Imponderables: Knockin' the dust off...

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JONNYQUEST

Monday, June 16, 2008 11:58 AM

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Originally posted by freelancertex:
*profanity warning*

MOTHER~~FUCK~~ER!! I haven't been stung by a gorram bee in 16 gorram YEARS!!! and it HURTS like a BITCH!!! HOLYSHIT! SON OF A BITCH! GORRAMIT! Gorram yellow jackets need to be wiped off the face of the gorram PLANET and NEVER BE BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE! EVER!! SON OF A #$%&*!*@&#$@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry, needed to get that off my chest. i got stung in the middle finger of my left hand - which is my writing hand - and it really ~~fuck~~ing hurts. anyone got any remedies to make it go away? my finger's gettin kinda stiff, and its annoying. and painful.

Wow, it's nice to know that military vocabulary is still in vogue! I was afraid it was a dying art.
C'mon, suck it up, airman. It's only a bug. Swallow it.
Okay, here, let me answer for you:

And another thing, everytime I see your screenname, it reads FreeLanceCervex. Why is that?

Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
I noticed that it was Friday the 13th whilst I was getting a group of teenagers to clean the scorpion and feed the tarantulas! Luckily I wasn't tempting fate too much and no-one got hurt!
Hissssssssss!

You crazy Brits. Scorpions and Tarantulas. And Snakes. Let's not forget the Hissssssssss! in your sig.

Quote:
Originally posted by nvghostrider:
Well crap. I responded as MSB.

Great! Now I have absolutely no way of knowing who I'm talking to. So, if I ever throw myself at you Joe, please understand it's your woman I'm...hey, maybe I should just stop talking now...

Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes. - Walt Whitman

And because you can never have enough of me:
http://jonnyquestone.blogspot.com/
http://jonnyquestone.livejournal.com/
http://jonnyquestone.wordpress.com/

IREMIST

Monday, June 16, 2008 1:52 PM

Originally posted by freelancertex:
yellow jacket's dont leave a stinger in u do they? thought that was only bumblebees

No, they don't leave a stinger in ya, they are much more efficient- little bastards can sting repeatedly and not die. They just inject the poison straight in your skin. (I think the penny trick only works for bees) Meat tenderizer can also help with muscle pains and protein stains on clothes so, go get ya some silly

IREMIST sidles to the other side of the room as JQuest is having a fit of the crazy's...not that I'm not usually up far that, too gorram tired today, though...

ZEEK

Monday, June 16, 2008 3:05 PM

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Originally posted by MSB:
Bye Zeek... Have god sex ..er I mean redhead :)

I wish. Alas I think there's a reason she's still single. So very boring. She doesn't have a sense of humor at all either. She was at a bbq Sunday too and they had golf on and Tiger screwed up like two shots not too far apart and I was like "wow he's really awful he should just quit before everyone figures out he's just been really lucky so far." and she was like "You think so? I think he's probably just having an off day." dead serious like. OMG no I don't think so and no he's not having an off day. He friggin tied for first!

She's lucky she's got red hair. Otherwise I think she'd end up an old maid.

Anyway how's everybody's Monday going?

MSB

Monday, June 16, 2008 3:49 PM

Oddsbodkin:) HUGS HUGS HUGS HUGS

FLT is the sting better? HUGS

Jonny...ANSWER YOUR EMAIL!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok so that was too subtle last time so ANSWER YOUR F#!@#$%ING EMAIL!!!!!! LOL Hugs Jonny:) And what did I tell you about being discreet?? Giggle

For those who don't know it's a running joke that I am the younger identical twin of Jonny's wife...

NV hey we share everything else...giggle

Zeek..ok that's just sad. I hope she can find some nice boring humourless man

HUGS to all

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

FREELANCERTEX

Monday, June 16, 2008 4:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Iremist: No, they don't leave a stinger in ya, they are much more efficient- little bastards can sting repeatedly and not die. They just inject the poison straight in your skin. (I think the penny trick only works for bees) Meat tenderizer can also help with muscle pains and protein stains on clothes so, go get ya some silly

-_- i'll say, little bastards should be exterminated.

Quote:
Originally posted by MSB: FLT is the sting better? HUGS

yeah, just have a little red spot where the fucker stung me @_@ even got feeling back in my finger :-P *kills yellow jacket again*

NVGHOSTRIDER

Monday, June 16, 2008 4:02 PM

AWW, Jonny. You can throw yourself at me if you wanna.

Now Zeek. Boring or not all women need to be given equal chances at Zeeks Funland. WHo knows, that seemingly bored patron might be the one to give the rides the best reviews ever. SHe might not ever return again but hopefully the word had been passed to others looking for thrills and chills.

Okay, typing a bit slow. Two days of shooting, working on the truck, and light yard work isn't good for the hands.

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Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit.
-Lee Marvin

MSB

Monday, June 16, 2008 4:08 PM

Glad you're better FLT

NV oh I knew I sould have given you a hand massage when I did your back...

Ok a ponder.... What childhood experience would you most like to relive??

For me I'd say I would want to relive the daddy days ( we have 4 kids in my family and each of us got one Saturday a month do go with by ourselves with dad and choose a fun activity and do it together)

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Love doesn't make the world go 'round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

ZEEK

Monday, June 16, 2008 4:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by MSB:
Ok a ponder.... What childhood experience would you most like to relive??

What are the rules here? Do we just like zap our consciousness into our childhood body and get to watch stuff play out like an extra sensory movie? Or are we going back and changing things?

Super cool movie style I'd probably go back to sometime when I went to an arcade. Arcades were so awesome back in the day. You'd just walk in to this wide selection of fun & challenging games or all different types. Today it's like 30 racing games, 10 light gun games, DDR and maybe some fighting games. Pssh back in the day there were all sorts of different games to choose from.

Going back and having the ability to change things I'd have to go write myself a note to be real nice to a chick in my grade school. Cause when she ended up at the same college as me she was all hot as heck. I was never friends with her in grade school though so not much of an in to be all "hey remember grade school. good times."

MSB

Monday, June 16, 2008 4:38 PM

ooh hadn't thought to add in what you'd change ....

Hmm I think I'd change one moment 2 weeks before Halloween when I gave my phone number to someone and lived to regret it.

Arcades huh?? HUGS Zeek

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Love doesn't make the world go 'round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

ZEEK

Monday, June 16, 2008 4:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by MSB:
Arcades huh?? HUGS Zeek

Yep I was a huge arcade game junkie as a kid. There was a time we were headed to Chuck E Cheese as a kid and we got in a pretty bad car accident and while they paramedics are there tending to my parents I was like "wait a minute does this mean we aren't going to Chuck E Cheese? I was fine with the whole thing up until I figured that part out.

I can still picture the Chuck E Cheese and a whole bunch of other arcades I went to as a kid. Human interactions be damned. Arcades are where the real fun is at!

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