John Edwards shares his penis with others.

POSTED BY: whozit
UPDATED: Tuesday, August 12, 2008 01:42
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WHOZIT

Saturday, August 9, 2008 8:38 PM

John Edwards must have a great penis, so great it must be shared with the United States of America. Did his cancer stricken wife think it was hers and hers alone? NO! It belongs to the U.S.A.! Like tax $ this penis must spread around to tho's in need. The woman who may or may not have had his bastard love child was in need, what a great man and penis. By the way, the woman's family wants the man and his great penis to take that DNA test. A great penis belongs to everyone, ALL HAIL JOHN EDWARDS PENIS!

CHRISISALL

Saturday, August 9, 2008 8:54 PM

Shut up, Whozit.

WHOZIT

Saturday, August 9, 2008 8:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Shut up, Whozit.

Nope

CHRISISALL

Saturday, August 9, 2008 8:59 PM

It would be for your own good- you KNOW this thread will end up in Troll Country...

AURAPTOR

Saturday, August 9, 2008 9:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Shut up, Whozit.

Wow. Looks like someone touched a sensitive nerve there!

It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager

" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

KHYRON

Saturday, August 9, 2008 9:03 PM

Aww, don't be so tough on the little fella, Chris. From his post it's quite clear that he's actually hoping that John Edwards comes to his house one night and shares his penis with him!

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This isn't my signature. I have to type this every time I make a post.

CHRISISALL

Saturday, August 9, 2008 9:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:

Wow. Looks like someone touched a sensitive nerve there!

Shut up, AU.

CHRISISALL

Saturday, August 9, 2008 9:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Khyron:
Aww, don't be so tough on the little fella, Chris. From his post it's quite clear that he's actually hoping that John Edwards comes to his house one night and shares his penis with him!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Trollwardboundisall

WHOZIT

Saturday, August 9, 2008 9:19 PM

Go to www.drudgereport.com for more info on John Edwards penis

CHRISISALL

Saturday, August 9, 2008 9:21 PM

Shut up, Whozit.

WHOZIT

Saturday, August 9, 2008 9:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Shut up, Whozit.

Nope

CHRISISALL

Saturday, August 9, 2008 9:24 PM

I order you to.

WHOZIT

Saturday, August 9, 2008 9:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
I order you to.

Nope, and you're icky.

CHRISISALL

Saturday, August 9, 2008 9:29 PM

Icky washes off; dumb is forever.

KHYRON

Saturday, August 9, 2008 9:31 PM

I think you meant 'dum'.

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This isn't my signature. I have to type this every time I make a post.

CHRISISALL

Saturday, August 9, 2008 9:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Khyron:
I think you meant 'dum'.

My bad.

Feedin'theTrollisall

WHOZIT

Saturday, August 9, 2008 9:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Khyron:
I think you meant 'dum'.

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This isn't my signature. I have to type this every time I make a post.

Dumb is the proper spelling BUT! The key word....is penis.

RUE

Saturday, August 9, 2008 9:39 PM

S'wenways

Let's have a real discussion about a real topic of genuine importance.

Who wants to go first ?

Zit, Rap, BDZero .... anything to contribute ?

No, of course not.

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Global warming - it's not just a fact, it's a choice.

CHRISISALL

Saturday, August 9, 2008 9:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by rue:
S'wenways

Let's have a real discussion about a real topic of genuine importance.

Who wants to go first ?

Zit, Rap, BDZero .... anything to contribute ?

No, of course not.

I don't believe this thread can be saved.

Chrisisall

WHOZIT

Saturday, August 9, 2008 9:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Quote:
Originally posted by rue:
S'wenways

Let's have a real discussion about a real topic of genuine importance.

Who wants to go first ?

Zit, Rap, BDZero .... anything to contribute ?

No, of course not.

I don't believe this thread can be saved.

Chrisisall

Penis

CHRISISALL

Saturday, August 9, 2008 9:45 PM

Having a penis is better than bein' a dick.

RUE

Saturday, August 9, 2008 9:49 PM

(Rue) Looks on with fear and disgust at the mishapen alien thing lying on the dirt that sporadically has a zit, rap, or bdzero twitch and writhe ...

