I'm voting Republican because...

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KHYRON

Friday, June 13, 2008 6:25 AM

I'm voting Republican because I want to help replace the glass ceiling - this one has 18 million cracks in it...

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This isn't my signature. I have to type this every time I make a post.

SIMONWHO

Friday, June 13, 2008 10:30 AM

I'm voting Republican because the best person to cope with the upcoming depression is someone who lived through the last one.

ECGORDON

Friday, June 13, 2008 11:25 AM

I'm voting Republican because I've lost my tinfoil hat and can't block the White House signals anymore.

WHODIED

Friday, June 13, 2008 4:58 PM

I'm voting republican because they're willing to sell our country to communists, unlike the democrats of last century.

Those pussies.

--WhoDied

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Forget what you think you know.
Forget what your mother told you when she tucked you in at night.
Forget the lies of our oppressive,
cabalistic Allied governments...

HERO

Friday, June 13, 2008 8:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
I'm voting Republican because I'm a self-hating homo

We knew that...

H

RALLEM

Saturday, June 14, 2008 5:01 PM

I will vote Republican because it is the right thing to do.

http://swyzzlestyx.com/index.html

SUCCATASH

Saturday, June 14, 2008 5:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Hero:
Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
I'm voting Republican because I'm a self-hating homo

We knew that...

H

Hah, that video was funny. You guys are too funny. FFF.net forever!

"Gott kann dich nicht vor mir beschuetzen, weil ich nicht boese bin."

KWICKO

Saturday, June 14, 2008 7:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by rallem:
I will vote Republican because it is the right thing to do.

http://swyzzlestyx.com/index.html

Okay, that was funny.

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

The Myrmidons were an ancient nation of very brave and skilled warriors as described in Homer's Iliad, and were commanded by Achilles. - Wikipedia

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Monday, June 16, 2008 5:23 AM

Because every vote for Democrat kills a cute kitten and makes baby Jesus cry.
Unfortunately, there are no candidates left to vote for on the National Republican ticket.

KWICKO

Monday, June 16, 2008 5:50 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Khyron:
I'm voting Republican because I want to help replace the glass ceiling - this one has 18 million cracks in it...

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This isn't my signature. I have to type this every time I make a post.

I bow to you. You are my idol. That's the best thing I've heard all day!

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

The Myrmidons were an ancient nation of very brave and skilled warriors as described in Homer's Iliad, and were commanded by Achilles. - Wikipedia

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