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The Sereni-Tree: Skiing With Yeti

POSTED BY: TheRealMe
UPDATED: Tuesday, December 9, 2008 07:47
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MAI
Saturday, August 16, 2008 12:56 AM

*attacks Cozen with snowballs from atop the bunny-yeti slope.


Wonder if i can get better aim while I am in ski mode. *pushes off down the hill


*swish, swoosh, swish, and ....
CRASH!

ow.

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Saturday, August 16, 2008 4:35 PM

**jake7 gets to the top of the hill and goes to place her sled down on the snow when something catches her eye. There, on the bottom of her sled is a strange looking and deadly looking device.**

Huh. That's funny. I've never noticed this thing before...

**she looks at it a bit closer and notices the stamp "Cozen" embossed on one of two cylinders on either side of what appears to be an exhaust port. She shakes her head and mutters to herself.**

That Cozen. First he disappears in the middle of my last kidnapping, and now he's tinkering with my sled. I can only imagine what he's up to now.

**One of the Yeti comes by slaps her on the back in a friendly fashion. Unfortunately, the Yeti aren't fully aware of their strength and the slap sends jake7 flying down the hill on her stomach. Snow flying about her, she hurtles down the hill at what seems like warp speed.**

Ayeeeeeeeeeeee!

**She slides to a stop at the bottom and lays there motionless for a few moments taking stock of any possible injuries (there are none) and catches her breath. She opens her eyes and then sits up.**

Wow! That was a RIOT! I gotta do that again!

**She gets up, dusts the snow off and heads for the lifts once again**

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Saturday, August 16, 2008 9:47 PM

*wanders aimlessly in a Revolucion adelita costume*


Come on out, Operative! You and I have a reckoning!
*cries* Mr. U.! Mr. U.!

*collapses in the snow*


Mrs. Universe

MR. UNIVERSE----> <----MRS. UNIVERSE

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Saturday, August 16, 2008 10:24 PM

Thank you Assan, glad to have finally found an environmentally sound way of getting up a mountain.

Same again SimonYeti, just keep looking down the mountain and bending the knees into the turns. Very good!

Ooo, time for elevenses. Third rule of skiing, always make time for hot chocolate.

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Saturday, August 16, 2008 10:25 PM

*wakes up*

Did somebody say "hot chocolate"?

I want some!

Mrs. Universe

MR. UNIVERSE----> <----MRS. UNIVERSE

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Sunday, August 17, 2008 3:37 AM

Moving down the slope at a tremendous speed, Deuce is crouched with her ski poles tucked under her arms and trailing behind her.

Suddenly, she sees a figure in front of her, blocking her way. It is too late to stop or turn. She drops one of her ski poles, whips the other around, and jams it into the snow right in front of her. The ski pole's handle impacts her with great force in the midsection, but this causes her to vault right over Mrs Universe.

Deuce lands badly and falls, twirling a few times as she slides down the slope on her back, then comes to a stop. One ski comes off and continues down the slope without her.

"Ow..." Deuce groans.


Deuce, Bride2

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Sunday, August 17, 2008 4:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bluefishie:
*slides down a hill on her bottom, with the now large purple squid clinging to her head*



At the bottom of the slope the squid-thing wiggles all of its tentacles wildly. That was fun! Bluefishie thinks. That was a lot of fun! Do it again, please!

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MAI
Sunday, August 17, 2008 5:48 AM

well that was fun. the kind of fun that is painful and embarrasing.

*begins to hobble off back to the 'tree

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Sunday, August 17, 2008 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mai:
well that was fun. the kind of fun that is painful and embarrasing.



There are other kinds?

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MAI
Sunday, August 17, 2008 12:20 PM

yes, or so i hear. apparently there is fun that's actually fun. bit weird if you ask me, but i guess whatever trips your trigger...

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