"ChrisIsAll, do you thinks it's dead yet ?"

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Global warming - it's not just a fact, it's a choice.

WHOZIT

Saturday, August 9, 2008 9:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Having a penis is better than bein' a dick.

John Edwards, a man of the PENIS.

RUE

Saturday, August 9, 2008 9:55 PM

(Rue)

ChrisIsAll, is that zit jerking over there a sign of human life or just a brain-dead reflex ?

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Global warming - it's not just a fact, it's a choice.

CHRISISALL

Saturday, August 9, 2008 10:06 PM

It's a collective of microbes underneath the toenails of an underside-bridge inhabitant, otherwise known as- wait for it-

TROLLCHEESE!!!!

Ewwwwue....

Chrisisall

RUE

Saturday, August 9, 2008 10:22 PM

I, uhh, well I just had a late lunch, and ...... uhhhhhh ...... and ...

... excuse me a sec ...

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One hot meal, coming up !

WHOZIT

Saturday, August 9, 2008 10:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by rue:
(Rue)

ChrisIsAll, is that zit jerking over there a sign of human life or just a brain-dead reflex ?

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Global warming - it's not just a fact, it's a choice.

Zit, Jerking? What's your point? Sex?

THATWEIRDGIRL

Saturday, August 9, 2008 11:06 PM

*say something or wait for troll country? *

I should wait, but gah, I can't help myself.

Some other married man has claimed the baby (she must like married men). Edwards plans to take the test just to shut up folks like you. He had the affair before his wife was diagnosed with cancer and he told her about said affair before the diagnosis. He came clean to his spouse which is more than most folks do. At least she wasn't blindly defending him. She knew darn well who and where.

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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
-- Charlie Brown
www.thatcostumegirl.com
www.thatweirdgirl.com

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Saturday, August 9, 2008 11:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:
Go to www.drudgereport.com for more info on John Edwards penis

Looks like someone learned a new word today and is using it in a sentence!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

"Yes-- Cheney are Bush are men of peace-- this we know. It is terrible that their good deeds are being thwarted, misinterpreted-- so much so that they are forced to direct others to torture prisoners." Professor Michael Levine

KWICKO

Saturday, August 9, 2008 11:50 PM

Quote:
Wow. Looks like someone touched a sensitive nerve there!

You'd have to talk to WhoseZit about that. I for one have never touched John Edwards's penis, but Zit seems to be fascinated by it. He said something about bowing down before it...

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

The Myrmidons were an ancient nation of very brave and skilled warriors as described in Homer's Iliad, and were commanded by Achilles. - Wikipedia

CHRISISALL

Sunday, August 10, 2008 12:12 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:
Zit, Jerking? What's your point? Sex?

Yes, Penisboy, now go have sex with yourself.

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Sunday, August 10, 2008 12:16 AM

*giggle snort*

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

"Yes-- Cheney are Bush are men of peace-- this we know. It is terrible that their good deeds are being thwarted, misinterpreted-- so much so that they are forced to direct others to torture prisoners." Professor Michael Levine

AURAPTOR

Sunday, August 10, 2008 6:39 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:

Wow. Looks like someone touched a sensitive nerve there!

Shut up, AU.

Make me.

It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager

" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

GEEZER

Sunday, August 10, 2008 11:59 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by rue:
S'wenways

Let's have a real discussion about a real topic of genuine importance.

Okay.

Have you noticed recently how some folks on this forum want to be the arbiters of what can and cannot be discussed? What's worse is that they can't make reasonable arguments for their choice of acceptable topics, but instead use threats and insult to try and shut down any subject they don't like. Thus, they routinely violate the guidelines posted at the top of every response page - "While we have an open policy concerning messages, please be civil when responding to others." - by rejecting the idea that amy message is acceptable, and by failing to be civil.

"Keep the Shiny side up"

WHOZIT

Sunday, August 10, 2008 12:55 PM

Good news for Johnny! The woman who shared his penis will NOT allow a DNA test to be done on her bastarad love brat. Source www.drudgereport.com They sould love this thread in troll country, because like a troll, Edwards is a well groomed rodent like being.

CHRISISALL

Sunday, August 10, 2008 3:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:

Make me.

