM

..... or

DOH...!!?!! we're wearing the same suit...!

DEADLOCKVICTIM

Thursday, August 28, 2008 1:09 PM

... and as my plane hit the water, i thought...damn, i'd better learn how to fly this thing.....

SIGNYM

Thursday, August 28, 2008 1:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Geezer:

Hillary: I won the staring contest! I'm STILL staring!

Barack: The hell you did.

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Any idea, no matter how much you may agree with it, can be radicalized and employed as an excuse for violence. There is no such thing as a righteous or untouchable philosophy, and when you start thinking that there is, you have become an extremist.- Finn Mac Cumhal

KWICKO

Thursday, August 28, 2008 2:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Jongsstraw:

Obama: What happened to those Hannah Montana tickets you said you could get for my kids?

Hillary: Er...um...Bill swiped 'em!

That's PERFECT! Awesome work, Jongs. I sums it up pretty well. The competitiveness, the contentiousness, and throws in the "ick factor" of Bill's attraction to young'uns.

Good job. I'd say that's a winner.

Signy's is pretty sweet, too. Neither one of them would ever concede even something so silly as a staring contest!

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

WULFENSTAR

Thursday, August 28, 2008 3:43 PM

Obama- "You said that if I let you sleep with my wife, you'd bow out gracefully"

Hillary- " I don't remember ever saying that.."

Obama- "Now she wakes up every night screaming and you are still here!"

WASHNWEAR

Thursday, August 28, 2008 3:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Jongsstraw:

Obama: What happened to those Hannah Montana tickets you said you could get for my kids?

Hillary: Er...um...Bill swiped 'em!

Heh...pretty cool, JS, pretty cool...

"Now don't you make me strap it on , Barack..."

or

"Okay now, Hillary, don't you have something nice you'd like to say about Barack...?"

or

"Woman, I'm about 5 seconds away from playing the Whoop-Ass card..."

It was like if looks could kill Hillary woulda left the venue in a basket when we got here!

WASHNWEAR

Thursday, August 28, 2008 4:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Wulfenstar:
Obama- "You said that if I let you sleep with my wife, you'd bow out gracefully"

Hillary- " I don't remember ever saying that.."

Obama- "Now she wakes up every night screaming and you are still here!"

Wulf - whatever you're smoking/drinking/huffing...I'll have some!

I back the Dems largely out of desparation, but I back DEMented out of pure fellow feeling...

It was like you could almost hear them actually having that conversation when we got here!

KWICKO

Thursday, August 28, 2008 4:10 PM

Obama: What the fuck did you just call me?

Hillary: Ummmmm.... Ummmmm...

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

FREMDFIRMA

Thursday, August 28, 2008 4:31 PM

"Who's laughing NOW, bitch?!"

<-won $50 or certain political bets today.

DEADLOCKVICTIM

Thursday, August 28, 2008 5:02 PM

"..what's that Frem...? the hotel is overbooked and I have to share a bed with Ted Haggard..???? - (note to self don't forget to pack corn cob....)"

DEADLOCKVICTIM

Thursday, August 28, 2008 5:12 PM

Leno: ...why, i oughta......!
McCain: Woo, Woo Woo, Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk!

SIGNYM

Thursday, August 28, 2008 6:51 PM

Spending a day at Disneyland with your kid: $300.

Laughing your *ss of with friends on fff.net: priceless.

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Any idea, no matter how much you may agree with it, can be radicalized and employed as an excuse for violence. There is no such thing as a righteous or untouchable philosophy, and when you start thinking that there is, you have become an extremist.- Finn Mac Cumhal

JONGSSTRAW

Thursday, August 28, 2008 7:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:
Quote:
Originally posted by Jongsstraw:

Obama: What happened to those Hannah Montana tickets you said you could get for my kids?

Hillary: Er...um...Bill swiped 'em!

That's PERFECT! Awesome work, Jongs. I sums it up pretty well. The competitiveness, the contentiousness, and throws in the "ick factor" of Bill's attraction to young'uns.

Good job. I'd say that's a winner.

Signy's is pretty sweet, too. Neither one of them would ever concede even something so silly as a staring contest!

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

Thanks. Nice to see we can ALL share a laugh together regardless of our ideologies. Very shiny!

CITIZEN

Thursday, August 28, 2008 7:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Geezer:

Hello and welcome to the world staring championships. The action is hotting up between these two herculean contenders in the semi-finals, Hillary made a masterful feint with the Karaznakov gambit, but Obama remains unfazed...

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

JONGSSTRAW

Thursday, August 28, 2008 7:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by WASHnwear:
Quote:
Originally posted by Jongsstraw:

Obama: What happened to those Hannah Montana tickets you said you could get for my kids?

Hillary: Er...um...Bill swiped 'em!

Heh...pretty cool, JS, pretty cool...

"Now don't you make me strap it on , Barack..."

or

"Okay now, Hillary, don't you have something nice you'd like to say about Barack...?"

or

"Woman, I'm about 5 seconds away from playing the Whoop-Ass card..."

It was like if looks could kill Hillary woulda left the venue in a basket when we got here!

Thanks! Good stuff...

CHRISISALL

Thursday, August 28, 2008 7:27 PM

Hillary thought balloon:
"Geeze, all I said was he shouldn't have cigars in the Oval Office..."

DEADLOCKVICTIM

Thursday, August 28, 2008 7:45 PM

Hill: BRAINS...BRAINS.... BRAINS....

BAR: ... think i'll just be moving along now...

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, August 28, 2008 9:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by deadlockvictim:

... and as my plane hit the water, i thought...damn, i'd better learn how to fly this thing.....

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"Ni! Ni! Ni!" They wouldn't stop. I thought I'd go mad!

bun
Frisky Browncoat

WHOZIT

Thursday, August 28, 2008 9:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by deadlockvictim:

Hill: BRAINS...BRAINS.... BRAINS....

BAR: ... think i'll just be moving along now...

I guess she finally found what I slipped into her pocket.

KWICKO

Thursday, August 28, 2008 9:18 PM

Quote:

Hillary: What?! All I said was I heard they were serving fried chicken downstairs!

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

PIRATENEWS

Friday, August 29, 2008 5:26 AM

"My hitmen trump your assassins..."

or

"Faggot!"
"Lesbo!"

"Depens... don't leave home without it!"

KWICKO

Saturday, August 30, 2008 12:06 AM

Quote:

Obama: Don't feel bad, Hill... a woman DID get chosen as a VP candidate - just not the Democrats' VP candidate!

Hillary: WhawhaWHAT?!!

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

SIGNYM

Saturday, August 30, 2008 12:10 AM

Quote:
Hillary: What?! All I said was I heard they were serving fried chicken downstairs!

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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Any idea, no matter how much you may agree with it, can be radicalized and employed as an excuse for violence. There is no such thing as a righteous or untouchable philosophy, and when you start thinking that there is, you have become an extremist.- Finn Mac Cumhal

DEADLOCKVICTIM

Saturday, August 30, 2008 2:28 AM

...and then Karl told me that he had picked my running mate and she is a former beauty contestant... and I'm like.... oh baby, oh baby... two beauty queens for the old Cain-man... how can i lose?