I train monkeys, I don't make them.

PeeWeeisall

KWICKO

Sunday, August 10, 2008 3:15 PM

Shut up, Geezer.

Okay, I couldn't resist. And I'm just kidding.

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

The Myrmidons were an ancient nation of very brave and skilled warriors as described in Homer's Iliad, and were commanded by Achilles. - Wikipedia

KWICKO

Sunday, August 10, 2008 3:17 PM

Quote:
They sould love this thread in troll country, because like a troll, Edwards is a well groomed rodent like being.

Okay, that's funny - and Edwards does have certain rodent-like qualities.

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

The Myrmidons were an ancient nation of very brave and skilled warriors as described in Homer's Iliad, and were commanded by Achilles. - Wikipedia

CHRISISALL

Sunday, August 10, 2008 3:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Geezer:

Have you noticed recently how some folks on this forum want to be the arbiters of what can and cannot be discussed? What's worse is that they can't make reasonable arguments for their choice of acceptable topics, but instead use threats and insult to try and shut down any subject they don't like.

Shut up, Geezer.

isall

EDIT: Kwicko beat me to it

AURAPTOR

Sunday, August 10, 2008 3:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:

Make me.

I train monkeys, I don't make them.

PeeWeeisall

We're all chimps, or distantly related to them. it's just some of us have the training, and some, LIKE YOU, don't.

How did you even learn human speech ?

Trained ApeRaptor

It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager

" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

CHRISISALL

Sunday, August 10, 2008 3:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:

We're all chimps

That is an admission I'm not prepared to make, but regardless, I'm glad to finally know the real AU...

er...wanna put down that gat...?

Not monkeyn' around Chrisisall

SIGNYM

Sunday, August 10, 2008 4:33 PM

BWAHAHAHHA!!!!!!

gasp!

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Here I was, all ready for a serious discussion about John Edwards' p*nis and what do I find?

JOKES!

Jokesisall!

Jokes... and... and... funny pictures!

GACK!

WHY can't we have serious discussion about his P#NIS, for God's sake? Isn't this a topic of potential enormous importance -depending on whether or not it is ....er ...you know??? I mean, what is WRONG with you folks? Do you have to trivialize everything?

Oh yeah, BTW- Shut up Geezer.

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Any idea, no matter how much you may agree with it, can be radicalized and employed as an excuse for violence. There is no such thing as a righteous or untouchable philosophy, and when you start thinking that there is, you have become an extremist.- Finn Mac Cumhal

AURAPTOR

Sunday, August 10, 2008 5:00 PM

File photo of Edwards supporters carrying around their leader's pecker...

It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager

" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

SIGNYM

Sunday, August 10, 2008 5:06 PM

Wow that is HUGE!!! NO WONDER Whozit want to discuss it so badly!

But... where is John?

He must be crushed beneath its weight, poor guy.

Readytoenterintothespiritofthingsisall.

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Any idea, no matter how much you may agree with it, can be radicalized and employed as an excuse for violence. There is no such thing as a righteous or untouchable philosophy, and when you start thinking that there is, you have become an extremist.- Finn Mac Cumhal

KWICKO

Sunday, August 10, 2008 5:08 PM

Man, that is one giant honkin' penis. John Edwards's wang is so big it takes 12 women just to carry it! No wonder he's banging everything in sight - no one woman could possibly cope with that thing!

And apparently he's got TWO of 'em!!!

Forget politics and law - this guy should be in porn.

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

The Myrmidons were an ancient nation of very brave and skilled warriors as described in Homer's Iliad, and were commanded by Achilles. - Wikipedia

WHOZIT

Sunday, August 10, 2008 5:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:
File photo of Edwards supporters carrying around their leader's pecker...

It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager

" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

It'll also be at the Democrat Convention in Denver this year, B.O. will give his speech standing next to it. It's this years convention theme. www.recreate68.org

SIGNYM

Sunday, August 10, 2008 5:17 PM

So, I think we've beat the topic to death.

Get it???

*nudge nudge*

Beat it to death???

Okay, 'pparently not!

Juvenilesenseofhumorisall.

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Any idea, no matter how much you may agree with it, can be radicalized and employed as an excuse for violence. There is no such thing as a righteous or untouchable philosophy, and when you start thinking that there is, you have become an extremist.- Finn Mac Cumhal

CHRISISALL

Sunday, August 10, 2008 7:15 PM

LOL, this is SO Troll Country material..

See, AU's angry that Edwards got a big one- & he didn't get ONE AT ALL!!!

HAHAHAisall

AURAPTOR

Sunday, August 10, 2008 7:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
LOL, this is SO Troll Country material..

See, AU's angry that Edwards got a big one- & he didn't get ONE AT ALL!!!

HAHAHAisall

If you'd do me a kindness and not even share with us you thinking about my ...um, equipment. I's got man parts, and that's for sure.

Chris is a girls name, though.

It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager

" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

WHODIED

Sunday, August 10, 2008 9:12 PM

Okay, maybe a little death.

--WhoDied

_______________________

I could squeeze you until you popped like warm
champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.
And you know why I don't? Because it's wrong.

CHRISISALL

Sunday, August 10, 2008 9:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:
I's got man parts, and that's for sure.

Got a link?

I mean, I don't have any proof (not that I'd look at it anyway).
The burden of proof is on you- YOU made that dubious claim!

Quote:

Chris is a girls name, though.

OH, WE'RE GOIN' THERE NOW???
This WAS a pleasant friendly thread up to now, but buddy, you crossed the line!!!
*Flashes of 'Chrissy' and 'Chris the piss' from Jr. High go through his mind*
NOW you've touched a NERVE!!!
*respiratory function increases- brow tightens*
NOW YOU'VE MADE ME
ANGRY

FREMDFIRMA

Monday, August 11, 2008 1:40 PM

Cause I just soooo been waitin for an excuse to use this....

*snicker*

CHRISISALL

Monday, August 11, 2008 1:48 PM

*falls off chair*

LOLisall

WHOZIT

Monday, August 11, 2008 10:17 PM

Why did Edwards make the beast with 2 backs with that beast? Simple! As he said in the ABC News interview, "It was when Elizabeths cancer was in remission". What a guy, what a prince, what a douch bag.

CHRISISALL

Monday, August 11, 2008 10:46 PM

Shut up, Whozit.

heh, that never gets oldisall

JRC

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 12:29 AM

Man, been a'while since I posted here. Just couldn't resist.

So, Edwards admitted his "hand" was in the cookie jar, huh? How dare he?!?!?! Who does he think he is, Bill Clinton? Oh wait, I think Edwards got more than Billy-boy did, if memory serves. Just can't substitute a cigar for a you-know-what.

Everyone dies alone.

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 12:36 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by JRC:
Man, been a'while since I posted here. Just couldn't resist.

So, Edwards admitted his "hand" was in the cookie jar, huh? How dare he?!?!?! Who does he think he is, Bill Clinton? Oh wait, I think Edwards got more than Billy-boy did, if memory serves. Just can't substitute a cigar for a you-know-what.

Everyone dies alone.

Well I have never called mine a "cookie jar".
eta: Not even going to think about how he got is whole hand in there!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

"Yes-- Cheney are Bush are men of peace-- this we know. It is terrible that their good deeds are being thwarted, misinterpreted-- so much so that they are forced to direct others to torture prisoners." Professor Michael Levine

CHRISISALL

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 1:09 AM

*blushes* isall

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 1:15 AM

*giggle snort* I said cookie jar *giggle snort snort*

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

FREMDFIRMA

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 1:29 AM

*Channels Mal*

"Is that the direction you want this conversation to go in ?"

-F

KANEMAN

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 1:41 AM

Kwicko- Man, that is one giant honkin' penis. John Edwards's wang is so big it takes 12 women just to carry it! No wonder he's banging everything in sight - no one woman could possibly cope with that thing!

One name......Rue

SIGNYM

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 1:42 AM

Cahannels Zoe

Been in "that direction" for a while, sir.

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Any idea, no matter how much you may agree with it, can be radicalized and employed as an excuse for violence. There is no such thing as a righteous or untouchable philosophy, and when you start thinking that there is, you have become an extremist.- Finn Mac Cumhal